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What would happen if Chuck Norris played Team Fortress?
What would happen if Chuck Norris (CN) played TFC or FF? TF2 was not listed because its never coming out.
I suspect he would play the HW guy, since CN likes machines guns. His super powers would cause the bullets to go through the walls of the enemy base. This bullets equipped with heat seeking sensors, that would only hit the enemy, would kill with just one hit. Then his super mental powers would frag the enemy on respawn - their head would just explode. |
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03-22-2007, 01:30 PM
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A Very Sound Guy!
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03-22-2007, 01:52 PM
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This is still alive?
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I'm not afraid of this Pans- I mean Chuck Norris, Hell, he should be afraid of me!
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03-22-2007, 02:12 PM
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Shut up. Chuck Norris is a crusty old man.
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03-22-2007, 02:14 PM
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This is still alive?
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03-22-2007, 02:58 PM
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Moved since this is more of a chat thing than a fortress thing....
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03-22-2007, 07:28 PM
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A-D would equal
attack and DIE! |
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03-22-2007, 07:59 PM
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I say, soon as he gave someone a round house kick, it would crash the server everytime due to its power!
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03-22-2007, 08:25 PM
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Fact: Chuck Norris' tears cure medic infections. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries. Ever.
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03-22-2007, 11:01 PM
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CHUCK NORRIS HEHE
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03-23-2007, 04:36 AM
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The only counter woudl be to play as Bruce Lee.
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03-23-2007, 04:58 AM
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 ...and that's all I have to say on this matter. |
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03-23-2007, 10:07 PM
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03-23-2007, 10:33 PM
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"What would happen if Chuck Norris played Team Fortress? " nothing...
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03-23-2007, 10:59 PM
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Chuck Norris jokes are old?
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03-23-2007, 11:04 PM
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03-24-2007, 12:22 PM
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Old and lame
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03-24-2007, 02:16 PM
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Chuck Norris wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
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03-24-2007, 07:59 PM
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