Obscure Nerdy Pickup Line

Mooga · 01-20-2009, 12:47 AM

As I was playing picross on my DS. As I was drawing the Virtual Boy, I thought that the there has to be some awesomely obscure pickup lines out there.

Keep then awesome and obscure. While "Want ot blow on my cartage because I plug it in and start playing" is funny, it's doesn't meet the pure awesomeness of "Hey baby, want to seizure on my Virtual Boy?"

KubeDawg · 01-20-2009, 01:10 AM

wat

Segundo · 01-20-2009, 01:10 AM

how do i softly say fail?

Skanky Butterpuss · 01-20-2009, 01:30 AM

unfunny

Xane · 01-20-2009, 02:19 AM

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Skanky Butterpuss · 01-20-2009, 02:20 AM

now THAT one was funny

zSilver_Fox · 01-20-2009, 03:06 AM

Let's play network. I'll be ethernet, you be router.

Yes, it's from bash.

Mooga · 01-21-2009, 02:44 PM

I was helping a chick with C++ last night and she asked me: "Can I show you my source code?"

MonoXideAtWork · 01-21-2009, 03:03 PM

"Nice Assets"

Innoc · 01-23-2009, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooga

I was helping a chick with C++ last night and she asked me: "Can I show you my source code?"

Nice save...way to make up for the thread opening!

Mooga · 01-23-2009, 05:38 AM

I'm tempted to sneak up on her and ask to see her source code

(OMG She's so HOT >.<)

Innoc · 01-23-2009, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooga

I'm tempted to sneak up on her and ask to see her source code

(OMG She's so HOT >.<)

Compile her!

Demasu · 01-23-2009, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoc

Compile her!

Compile her all night long.

Skanky Butterpuss · 01-23-2009, 07:40 AM

hope she doesnt have any bugs!

Paft · 01-23-2009, 08:50 AM

"Do you have virus protection?"

Etzell · 01-23-2009, 02:34 PM

Just remember, brute force is a way to get yourself in a lot of trouble.

MonoXideAtWork · 01-23-2009, 05:48 PM

"I just got a virus scan, and I'm clean. Also, no trojans.

"

Ihmhi · 01-23-2009, 08:27 PM

Guess he'll have to use Durex then.

CatzEyes93 · 01-23-2009, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paft

"Do you have virus protection?"

..... cuz I was infected by the love bug the moment my eyes beheld you!

no. that is corney.

Innoc · 01-23-2009, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CatzEyes93

..... cuz I was infected by the love bug the moment my eyes beheld you!

no. that is corney.

Right...and no one else in this thread played the corny card...

01-20-2009, 12:47 AM	#1
Mooga Colorless FTW D&A Member Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: A Small Box Affiliations: SRCDS.com Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Obscure Nerdy Pickup Line As I was playing picross on my DS. As I was drawing the Virtual Boy, I thought that the there has to be some awesomely obscure pickup lines out there. Keep then awesome and obscure. While "Want ot blow on my cartage because I plug it in and start playing" is funny, it's doesn't meet the pure awesomeness of "Hey baby, want to seizure on my Virtual Boy?"

01-20-2009, 01:10 AM	#2
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01-20-2009, 01:30 AM	#4
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01-20-2009, 02:20 AM	#6
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	now THAT one was funny __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

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01-20-2009, 01:10 AM	#3
Segundo Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Williamsburg, VA Class/Position: Both Gametype: Anticitizen Affiliations: None Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	how do i softly say fail?

01-20-2009, 02:19 AM	#5
Xane Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: PA Class/Position: Spy, Sniper, Engie, Medic Gametype: Capture the Flag Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

01-21-2009, 02:44 PM	#8
Mooga Colorless FTW D&A Member Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: A Small Box Affiliations: SRCDS.com Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	I was helping a chick with C++ last night and she asked me: "Can I show you my source code?"

01-21-2009, 03:03 PM	#9
MonoXideAtWork Pub Allstar! Beta Tester Join Date: Aug 2008 Class/Position: under en kvinna Gametype: Capture the Flag Affiliations: Eternal Order, Must be h4x, Mono's happy funtime. Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	"Nice Assets"

01-23-2009, 05:38 AM	#11
Mooga Colorless FTW D&A Member Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: A Small Box Affiliations: SRCDS.com Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	I'm tempted to sneak up on her and ask to see her source code (OMG She's so HOT >.<)

01-23-2009, 07:40 AM	#14
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	hope she doesnt have any bugs! __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

01-23-2009, 08:50 AM	#15
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01-23-2009, 02:34 PM	#16
Etzell D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Just remember, brute force is a way to get yourself in a lot of trouble.

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01-23-2009, 08:27 PM	#18
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