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Manager Communication CONTINUED
Chapter 1: Chloraseptic and Sick DaysHorsham Store: chloraseptic is the most amazing thing ever
Nick Munyat: indeed it is Nick Munyat: and today i plan on having it save my life Horsham Store: when I lost my voice it fueled my speach. Nick Munyat: yep Horsham Store: a few sprays before every customer. lol Nick Munyat: lol Nick Munyat: hopefully that'll work for me Nick Munyat: i got up early because i had stuff i wanted to do before i opened the store... i didn't get out of my apartment until 5 minutes after i usually leave lol Nick Munyat: it was awesome Horsham Store: I hate that Horsham Store: throws me off all day too. Nick Munyat: yeah Nick Munyat: it was funny too Nick Munyat: because i got in my car and was like.. "i should head straight to work so i make sure i'm there on time" Horsham Store: dude it's like christmas here I just got an ass load of packages Nick Munyat: and then i was like... "f that, i'm going to walgreens" Nick Munyat: lol nice Horsham Store: lol nice Horsham Store: walgreens is awesome. but seriously, when you're sick and still have to work I think it's acceptable to be a little late Nick Munyat: heh Horsham Store: unless you're larry Nick Munyat: yeah... i dunno... i've been trying to edit my work ethic a little Nick Munyat: because i've been seriously slacking in the past few months Nick Munyat: and regardless of how pissed i am at my bosses, i still need to do the best work i can... it's weird being all introspective and crap Nick Munyat: lol speaking of which... do you miss larry? Horsham Store: no Nick Munyat: haha Horsham Store: there are 3 phones he sold before he left with no insurence or features on them. If either I or nobel sold them, the store would be doing a lot better and that fact bothers me so much lol. Nick Munyat: lol yeah Nick Munyat: it's funny Nick Munyat: 4 of my 7 protections this month came last wednesday Nick Munyat: it was pretty funny Chapter 2: For no apparent reason, a soap box! Horsham Store: so my friend is getting a divource and she called me because she was upset and as bad as I felt for her I couldn't help but say "well that's what happens when you get married at 19 to a dbag Nick Munyat: i love this... my throat is completely numb after only 7 squirts of chloraseptic Nick Munyat: yeah Nick Munyat: i hate it when people do that Nick Munyat: like... i'm 23 and my girl just turned 22... and i'm crazy hesitant about even thinking about marriage yet even though we have a long history together Horsham Store: There should be a rule about getting married before you can drink. Nick Munyat: lol yeah Nick Munyat: because honestly, what fun is a wedding without alcohol? Horsham Store: open bars are a must Nick Munyat: absolutely Nick Munyat: lol... when i get married, it's probably going to be dry Nick Munyat: just because her dad is an alcoholic and i'm from an irish family... so that kind of goes without saying Horsham Store: lol Horsham Store: pass out cinnamon sticks instead, someone told me chewing on them is like drinking a lot.... granted that someone was a moron, but still it's possible. Nick Munyat: hahaha Nick Munyat: was it larry? Horsham Store: no it was a non-work related friend Nick Munyat: lol Nick Munyat: nice Chapter 3: Incompetance and Color Induced Homosexuality Horsham Store: oh my god Horsham Store: I got 6 sony displays for the 750 Horsham Store: and a mystery box which I'm betting is a 7th Nick Munyat: wait what? Horsham Store: in the mail. Nick Munyat: ooooh the new sony thing? Nick Munyat: i thought you were talking about the treo for a minute Horsham Store: no, but the mystery box was the treo Nick Munyat: ha Nick Munyat: fun Nick Munyat: i haven't even seen the new sony Horsham Store: They sent me two of every color Nick Munyat: nice Horsham Store: Just because I'm jewish doesn't make me the noah's ark of cell phones. Nick Munyat: ... Nick Munyat: wow Nick Munyat: lol Horsham Store: this is gonna sound really gay, but the hot pink is kinda cool Horsham Store: I mean, I'd never use it, but it reminds me of shiny bubble gum. Nick Munyat: well you know what they say Nick Munyat: pink is still gay Horsham Store: pink is the color of love. Horsham Store: Nick Munyat: but i can almost guarantee that some emo kid is going to come in and buy a pink one when they come out Nick Munyat: and i'm going to take a picture and ruin his sad little emo life Horsham Store: we said all sorts of things like that when we had to play soccer with pink uniforms. Horsham Store: stupid coach. Horsham Store: lol Nick Munyat: haha Chapter 4: Marry Poppins! Also more cell phone talk Horsham Store: I can't get this out of my head. "A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down! makes the medicine go down" Nick Munyat: wow Nick Munyat: so wait... is that 750 a bar phone? Horsham Store: no it'sa flip Nick Munyat: hmm... Horsham Store: with a camera but no outside screen. Horsham Store: it's