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Old 11-13-2007, 07:21 PM   #461
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Old 11-13-2007, 11:32 PM   #462
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Old 11-14-2007, 04:39 AM   #463
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Just so no one panics, it's just a Steam bug...
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Old 11-14-2007, 06:11 AM   #464
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Peter Pan's 'Web Cast' with Martin Sergent

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/updatenews.html#045

This video is just epic.
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Old 11-14-2007, 07:20 AM   #465
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That's nothin, I used to partake in this shit:

http://melee.info/

Yeah. I was a nerd, and probably still am, but hitting people with my ultra ductape foam warhammer and having a bastard sword in the other just doesn't speak to how awesome it felt to pwn people on the battlefield right next to a busy street where I'm sure lots of people laughed. It was fun. This guy who is literally a martial arts expert uses these small daggers and just goes apeshit on everything, super sayian fast... I remember some kid hit me in the face with a sword, which is against the rules, so he's liek r u ok? and I'm liek, yea, just a flesh wound, and bashed him with my sword. It's hella fun until you realize it's freezing outside and it starts raining. Then you hope to god you never get hit in the back.

Edit, this post couldn't survide without pics. These are people who I used to know:



In costume, same guy:



LMAO you can almost see me to the very right with the blue jean jacket hahah.
There were so many people from so many different walks of life. We had a criminal prosecuter, an actual trained samaurai, then the rest worked at Wendy's Hamburgers. Go figure...
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Old 11-14-2007, 07:53 AM   #466
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I don't really find it funny at all... I don't knock how people relax. Hell, that Japanese girl was probably just rockin' out to some Death Metal and just felt like thrashin' in the streets.
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Old 11-14-2007, 07:56 AM   #467
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Man, It looks rather fun. Honestly, I just don't think I could put myself through it though lolshallow, I care what people think Oh noez.

I do often get the feeling I need to grab an axe and go to town on someones face, man that would be cool.
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Old 11-14-2007, 08:10 AM   #468
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I have an excuse too. I'm fat. If I were more fit like I used to be, I'd be out there every 2 weeks pwnin it up. It's great excersize because you are constantly needing to be aware and always moving around.

It's also not just in my town either, it's all around the USA, melee.info for more information.
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Old 11-14-2007, 08:14 AM   #469
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Old 11-14-2007, 09:51 AM   #470
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I have an excuse too. I'm fat. If I were more fit like I used to be, I'd be out there every 2 weeks pwnin it up. It's great excersize because you are constantly needing to be aware and always moving around.

It's also not just in my town either, it's all around the USA, melee.info for more information.
So how does that stuff work, anyway? Someone hits you with a foam weapon, you're dead?

'cause I would just spend a couple hundred bucks on foam and make throwing axes... just hit everyone from long range with huge axes, French-style baby!
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Old 11-14-2007, 11:18 AM   #471
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I have an excuse too. I'm fat. If I were more fit like I used to be, I'd be out there every 2 weeks pwnin it up. It's great excersize because you are constantly needing to be aware and always moving around.

It's also not just in my town either, it's all around the USA, melee.info for more information.
Dude... you probably fought against LOST and/or some of his buds. They have a warhammer that is just UGH! That thing would seriously damage somebody.
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Old 11-14-2007, 01:03 PM   #472
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Hell, those look old skool, no one gets dressed up like that now.
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Old 11-14-2007, 01:47 PM   #474
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LOL! I have a couple of old friends who I used to play melee here:
The one wearing the vertical striped shirt and the guy who's wielding the ginormous harpoon lol!


And was this the warhammer you were refering to?

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Old 11-14-2007, 05:58 PM   #476
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As a practical matter I have to wonder how much an oversized hammed like that ever saw use outside of the movies. Seems to me that a smaller framed opponent with an agility oriented weapon would finish the oversized weapon wielder pretty quickly.
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You'd be surprised. If the more agile, smaller opponent gets close enough, yes, but from a distance, that thing pwns.
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You'd be surprised. If the more agile, smaller opponent gets close enough, yes, but from a distance, that thing pwns.
The SCA's better. None of that pansy foam shit. http://www.sca.org/ http://www.sca.org/newcomers.html Pick one.
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