The Haiku Thread

Ihmhi · 04-07-2008, 06:45 AM

I may have done this
before, but I shall begin
anew. So, this thread:

You may write more than
one haiku per post, but it
all must be haiku.

You may only write
In haiku. Haikus are five,
seven, five, you noobs.

Those are syllables,
by the way, in case you did
not know. One last note:

This whole thread will be
moderated heavily.
Non-haiku posts, gone!

Credge · 04-07-2008, 07:00 AM

Haikus can hardly
hazard anything against
Alliteration

Ihmhi · 04-07-2008, 07:09 AM

Chinese Movie Sites
Is there nothing you won't host?
Screw you, copyrights!

Vicious · 04-07-2008, 02:00 PM

I don't see why we
Must be required to write
In a foreign way

Agent Buckshot Moose · 04-07-2008, 06:35 PM

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

Vicious · 04-07-2008, 06:50 PM

That post was so lame
Way to copy someone else
Do your own work please

Innoc · 04-07-2008, 07:30 PM

a pond is frozen
the frog is late coming home
a faceplant on ice

greenday5494 · 04-07-2008, 07:46 PM

A flag is flying
Onto a scout it falls, spinning
The scout goes to cap

Everything · 04-07-2008, 07:50 PM

I'm drinking some tea
I ran out of tea, oh no
I'll get some more

Vicious · 04-07-2008, 09:04 PM

Perhaps I should try
To explain myself some more
Fuck all of you guys

Credge · 04-07-2008, 09:08 PM

Abrupt, arduous,
Aganozing, annoying.
Haiku's really suck

FrenchToast · 04-07-2008, 09:19 PM

I am unable
To grasp the concept herein
Why must we haiku

Vicious · 04-07-2008, 09:25 PM

Dozing off at work
My chair is comfortable
My boss is now gone

Suite307 · 04-07-2008, 09:30 PM

All posts in this thread
Must be in haiku. Your whole
post was epic fail.

FrenchToast · 04-07-2008, 09:36 PM

Suite you lack basic
Imagination you know:
Simply make shit up

A limerick thread
Would be much funnier, yes?
So make it happen.

Vicious · 04-07-2008, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suite307

This thread is gay.
Gay, this thread is.
Haikus are really gay.

You failed at haiku
I suppose you can not count
You failed at counting

Suite307 · 04-07-2008, 09:46 PM

All posts in this thread
Must be in haiku. Your whole
post was epic fail.

FrenchToast · 04-07-2008, 09:49 PM

I declare this haiku thread now broken
Hear hear, for your leader has spoken
It's for limericks now
You foolish brown cows
Don't cross me for I am not jokin'

I'll let this one slide
So you can start your own thread
For limericks, French.

Etzell · 04-07-2008, 09:50 PM

Suite:

Haiku is not words
Haiku is syllable count
Try again later.

Fragile · 04-07-2008, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suite307

five, seven, and then five.
Is the way haikus have to go.
You fail at haikus, douche.

that was 6, 8, 6
'haikus' is two syllables
and so is 'seven'

edit: to Etzell
i didn't see your post there
tee hee hee giggle.

04-07-2008, 06:45 AM	#1
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04-07-2008, 07:00 AM	#2
Credge FF Loremaster Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 4 Times	Haikus can hardly hazard anything against Alliteration __________________ "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" Ronald Reagan

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04-07-2008, 02:00 PM	#4
Vicious Nothing left to believe in Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I don't see why we Must be required to write In a foreign way

04-07-2008, 06:35 PM	#5
Agent Buckshot Moose Wiki Standards Team Wiki Team Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Geokill's closet Class/Position: Sniper/Demoman Gametype: CTF Affiliations: :e0: Co-leader Posts Rated Helpful 6 Times	Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

04-07-2008, 06:50 PM	#6
Vicious Nothing left to believe in Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	That post was so lame Way to copy someone else Do your own work please

04-07-2008, 07:50 PM	#9
Everything This is still alive? Wiki Team Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Naples, FL Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	I'm drinking some tea I ran out of tea, oh no I'll get some more

04-07-2008, 09:04 PM	#10
Vicious Nothing left to believe in Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Perhaps I should try To explain myself some more Fuck all of you guys

04-07-2008, 09:08 PM	#11
Credge FF Loremaster Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 4 Times	Abrupt, arduous, Aganozing, annoying. Haiku's really suck __________________ "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" Ronald Reagan

04-07-2008, 09:19 PM	#12
FrenchToast The 1337est D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Omagosh Canada. Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	I am unable To grasp the concept herein Why must we haiku __________________ James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had' ; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

04-07-2008, 09:25 PM	#13
Vicious Nothing left to believe in Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Dozing off at work My chair is comfortable My boss is now gone

04-07-2008, 09:30 PM	#14
Suite307 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	All posts in this thread Must be in haiku. Your whole post was epic fail. Last edited by Ihmhi; 04-08-2008 at 12:50 AM.

04-07-2008, 09:36 PM	#15
FrenchToast The 1337est D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Omagosh Canada. Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Suite you lack basic Imagination you know: Simply make shit up A limerick thread Would be much funnier, yes? So make it happen. __________________ James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had' ; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

04-07-2008, 09:46 PM	#17
Suite307 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	All posts in this thread Must be in haiku. Your whole post was epic fail. Last edited by Ihmhi; 04-08-2008 at 12:51 AM.

04-07-2008, 09:49 PM	#18
FrenchToast The 1337est D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Omagosh Canada. Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	I declare this haiku thread now broken Hear hear, for your leader has spoken It's for limericks now You foolish brown cows Don't cross me for I am not jokin' I'll let this one slide So you can start your own thread For limericks, French. __________________ James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had' ; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher. Last edited by Ihmhi; 04-08-2008 at 12:54 AM.

04-07-2008, 09:50 PM	#19
Etzell D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Suite: Haiku is not words Haiku is syllable count Try again later.

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