How we shower

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http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/How_We_Shower-b0c5.html

Like a woman or like a man? And how much of that stuff do you actually do!

[mervaka]

excellent! cant say i walk to the bathroom naked. my bathroom is large enough to accomodate clothes without steaming them to shit.

[o_thewetmule]

Meh, I walk to tha bathroom naked I'm furthest away from the bathroom too! Takes about 5 seconds to get to tha batha I do on the other hand, wash my hair twice and then condition it :< Darn me! I would look into it further, but I care not.

[o_fail]

True dat.

[o_geokill----->]

I seen this already.

I guess I do half the stuff on the video

[Lost]

"Walk by your wife and wag your wiener."

Cmon, I know 3/4 of the men in the world do that.

[o_skanky butterpuss]

only a few differences from the typical man shower

i dont wash my hair
i do shave the scroat
and i dry off completely.

[o_theres *nothing* here]

Careful, don't slip.

[o_skanky butterpuss]

ive gotten pretty good at it, ive been doing it since i was 17

[o_vampiricus]

i dont shave, but I sure trim. Too much hair is nasty. I have certain steps ive been doing for years

1. turn hot water on first, then a little cold to ease into just the right temp.
2. Get in, adjust to the temp before putting my head in the stream.
3. loofa with Dove body wash (keeps the skin smooth and soft for the ladies *er ladie now)
4. Last thing is its time, I shave. I have a custom setup at one end (the shaving station)

I shave at the end to make sure that after all that time, the hot water against my face has opened up my pores to the max to get the cleanest shave. Since i have 1/8 in hair i dont wash the hair, just the head :P

but yeah, the showing off the weiner and going "woo hoo" thing, eh, that can be altered i think.

oh yeah, and i make sur eI use up all the hot water :P

[o_thraine]

I usually just turn on the cold water, stand there for five minutes, gargle some shampoo, piss on the Hot/Cold knobs, smoke a cigarette, and then walk into the kitchen naked and dripping while everyone is trying to eat dinner.

I'd say that's about as un-female as you can get.

[o_zydell]

Hahahah that was so funny.

[o_lithium]

Weiners aren't shaped to get shaved i tell , but now , i don't emo-cut it as much.

[o_pixel]

Why do some people find peeing in the shower disgusting?

[o_dancingfool]

I turn the water as hot as it will go, after all I've got to make sure I kill all the germs since I don't use soap or shampoo, I step in while keeping it as hot as possible while I piss so that it will be washed away. Then I stand there for 5 minutes wondering if I'm done yet since showers are so damn boring.

[o_paft]

That is such an old and common perception, like everything else man and woman. Most comedians have mentioned that at least once.

[o_player]

Walk into bathroom with clean clothes on my shoulder and two towels on the other; I take my old clothes off. Once my clothes are off, I turn the shower on, put the temperature of the shower to its lowest and step into the spray; I usually have a piss within a minute of standing in the cold water. I proceed to clean my body. I shampoo my hair, blow my nose's contents into my hands; I wash my hands thoroughly. I step out of the shower 10 to 15 minutes later, dry my entire body, brush my teeth and put the clean clothes on. I exit the bathroom.

I hate the bath.

[o_heed]

I do pretty much what video says for the guys except I piss before going in and dry off completely.

Of course I replace the woo-woo noise with "helicopter, helicopter..."

[o_paft]

I could do with a bath. I've not had one for like a year because I don't want to bathe in the same water as my skanky toe.

[o_uber]

Originally Posted by Pixel

Why do some people find peeing in the shower disgusting?

Because some people share showers with other people.