04-16-2008, 06:20 AM | #1 |
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I'm immune to cancer.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm
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04-16-2008, 09:04 AM | #2 |
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what a waste of money. fucken work on some useful research.
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04-16-2008, 10:30 AM | #3 |
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Seeing as prostate cancer is one of the leading killers of men, I don't see how it's a waste of money.
Besides, regular monogamous sex would do the same thing. It would be kind of hard to catch a disease from your wife unless she's a cheating whore.
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04-16-2008, 02:40 PM | #4 |
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And if she is?
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04-16-2008, 03:09 PM | #5 |
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This has already been known!
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04-16-2008, 04:01 PM | #6 |
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wtf? STIs? arent they STDs...?
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This information has been around for a long time now!
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04-16-2008, 04:20 PM | #8 |
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A cynic will say it's politically correct to call it an STI. A realist will say it's medically correct.
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04-16-2008, 04:58 PM | #9 |
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Whelp I'm safe!
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Yeah same here.
Five times a week cuts your risk to 1/3... does five times a day make it 1/21? Damn. I'm highly unlikely to develop prostate cancer. FUCK I'M A FIRM BELIEVER IN IRONY. OH GOD OH GOD.
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04-16-2008, 06:31 PM | #11 |
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Preservation of semen is a key to health, actually.
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Do Catholics condone cancer then?
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04-17-2008, 02:41 AM | #14 |
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Yup. In fact, the pope wants you to get cancer.
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Get cancer for your sins.
(Best part is that when I typed that out I made a typo and sins came out wins. Changes the meaning a bit...)
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04-17-2008, 04:00 PM | #18 |
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Well then, your chances of dying of prostate cancer must be high.
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