Bleh

KubeDawg · 07-04-2008, 03:12 PM

First of all, I have to work today, on the 4th, but at least I get off at 6pm so I still have time to shoot off fireworks. Today, I woke up, put some laundry in the dryer, and take a shower/get dressed. I browse the netz for a while, and eat a nutrigrain bar(strawberry) and down it with a glass of milk. I realize I need to start heading to work when I realize I can't find my cell phone! Ok, not to worry, I'll just drive to work and use the hard line all day if I need to call people(being a holiday and all). So I drive to work, when suddenly I realize I don't remember the alarm code to get into the office. Since I'm the only one here today, I started getting anxious. But, I was determined to get it right. So, before I unlocked the door, I devised a small plan. A plan to call my boss if the first code I tried didn't work, and have him give me the code...

This plan failed miserably... I got in, typed what I thought was the correct code, and it didn't work. I panicked, called my boss, he didn't answer. As I tried to call him again, the alarm went off. FUCKING LOUD AS HELL! So I dart out of there, and go to the convenience store down the street. I get there, ask for change for a dollar. Call my boss again on the pay phone. No answer.

At this point, I'm really getting concerned, and I look back at the office to see if any police had shown up yet, and nothing looked bad. So I remembered I forgot to relock the door. So I drove back, locked the door again, go back to the store, paid for a Mt. Dew Code Red, used the phone again, and this time my boss FINALLY picks up. I tell him the story up till then, and he gives me the code. I go back, quickly type the code, it works w000tt! Now that that's all over, I still can't find my phone. It's prolly at home, but I'm afraid I might have washed it with my clothes

...

Anywho, that's my day so far. Fun fun fun. Now watch me overdose on sugar by chugging this Code Red.

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 07-04-2008, 08:10 PM

Yeah so we all have bad days, I've been sick at home for a week, it sucks.

Circuitous · 07-04-2008, 08:57 PM

Get a blog.

KubeDawg · 07-04-2008, 09:26 PM

I blogged your mom last night.

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 07-04-2008, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KubeDawg

I blogged your mom last night.

+1

Constipated_Zombie · 07-04-2008, 10:28 PM

*facepalm*

Innoc · 07-05-2008, 12:16 AM

Did said phone have any Disney songs for ringtones?

KubeDawg · 07-05-2008, 05:09 AM

Nope, it has the mario 2 theme song as my ring tone.

Credge · 07-05-2008, 05:12 AM

It rained in my neck of the woods - no fireworks.

Tomorrow will be awesome though. 3 southern rock bands and some fireworks.

Marshall Tucker
Georgia Satellites
Molly Hatchet

Mmm

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 07-05-2008, 02:40 PM

Dear blog,

Today I woke up.

...

The end.

reaper18 · 07-05-2008, 04:48 PM

you woke up when you died?

Etzell · 07-06-2008, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ

Dear blog,

Today I woke up.

...

The end.

Little things like that are often the most important.

In other news, I'm surprised I woke up.

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 07-06-2008, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reaper18

you woke up when you died?

No I went back to sleep, but my blog knows that.

Dear blog,

Today I got harassed on a forum.

See you in hell.

Drain.

07-04-2008, 03:12 PM	#1
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	Bleh First of all, I have to work today, on the 4th, but at least I get off at 6pm so I still have time to shoot off fireworks. Today, I woke up, put some laundry in the dryer, and take a shower/get dressed. I browse the netz for a while, and eat a nutrigrain bar(strawberry) and down it with a glass of milk. I realize I need to start heading to work when I realize I can't find my cell phone! Ok, not to worry, I'll just drive to work and use the hard line all day if I need to call people(being a holiday and all). So I drive to work, when suddenly I realize I don't remember the alarm code to get into the office. Since I'm the only one here today, I started getting anxious. But, I was determined to get it right. So, before I unlocked the door, I devised a small plan. A plan to call my boss if the first code I tried didn't work, and have him give me the code... This plan failed miserably... I got in, typed what I thought was the correct code, and it didn't work. I panicked, called my boss, he didn't answer. As I tried to call him again, the alarm went off. FUCKING LOUD AS HELL! So I dart out of there, and go to the convenience store down the street. I get there, ask for change for a dollar. Call my boss again on the pay phone. No answer. At this point, I'm really getting concerned, and I look back at the office to see if any police had shown up yet, and nothing looked bad. So I remembered I forgot to relock the door. So I drove back, locked the door again, go back to the store, paid for a Mt. Dew Code Red, used the phone again, and this time my boss FINALLY picks up. I tell him the story up till then, and he gives me the code. I go back, quickly type the code, it works w000tt! Now that that's all over, I still can't find my phone. It's prolly at home, but I'm afraid I might have washed it with my clothes ... Anywho, that's my day so far. Fun fun fun. Now watch me overdose on sugar by chugging this Code Red. __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

07-04-2008, 08:57 PM	#3
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Get a blog. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

07-04-2008, 09:26 PM	#4
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	I blogged your mom last night. __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

07-05-2008, 12:16 AM	#7
Innoc Hitman 2 1 Actual Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: "Oscar Mike" Gametype: FPS or RTS (just say NO to MMO) Affiliations: Your Mom Posts Rated Helpful 8 Times	Did said phone have any Disney songs for ringtones? __________________ Mooga on Obama: He can cut taxes. Actually do something useful. Punch Nancy Pelosi in the face. Just to name a few. You eventually run out of other people's money to spend.

07-05-2008, 05:09 AM	#8
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	Nope, it has the mario 2 theme song as my ring tone. __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

07-04-2008, 08:10 PM	#2
פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ Annoying people since 1986 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Belgium a.k.a. absurdistan Class/Position: O fatty, pyro - D engy, pyro Gametype: CTF Affiliations: This space for rent. Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Yeah so we all have bad days, I've been sick at home for a week, it sucks.

07-04-2008, 10:28 PM	#6
Constipated_Zombie Join Date: May 2008 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	facepalm

07-05-2008, 05:12 AM	#9
Credge FF Loremaster Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 4 Times	It rained in my neck of the woods - no fireworks. Tomorrow will be awesome though. 3 southern rock bands and some fireworks. Marshall Tucker Georgia Satellites Molly Hatchet Mmm __________________ "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" Ronald Reagan

07-05-2008, 02:40 PM	#10
פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ Annoying people since 1986 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Belgium a.k.a. absurdistan Class/Position: O fatty, pyro - D engy, pyro Gametype: CTF Affiliations: This space for rent. Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Dear blog, Today I woke up. ... The end.

07-05-2008, 04:48 PM	#11
reaper18 sKeeD D&A Member Beta Tester Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Class/Position: Scout, Demo, Solly Gametype: Any Posts Rated Helpful 21 Times	you woke up when you died?

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