Jock itch

Ostrich_Eggs · 09-19-2008, 05:16 AM

HOLY JESUS MOTHER FUCKING SHIT IT HURTS I CANT FUCKING MOVE OH MY GOD WHATS THAT RED SPOT AM I GOING TO DIE FUCK ITS AIDS JESUS

It's chafing, red and hurts like a bitch. Best way to cure it? I can't exercise with this.

GeoKill-----> · 09-19-2008, 05:35 AM

Baby powder helps, fuck I hate it when that happens

KubeDawg · 09-19-2008, 05:57 AM

Goldbond. Seriously.

Hawk Eye · 09-19-2008, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by KubeDawg

Goldbond. Seriously.

+1

Skanky Butterpuss · 09-19-2008, 08:58 AM

and to prevent it, stop hanging out with hairy bushed hookers.

zSilver_Fox · 09-19-2008, 12:06 PM

I use Baza Antifungal creme. Works miracles.

Doctor Zyo · 09-19-2008, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KubeDawg

Goldbond. Seriously.

fishBurger · 09-19-2008, 09:07 PM

Gold Bond is ultimate.

BinaryLife · 09-19-2008, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KubeDawg

Goldbond. Seriously.

This needed to be quoted again.

Iggy · 09-19-2008, 10:44 PM

Try showering daily?

Shadow00Caster · 09-19-2008, 10:48 PM

when you post about your itch on the forums .. you have no life.

Plus its my jack itch, im the REAL ostrch_eggs

Ostrich_Eggs · 09-20-2008, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Iggy

Try showering daily?

Overrated.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Real_Ostrich_Eggs

when you post about your itch on the forums .. you have no life.

Hey don't be hatin cuz I'm open about my body.

And also; Goldbond powder and antifungal cream worked.

Doctor Zyo · 09-20-2008, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ostrich_Eggs

Overrated.

So that's why I always have the pungent shit smell looming through my senses whenever I play in a server with you... ಠ_ಠ

Ostrich_Eggs · 09-21-2008, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Zyo

So that's why I always have the pungent shit smell looming through my senses whenever I play in a server with you... ಠ_ಠ

That's just the dried man juice on the carpet

Rutabeggar · 09-21-2008, 02:16 PM

Goldbond on your nuts when they aren't on fire is amazing, so just imagine when they are on fire.

Goldbond +1

Etzell · 09-21-2008, 08:02 PM

Icy Hot.

Backstaber · 09-22-2008, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Hawk Eye

Quote:

Originally Posted by KubeDawg

Goldbond. Seriously.

+1

++1

Jock Itch Fucking Sucks A Lot. Had it for a few weeks, couldn't get rid of it cause all I did everyday at work was walk a lot, and guess what started it, walking a lot. Gold Bond did wonders though.

SiSCoS · 09-22-2008, 07:11 AM

put goldbond extra strength on ur balls and stand infront of a powerful fan
ull feel the burn!

Ihmhi · 09-22-2008, 09:47 AM

Gold bond.

Seriously.

Some days it so hot, it's like there's a plaster cast on my balls. That's how much Gold Bond I have to use sometimes.

Doctor Zyo · 09-22-2008, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ihmhi

like there's a plaster cast on my balls.

Okay... Now that Ihmhi has made me completely uncomfortable...

09-19-2008, 05:16 AM	#1
Ostrich_Eggs Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Jock itch HOLY JESUS MOTHER FUCKING SHIT IT HURTS I CANT FUCKING MOVE OH MY GOD WHATS THAT RED SPOT AM I GOING TO DIE FUCK ITS AIDS JESUS It's chafing, red and hurts like a bitch. Best way to cure it? I can't exercise with this.

09-19-2008, 05:35 AM	#2
GeoKill-----> Community Member Server Owner Beta Tester Forum Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hawthorne, California Class/Position: Soldier/Spy/Scout Gametype: AvD Affiliations: :e0:Eternal Order Leader Posts Rated Helpful 12 Times	Baby powder helps, fuck I hate it when that happens __________________ Fortress-Forever Guides All Your Mapping Needs :e0: Will live on Forever Support FF:

09-19-2008, 05:57 AM	#3
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	Goldbond. Seriously. __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

09-19-2008, 08:58 AM	#5
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	and to prevent it, stop hanging out with hairy bushed hookers. __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

09-19-2008, 12:06 PM	#6
zSilver_Fox IRL Combat Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ethanol Land Class/Position: D Medic Gametype: Conca Jumping Affiliations: ^iv Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I use Baza Antifungal creme. Works miracles. __________________ I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam... First infraction! Flaming!

09-19-2008, 09:07 PM	#8
fishBurger get off my lawn Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: O scout / demo Gametype: killing Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Gold Bond is ultimate. __________________ That means that either you are an American, or you are NOT an American. There is no hyphenated exception. -Iggy

09-19-2008, 10:48 PM	#11
Shadow00Caster Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jul 2007 Class/Position: D Eng Gametype: Griefing/Spawn Camping Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	when you post about your itch on the forums .. you have no life. Plus its my jack itch, im the REAL ostrch_eggs

09-21-2008, 02:16 PM	#15
Rutabeggar D&A Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Goldbond on your nuts when they aren't on fire is amazing, so just imagine when they are on fire. Goldbond +1

09-21-2008, 08:02 PM	#16
Etzell D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Icy Hot.

09-22-2008, 07:11 AM	#18
SiSCoS Join Date: Jul 2007 Affiliations: ( GoodFellas . ) Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	put goldbond extra strength on ur balls and stand infront of a powerful fan ull feel the burn!

09-22-2008, 09:47 AM	#19
Ihmhi [AE] 0112 Ihmhi SJB Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Newark, NJ, United States Class/Position: A little bit o' everythin' Gametype: Also a little bit o' everythin' Affiliations: [AE] Asseater, SJB Straight Jacket Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	Gold bond. Seriously. Some days it so hot, it's like there's a plaster cast on my balls. That's how much Gold Bond I have to use sometimes. __________________ Support FF: Anime: The Thread: Reloaded The one and only anime thread on these here forums. Select the pistol, and then, select your horse.

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