FF Poem

Mikael_hs · 08-06-2009, 12:47 AM

Through certain half-spammed ramps
The HW retreats
His heart beats-
Fast
As tidle waves of fire
Are rendered useless
By a bastion of medpacks

Backstabbed-
He will cry
“KNAKI IS A SPY!”
But the Flagroom def’s retarded
And is already bombarded

He throws his bag
Just as Space screams “LAG!”
A scout concs past
Fast

And that’s the end of it...

impy · 08-06-2009, 12:51 AM

I helped to write this!

Sh4x · 08-06-2009, 01:59 AM

Thought it was gonna be a map, what a downer.

Dr.Satan · 08-06-2009, 05:20 AM

lol I like it!

caesium · 08-06-2009, 09:33 AM

perhaps we should appoint an official fortress forever poet laureate.

:sadface: (in remembrance of)

beep
followed beep
followed beep followed
prime

i thought it was a
conc
but ono it was a
frag

i thought i'd have the
flag
but now i had to
die
rofl
respawn
and
retry

thiz · 08-06-2009, 01:17 PM

Nerd-o-meter just went up a notch, nice one.

bokko · 08-06-2009, 05:13 PM

Fortress Forever

fag n00b llama,

lamer camper cheat,

ffs wtf omg,

lol rofl lmao.

how do i starjump?

BOSTWIX · 08-06-2009, 08:43 PM

AWESOME POEM'S. I think we should have an FF poem-off! Perhaps in the form of haiku? Any English professionals amongst the admin to judge?

Icculus · 08-06-2009, 09:28 PM

Haiku's are a bit short but you never know, it might work.

Sniper sits alone
spy slips silently forward
a cold grave beckons

lol

-Icculus

Peon · 08-08-2009, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sh4x

Thought it was gonna be a map, what a downer.

spaceleper · 09-05-2009, 02:14 AM

THE SERVER IS EMPTY,
BECAUSE SPACE OWNED EVERYBODY,
PPL JUST KINDA GAVE UP,
AND WENT AND DID SOMETHING,
THROUGHRALLY PRODUCTIVE,
WITH THEIR LIVES,
WHILST SPACE SITS THERE AND IS TOTALLY LIKE
LOL

poem ZX · 09-14-2009, 11:56 PM

thought this was gonna be about me D:

but ya i liked it

Bridget · 09-15-2009, 01:14 AM

Here's my poem, hope you like it.

Once upon a time, there was a fair little game called Fortress Forever.
*SNIP*
THE END

wakka · 09-15-2009, 01:20 AM

I once decided to write an FF poem,
the topic was made by mikael you might well know him,
but today on irc,
i asked him the question 2v2 or 3v3 ?

he of course picked the latter,
joined the server but this doesnt matter,
because he did get inevitably owned,
if my crowbar was a cock he would've been boned.

how can i possibly write more rhyme,
what goes with that? how about some WINE,
and on that note dont go online while pissed,
i think some yank got banned for dis?

if people like this i may write more,
and if not then im sorry for the bore.

Pon · 09-15-2009, 03:05 AM

Yer nae Rabbie Burns...

Mikael_hs · 09-15-2009, 07:11 AM

such a natural talent wakka

wakka · 09-15-2009, 11:31 AM

funnily enough mikael i did used to do MC'ing for underground drum and bass clubs which required quick thinking rhyme

impy · 09-18-2009, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wakka

funnily enough mikael i did used to do MC'ing for underground drum and bass clubs which required quick thinking rhyme

bullshit, ff players aren't cool outside of the internet

Dr.Satan · 09-18-2009, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impy

bullshit, ff players aren't cool outside of the internet

lmao, especially not wakka!

08-06-2009, 12:47 AM	#1
Mikael_hs Beta Tester Join Date: May 2009 Affiliations: Wazzazzaza Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	FF Poem Through certain half-spammed ramps The HW retreats His heart beats- Fast As tidle waves of fire Are rendered useless By a bastion of medpacks Backstabbed- He will cry “KNAKI IS A SPY!” But the Flagroom def’s retarded And is already bombarded He throws his bag Just as Space screams “LAG!” A scout concs past Fast And that’s the end of it... Last edited by Mikael_hs; 08-06-2009 at 05:26 AM.

