It's absolutely pointless...but so is everything on the net!

[o_don]

Here's some top trivia about the devs:

1. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in the devs.
2. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as the devs.
3. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat the devs, though it may feel uncomfortable.
4. The devs are the sacred animal of Thailand!
5. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and the devs!
6. The devs can jump up to sixteen times their own height.
7. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of the devs.
8. Olive oil was used for washing the devs in the ancient Mediterranean world.
9. The difference between the devs and a village is that the devs do not have a church.
10. The dev-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand dev-fights take place there every day.
11. The devs can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
12. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find the devs!
13. The opposite sides of the devs always add up to seven.
14. The devs were declared extinct in 1902.
15. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by the devs.
16. If you lace the devs from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
17. The devs can taste with their feet.
18. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than the devs.
19. Americans discard enough devs to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
20. The devs can sleep with one eye open.





You can try it to at...http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl

[o_salty milkshake]

If you toss don 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!


Salty will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.

[o_skanky butterpuss]

The porpoise is second to Skanky as the most intelligent animal on the planet.

[o_don]

A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted salty milkshake.

I like this one: Ghandi will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C.

[o_broodingdude]

Broodingdude can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.

[o_ivaqual]

Banging your head against you guys uses 150 calories an hour.
You guys were invented in China in the eleventh century, but were only used for fireworks, never for weapons.

[o_nezumi]

Johann Galle was the name of the man who discovered Neptune with his dev.

Ganymede is the name of the largest dev in our solar system.

The constillation Capricornus represents a dev.

A pulsar is a dev that emits pulses of radiation toward Earth as it spins.

In July of 1994, the Shoemaker-Levy comet passed so close to a dev that it was broken into fragments by the dev's immense gravity.

Canopus is the dev with the third brightest magnitude as seen from earth, after Sirius and our own sun.

Edwin Hubble was the first dev to discover galaxies beyond the milky way.

[o_osiris]

Someone had to do it:

1. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil the penis.
2. The penis has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
3. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by the penis.
4. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing the penis.
5. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by the penis.
6. The penis can't sweat.
7. The penis never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
8. It's bad luck for a flag to touch the penis.
9. To check whether the penis is safe to eat, drop it in a bowl of water; rotten the penis will sink, and fresh the penis will float.
10. The most dangerous form of the penis is the bicycle.

[o_lithium]

I don't get it.

[o_loader]

You take a well known fact, and swap a word with a word.

I.E. The square root of -1 is Mr. T

[mervaka]

complex baracus?

[o_loader]

I pity you, fool.

[o_tennovan]

1. Tennovan can last longer without water than a camel can.
2. The first domain name ever registered was Tennovan.com!
3. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Tennovan.
4. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Tennovan state'.
5. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Tennovan.
6. All swans in England belong to Tennovan.
7. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Tennovan!
8. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Tennovan!
9. The liquid inside Tennovan can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
10. Tennovan cannot jump.

[o_broodingdude]

Originally Posted by Loader

I pity you, fool.

Was this that double-backwards quasi sarcastic irony?

...if not then it's actually "I pity the fool!"

[o_ivaqual]

What is this jibba-jabba

[o_loader]

The back-talk within which you are conversing towards oneself must cease, for you, sir, are one of the sucking type.

I refuse to enter this flying machine.

[o_broodingdude]

Originally Posted by Loader

for you, sir, are one of the sucking type.

Yes... my wife thinks so too.

[o_loader]

[o_dr zauis]

New Zealand was the first place to allow Chuck Norris to vote!
Only one person in two billion will live to be Chuck Norris.
The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Chuck Norris.
Peanuts and Chuck Norris are beans.
Americans discard enough Chuck Norris to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!
The only planet that rotates on its side is Chuck Norris.
Native Americans never actually ate Chuck Norris; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
If you blow out all the candles on Chuck Norris with one breath, your wish will come true.
Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Chuck Norris.
The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Chuck Norris.


[edit] HAHAHA i just put my gf's name in the site and got this....she was not to happy

Nicole Scott will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.

[o_don]

Ahahaha