kinda cool looking actualy. but unless it's cheap I can't imagine a lot of people buying it. Nick Munyat: nice Nick Munyat: are you sure it's called the 750? Nick Munyat: oooooh... it's the z750 Horsham Store: the box said it was called that Nick Munyat: ok... and it's 3g Horsham Store: boxes don't lie... Chapter 5: Chloraseptic to Aid Unecessary Surgery! Nick Munyat: you know, it's very easy to become addicted to chloraseptic Nick Munyat: like... i'm now realizing again why i don't keep it at home when i'm not sick Horsham Store: lol Horsham Store: well you're only supposed to use 5 sprays Nick Munyat: hahahaha Horsham Store: of course I use way more than that... it works on your skin too btw Nick Munyat: that's a funny joke Nick Munyat: yeah... it's just an anasthetic that's okay to digest Nick Munyat: which makes it wonderful Horsham Store: you should perform minor surgery on yourself Nick Munyat: hahaha Nick Munyat: that would be a TERRIBLE idea Nick Munyat: because i'm pretty sure workers comp won't cover whatever i screw up Horsham Store: nothing serious Horsham Store: just like remove a finger and then put it back. Nick Munyat: HAHA Nick Munyat: nice Horsham Store: or switch your fingers around Horsham Store: like your pointer and pinky Horsham Store: see if anyone notices Nick Munyat: that would be really interesting Horsham Store: dont' actualy do that Horsham Store: ...I'm pretty sure you can't. Nick Munyat: yeah Horsham Store: maybe they have a wikipedia for it. Nick Munyat: that would probably end poorly Nick Munyat: lol Chapter 6: Roommate appreciation and good riddance Horsham Store: there's something to be said about a roommate whom you can text "a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down" and respond "in a most delightful way" Nick Munyat: i think i've used enough chloraseptic now that i'm having trouble feeling my left arm Horsham Store: lol Horsham Store: its gotten into your bloodstream. Nick Munyat: awesome Nick Munyat: i'm leaving as soon as curran gets here Nick Munyat: i'm a terrible manager... i'm making him close on his last day Horsham Store: that's mean. Horsham Store: but at least you dont' have to worry about curran screwing you over or anything. Horsham Store: I was so afraid I was gonna come to work after larry closed on his last day and find a "sold" sign on the property or something. The end.... OR IS IT???!!1!!? (the 1 makes it funny) -In case you didn't know, work is slow. |
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04-25-2008, 05:11 PM | #2 |
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Where's the funny? Read the first two and they're both Had-to-be-there/inside things.
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04-25-2008, 05:44 PM | #3 |
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Most work stories are.
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04-25-2008, 06:51 PM | #4 |
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Actualy they aren't all funny. The closer to the end the funnier it gets. It's just one single conversation so the only reason I posted more than just the funny ones is A because I didn't feel like editing, and B because it shows how randomly the convos change.
It's worth a skim I wouldn't say a full out read. Also Silver I'm sorry neither of just shouted FIVE THOUSAND!!!!! over and over. I know that's not your sense of humor. |
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04-26-2008, 01:46 AM | #5 |
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A decent diversion - not exactly funny, but amusing enough that I don't feel like the time was wasted.
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04-27-2008, 05:17 AM | #6 | |
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Also, it's NINE THOUSAAAAND instead of five.
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You're just upset because I don't think your *9 thousand jokes are funny. *Thanks to bubbles for the correction. |
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04-27-2008, 06:54 PM | #9 |
ITS OVER FIIIIVE THOUUUUUSANNNNDDD
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You're getting a little too butthurt over your stuff not being funny. I post stuff like that a lot too, without thinking about whether or not OTHER people will find it funny. Srsly.
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04-27-2008, 09:11 PM | #11 |
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On the contrary I'm not hurt at all. I'm just bored.
Very Bored. However bored you're thinking I am right now times like 10 bored units. +1 |
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04-27-2008, 10:04 PM | #12 |
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Boredom is a pretty good excuse except against the bored, 'cuz we know better.
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THE BOREDOM LEVEL IS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAANNDDD!
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