I'm immune to cancer.

Suite307 · 04-16-2008, 06:20 AM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm
Sad isn't it.

tu! · 04-16-2008, 09:04 AM

what a waste of money. fucken work on some useful research.

Ihmhi · 04-16-2008, 10:30 AM

Seeing as prostate cancer is one of the leading killers of men, I don't see how it's a waste of money.

Besides, regular monogamous sex would do the same thing. It would be kind of hard to catch a disease from your wife unless she's a cheating whore.

Vicious · 04-16-2008, 02:40 PM

And if she is?

uBeR · 04-16-2008, 03:09 PM

This has already been known!

Nuk3m · 04-16-2008, 04:01 PM

wtf? STIs? arent they STDs...?

Player · 04-16-2008, 04:10 PM

This information has been around for a long time now!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nuk3m

wtf? STIs? arent they STDs...?

Sexually transmitted disease is politcally incorrect these days, so 'Sexually transmitted infection' is used instead...

uBeR · 04-16-2008, 04:20 PM

A cynic will say it's politically correct to call it an STI. A realist will say it's medically correct.

Dr.Satan · 04-16-2008, 04:58 PM

Whelp I'm safe!

Circuitous · 04-16-2008, 05:43 PM

Yeah same here.

Five times a week cuts your risk to 1/3... does five times a day make it 1/21?

Damn. I'm highly unlikely to develop prostate cancer.

FUCK I'M A FIRM BELIEVER IN IRONY. OH GOD OH GOD.

SkinkHero · 04-16-2008, 06:31 PM

Preservation of semen is a key to health, actually.

Ihmhi · 04-16-2008, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Circuitous

FUCK I'M A FIRM BELIEVER IN IRONY. OH GOD OH GOD.

Firm... just like your grip!

uBeR · 04-16-2008, 11:04 PM

Do Catholics condone cancer then?

FrenchToast · 04-17-2008, 02:41 AM

Yup. In fact, the pope wants you to get cancer.

Suite307 · 04-17-2008, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrenchToast

Yup. In fact, the pope wants you to get cancer.

He wants us to get cancer but he roasted jews in world war 2!

FrenchToast · 04-17-2008, 03:07 AM

Get cancer for your sins.

(Best part is that when I typed that out I made a typo and sins came out wins. Changes the meaning a bit...)

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 04-17-2008, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrenchToast

Get cancer for your sins.

(Best part is that when I typed that out I made a typo and sins came out wins. Changes the meaning a bit...)

^LOL

WINS!

I knew this already, thta's why I have as much sex as possible.

uBeR · 04-17-2008, 04:00 PM

Well then, your chances of dying of prostate cancer must be high.

Vicious · 04-17-2008, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ

^LOL

WINS!

I knew this already, thta's why I have as much sex as possible.

If as much as possible is still not at all... you're still not saving yourself.

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 04-17-2008, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vicious

If as much as possible is still not at all... you're still not saving yourself.

Dammit, saw right trough that didn't ya...

04-16-2008, 06:20 AM	#1
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tu! Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	what a waste of money. fucken work on some useful research.

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Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Yeah same here. Five times a week cuts your risk to 1/3... does five times a day make it 1/21? Damn. I'm highly unlikely to develop prostate cancer. FUCK I'M A FIRM BELIEVER IN IRONY. OH GOD OH GOD. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

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FrenchToast The 1337est D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Omagosh Canada. Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Yup. In fact, the pope wants you to get cancer. __________________ James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had' ; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

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