08-06-2009, 05:20 AM	#4
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08-06-2009, 05:13 PM	#7
bokko when ff will out? D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Fortress Forever fag n00b llama, lamer camper cheat, ffs wtf omg, lol rofl lmao. how do i starjump? Last edited by bokko; 08-06-2009 at 05:14 PM.

08-06-2009, 08:43 PM	#8
BOSTWIX Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Michigan Affiliations: DBD, Orbital, e0, .end, DP, COBs Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	AWESOME POEM'S. I think we should have an FF poem-off! Perhaps in the form of haiku? Any English professionals amongst the admin to judge? Last edited by BOSTWIX; 08-06-2009 at 08:44 PM.

09-15-2009, 01:14 AM	#13
Bridget Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Class/Position: Soldier Gametype: AVD Affiliations: TALOS Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	Here's my poem, hope you like it. Once upon a time, there was a fair little game called Fortress Forever. SNIP THE END User received an infraction for this post Last edited by [AE] 82694; 09-15-2009 at 04:34 AM. Reason: Cleaned it up.

08-06-2009, 12:51 AM	#2
impy Best HW in FF Join Date: Mar 2009 Gametype: Capture the Flag Affiliations: [-] Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I helped to write this!

08-06-2009, 01:59 AM	#3
Sh4x Retired FF Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Thought it was gonna be a map, what a downer.

08-06-2009, 09:33 AM	#5
caesium Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: europe Class/Position: anything Gametype: everything Affiliations: #teamfail Posts Rated Helpful 27 Times	perhaps we should appoint an official fortress forever poet laureate. :sadface: (in remembrance of) beep followed beep followed beep followed prime i thought it was a conc but ono it was a frag i thought i'd have the flag but now i had to die rofl respawn and retry

08-06-2009, 01:17 PM	#6
thiz Tealeaf Beta Tester Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Scotland Affiliations: fo! Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Nerd-o-meter just went up a notch, nice one.

08-06-2009, 09:28 PM	#9
Icculus D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Hampshire Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Haiku's are a bit short but you never know, it might work. Sniper sits alone spy slips silently forward a cold grave beckons lol -Icculus

09-05-2009, 02:14 AM	#11
spaceleper League Cheater Join Date: May 2009 Location: MANCHESTER, ENGLAND Class/Position: bent over ur mums coffee table Gametype: i only play on sv_cheats 1 servers thx Affiliations: MYG0T Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	THE SERVER IS EMPTY, BECAUSE SPACE OWNED EVERYBODY, PPL JUST KINDA GAVE UP, AND WENT AND DID SOMETHING, THROUGHRALLY PRODUCTIVE, WITH THEIR LIVES, WHILST SPACE SITS THERE AND IS TOTALLY LIKE LOL

09-14-2009, 11:56 PM	#12
poem ZX Join Date: Sep 2009 Gametype: Capture the Flag Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	thought this was gonna be about me D: but ya i liked it

09-15-2009, 01:20 AM	#14
wakka Join Date: Aug 2009 Class/Position: top Gametype: pwning caroline in bed Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I once decided to write an FF poem, the topic was made by mikael you might well know him, but today on irc, i asked him the question 2v2 or 3v3 ? he of course picked the latter, joined the server but this doesnt matter, because he did get inevitably owned, if my crowbar was a cock he would've been boned. how can i possibly write more rhyme, what goes with that? how about some WINE, and on that note dont go online while pissed, i think some yank got banned for dis? if people like this i may write more, and if not then im sorry for the bore.

09-15-2009, 03:05 AM	#15
Pon Not choking. Yet. Lua Team Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Scotland Class/Position: Demo/Def - Spy/Off Gametype: Anything but yet more fucking CTF Affiliations: FF.AvD [FF AvD/ID guild] Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Yer nae Rabbie Burns... __________________ Support FF: YOU GUYS REALLY SHOULD UPDATE YOUR STAFF LIST! I haven't posted since 2010... Preferable to death. But only just... -\ff_basicbowl\|ff_duckhunt\|ff_rock2_qnd\|ff_vats_koth/- Last edited by Pon; 09-15-2009 at 03:06 AM.

09-15-2009, 07:11 AM	#16
Mikael_hs Beta Tester Join Date: May 2009 Affiliations: Wazzazzaza Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	such a natural talent wakka

09-15-2009, 11:31 AM	#17
wakka Join Date: Aug 2009 Class/Position: top Gametype: pwning caroline in bed Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	funnily enough mikael i did used to do MC'ing for underground drum and bass clubs which required quick thinking rhyme

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