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Old 10-06-2007, 02:24 PM   #21
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The HW would drink vodka right out of the handle.
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Old 10-06-2007, 10:56 PM   #22
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Wife: "How was work dear?"
HWG: "Terrible, we got powned on Well, I just couldn't keep the damn conking medics out of the flag room today. Must be getting old. How was your day honney?"
Wife: "Oh you know the usural, people hogging the printer, my boss is giving me more of his work to do, my workers arn't doing what they should."
HWG:"Want me to bring the AC to work next time I swing by?"
Kid 1 (Sara):"Daaaaad, Dan poked me!"
Kid 2 (Dan): "Did not!"
HWG:"Kids, what have I told you about behaving at the dinner table?"
Dan & Sara (in unison): "no fighting or we don't get to play Xbox or computer"

Ok, this is an utter crap of a post but I spent too long on it anyway. At least it doesn't really degrade this thread any. d:

I'm glad you didn't post this in the "You laugh you Lose" thread! That's funny!
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:36 AM   #23
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I personnally think Pyro's would drink Everclear.
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:55 AM   #24
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Spy: Martini (as if this had to be said)
Demoman: Rum (must be the eyepatch) / Jägerbombs
Scout: those damn energy drinks that have like 6% alcohol in them (same vodka redbull)
Sniper: Whiskey
Soilder: Pritty much everything
pyro: a shot of everclear on fire
Civilian: Gin / Cognac or 12 year old Scotch.
Medic: wine cooler)sissy(
Engineer: Tequila
Heavy Weapons: BEER, LOTS AND LOTS OF BEER, right after lots of vodka
Ihmhi: Everclear
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Old 10-07-2007, 01:15 AM   #25
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I'd just take all that and mix it in a tub and take a bathe in it and get drunk for 1 week.
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Old 10-08-2007, 10:14 PM   #26
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I think the HW would take a keg, empty it, and just take another one...
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