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Old 01-09-2009, 05:48 PM   #1
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Question....

If you sneeze, and there is no one around to bless you, do you still lose a piece of your soul?
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Old 01-09-2009, 05:51 PM   #2
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Don't you say, "Bless Me" ?

That's what I do at least. Or does that not work .....
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Old 01-09-2009, 05:57 PM   #3
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I don't think self-blessing counts.... that's not covered in the bible.
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Old 01-09-2009, 06:17 PM   #4
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Oh well. I do it anyway.
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Why don't people say "Bless you" or any of the relevant when I fart?
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Sneezing, generally, is a sign of illness, so they want to bless you in order to protect your health! Farting is just WRONG AND IMPROPER and not a sign of ILLNESS!!!
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But I'm squeezing out a soul.
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I am an ordained minister in the universal life church, I bless myself.
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Sneezing, generally, is a sign of illness, so they want to bless you in order to protect your health! Farting is just WRONG AND IMPROPER and not a sign of ILLNESS!!!
No, when you sneeze, you expell a small portion of your soul, which Satan is always around to grab onto. If he gets enough of it, you will go to Hell. People say "Bless You" or "God Bless You" to prevent Satan from getting that tidbit of your soul, thus saving you from going to Hell.
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I don't think self-blessing counts.... that's not covered in the bible.
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If you sneeze, and there is no one around to bless you, do you still lose a piece of your soul?
I should hope not. Unfortunately, I just sneezed ~ 9 times, and have been known to have streaks up in the 20s. I'd have no soul left.
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