09-17-2008, 12:31 PM | #1 |
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You know you're playing too much FF when...
*You think an umbrella is a useful weapon.
*You're surprised by seeing people actually throw grenades. *You legally change your name to When(event name here)WillOut Let's see what you got. |
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09-17-2008, 12:33 PM | #2 |
Its over nine thousands!!!
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When you see athlete doing long jump and think " lol fail conc " .
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09-17-2008, 12:37 PM | #3 |
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*You get a concussion and start shooting at things erratically
*You hop back and forth on the sidewalk on your way to work, thinking your getting there faster. *You try to deactivate security before grabbing food out of your fridge. *You try to load 4 rockets at once into an actual rpg *You wonder where the respawn points in Life are. *You try to jump up a ramp twice to get some serious air. *When you break your leg, you think you can just walk it off. *You see a laser dot on the wall and immediately take evasive action. *You try to climb flag poles to take the flag and cap it. *You dress up like robocop and commit mass murder with a minigun. |
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09-17-2008, 12:51 PM | #4 |
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when you can't remember the last time you had sex
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09-17-2008, 01:15 PM | #5 |
Pub Allstar!
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sounds like beast is finally admitting it!
lololololol. j/p <3 |
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09-17-2008, 01:45 PM | #6 | |
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09-17-2008, 03:16 PM | #7 |
a fucking comedian
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*You turn your bookbag into an ammo pack:
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09-17-2008, 03:18 PM | #8 |
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when your ass has blisters from wearing out your chair and you wont leave the computer long enough to go buy a new one.
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09-17-2008, 03:19 PM | #9 |
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When you begin to dream about it..
*I always heard that you can't have sex in Canada, kinda like sticking your tongue to a flag pole.* |
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09-17-2008, 03:40 PM | #10 | |
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When you play so long you that you believe purchasing a piece of ass would replace yours and isn't really angling a prostitute.
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09-17-2008, 04:02 PM | #11 |
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when you look up at a full-sized flag and ask yourself "how would I actually cap that?"
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09-17-2008, 05:31 PM | #13 |
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You find yourself strafing when you walk around the corner.
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09-17-2008, 05:43 PM | #14 |
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I hear grenade beeps, all the time.
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09-17-2008, 05:46 PM | #15 |
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You know you're playing too much FF when...
- You get a orgasm and think your'e watching p0rn.. But in meantime you are bizzy with spectating people playing FF - You are walking in your own base in FF_shutdown2, And you are trying to deactivate security and writing in FF chat there's a deactivate bug in the map. - Last map was FF_hunted and new map FF_2fort is on, and get killed and saying Damn where are my bodyguards newbs here.. do you guys understand the gameplay - Youre are trying to build teleporter exit in the enemy base.. Last edited by DarkieJ; 09-17-2008 at 05:55 PM. |
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09-17-2008, 06:12 PM | #16 | |
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You know you're too drunk to play ff when...
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09-17-2008, 06:38 PM | #17 |
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You know you're playing too much FF when...
-You get hyped up for league matches like it's Monday Night Football -You do the "game-time" chant before every match -You'd rather be sitting at your computer practicing for next week's match instead of spending time with your friends -Your Steam profile page says you've played more than 75 hours in a week (lol <3 Mono) -Girl players are more attractive to you than girls in real life. |
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09-17-2008, 07:40 PM | #18 |
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You know you're playing too much FF when
-You are calling flag locations on AvD/ID maps when the objective icon is telling everyone the location already.... yes I do this a lot
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09-17-2008, 08:05 PM | #19 |
FF God
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*You are the best player of the game
*You lead the greatest clan ever known in FF *You practice a conc over and over until it is mastered *You make maps for the game *You rely on blue pipes to kill your targets instead of dets *You talk about strategies with your clan all night *You practice nonstop *You have played 700+ pickups and started about 350+ of them *You notice how others envy you in the game *You go into a pub server as a female player to see how others treat new players...boy, is it fun *You get owned by Siscos as sniper in the water on 2fort... *You scream over the mic to insult your teammates when something went wrong *You love the game and don't plan on quitting anytime soon
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09-17-2008, 08:09 PM | #20 |
I want to work here
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when you listen to the opening music as you work out at the gym
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