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Old 01-04-2009, 03:38 PM   #1
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Googleism

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Old 01-04-2009, 08:41 PM   #2
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Google is confined to Web pages. So I suppose it is the search engine God. Google is finite though, not infinite. Google has also censored Chinese content, which is evil.
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Old 01-04-2009, 09:46 PM   #3
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That depends on what we consider evil.
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Old 01-04-2009, 11:21 PM   #4
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Well Sergey Brin said it was evil, so I'll take his word.
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Old 01-05-2009, 12:37 AM   #5
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:47 AM   #6
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Do the chinese people really need to read about shit like.......

their worker rights are like none existent..........
their is no freedom of speech..........
their government will kill protestors in Tinammin square.....
that even communist lite f%cking blows.......
eating cats and dogs is not a delciousy........
that Jared Phelps is a f%cking moron........
that Kanye West is the worst rapper out there........
that Matha Stewart is pretty hot for her age group.......
that Ed Mcmanhn really isnt that funny but funnier when poor.........
that they breed like rabbits..............
that the Chinese wall really doesnt keep anyone out and blows ass compared to the USA border controller walls and fences......
that DH has pwerfull things to say..........
that Quiznos subs are like awesome sammichs on toasted cardboard......


I just explained most of the shit they need to know so they are good to go. Please censor them again. Can you imagine trying to access f%cking you tube or myspace if all of the Chinese could???????? It would be 1000 times slower then it already is..........plus I hate that they tried to take over the world with Chinpokomon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinpokomon

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Old 01-05-2009, 01:51 AM   #7
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..........plus I hate that they tried to take over the world with Chinkpokemon.

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I believe you're talking about the Japanese.
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:53 AM   #8
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This is a joke right?
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:01 AM   #9
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Japanese???????

What in the hell are yo talking about? I dont even consider them a country since they attacked Pearl Harbor. I am still mad at them about that but not mad at the people man........but mad at there government man. Facism is best served with a side of Egg Nog and a porno mag.

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Old 01-05-2009, 02:57 AM   #10
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This is a joke right?
Googleism? Probably not. DH? Most likely.
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:04 AM   #11
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:42 AM   #12
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Might be funny if they didn't have easily breakable "proofs" listed. Omnipresent? Confined to electronic systems. Immortal? Earth blows up and it's gone forever.
The site seems decidedly monotheistic. Every other search engine would have to be (at least) a minor god or demigod.
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Old 01-05-2009, 04:43 AM   #13
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Wi-fi! Satellites! Google is probably flowing through your body right now. Google is like a god that never leaves his room.
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Old 01-05-2009, 05:09 AM   #14
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Might be funny if they didn't have easily breakable "proofs" listed. Omnipresent? Confined to electronic systems. Immortal? Earth blows up and it's gone forever.
The site seems decidedly monotheistic. Every other search engine would have to be (at least) a minor god or demigod.
You're just.... sucking the joy out of life one joke at a time...
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Oh my God.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-05-2009, 05:32 AM   #16
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What in the hell are yo talking about? I dont even consider them a country since they attacked Pearl Harbor. I am still mad at them about that but not mad at the people man........but mad at there government man. Facism is best served with a side of Egg Nog and a porno mag.

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Pokemon is a creation from Japan. Point, Ray. I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art and a socio-religious culture steeped in more than 2000 years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a whiskey tango trailer park by a bow-legged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck driver.
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You are such a fool Innoc.

It was a Gin household and not whiskey. It was not bow legged but a simple effect of having one gimpy leg. Last of course, truck drivers do not spread sperm around by driving their truck. That is just unheard of and disgusting. I think one of them might have mailed in a jar of it to her.

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Pokemon is a creation from Japan. Point, Ray. I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art and a socio-religious culture steeped in more than 2000 years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a whiskey tango trailer park by a bow-legged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck driver.
Least my mom took me to NASCAR!


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