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o_general levy · 12-02-2005, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broodingdude

Quote:

Originally Posted by General Levy

Are you a professional?

I am a professional of sorts, but probably not of what you are asking. I don't do resume's professionally, but it's more like I know all the ins and outs of creating awe-inspiring resumes that have a uhh... 90%(-ish...15 for 17) success rate for the person I created it for. I have only failed at one Job interview (out of the 5 jobs that I have had in the past 9 years...).

I have written them for my friends and only one was rejected (I used very high-brow wording) citing over-qualifications...

cheers man but my uni careers service has been over my cv a fair few times so i would say its ok. if i find a particularly nasty app form question though i may post it here for you to look at

**mervaka** · 12-02-2005, 07:52 AM

somewhere i have a letter from PC world turning down a job application. that bad boy's getting framed. i dont understand how they turned me down in favour of the majority that work there (morons)

o_ekim · 12-02-2005, 10:47 AM

There's a monkey in my pocket
And he's eating all my change
His eyes are small and glassy
I think he's quite deranged.

o_broodingdude · 12-02-2005, 05:06 PM

Word-a-rock!

Schnick-plick diiiing!

I slept on the couch last night... I fucking hate sleeping when it's greater than 70 degrees.

Circuitous · 12-02-2005, 06:08 PM

I sleep on a couch every night.

o_broodingdude · 12-02-2005, 07:07 PM

OMFG!

I nearly pissed myself... I got a review at work! Ugh! Shit! Fuck!

...but I did wonderfully, the reviews were for everyone, so I wasn't screwing something up hard.

Circuitous · 12-03-2005, 02:39 AM

Ooooh purdy.

(It's a link to my site. Guaranteed clean. The posts are really old.)

o_darkness24713 · 12-03-2005, 05:15 PM

COME ON PEOPLE LETS CLAP ARE HANDS

Circuitous · 12-06-2005, 02:19 AM

http://www.break.com/articles/boomer...le.html?t=4406

Nice throw.

**mervaka** · 12-07-2005, 09:44 PM

LETS SEE WHAT YA COULD HAVE WON!

o_broodingdude · 12-07-2005, 09:49 PM

tight pants fucking suck

ow my nards

Circuitous · 12-09-2005, 12:30 AM

A Harvard graduate meets a Texan man.

The Texan asks him, "So where ya from?"

The graduate responds, "I'm from a place where we don't end sentences with prepositions."

"Oh, alright... so where ya from, jackass?"

Circuitous · 12-10-2005, 05:57 AM

I'm imagining how fun it will be to get the FF models into Garry's Mod right now... bwahahahahaha. Good times.

**mervaka** · 12-12-2005, 01:18 AM

discuss.

Circuitous · 12-12-2005, 01:39 AM

...

o_broodingdude · 12-12-2005, 11:19 PM

Not Thread Worthy:

Sean "Tookie" Williams, co-founder of the Crips, a street gang, denied clemency by the Governator Arnold.

If others feel it is thread worthy, then make it.

Personally: It doesn't affect me in any way possible, or even remotely.
It may have connotations, but what doesn't?
I just posted this because... well... it might make good conversation and that picture of a guitar made in to male genitalia go away.

o_darkness24713 · 12-13-2005, 03:10 AM

so who buys a penis shaped guritar?

o_etzell · 12-14-2005, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broodingdude

Not Thread Worthy:

Sean "Tookie" Williams, co-founder of the Crips, a street gang, denied clemency by the Governator Arnold.

If others feel it is thread worthy, then make it.

Personally: It doesn't affect me in any way possible, or even remotely.
It may have connotations, but what doesn't?
I just posted this because... well... it might make good conversation and that picture of a guitar made in to male genitalia go away.

People are whining because he may not have actually killed those people, but what about all of those murders committed by the Crips? He should die for that.

o_zippy · 12-14-2005, 07:18 AM

**mervaka** · 12-14-2005, 07:57 AM

its mirvin_monkey!

12-02-2005, 06:08 PM	#145
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	I sleep on a couch every night. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

12-03-2005, 02:39 AM	#147
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Ooooh purdy. (It's a link to my site. Guaranteed clean. The posts are really old.) __________________ Look at all those dead links.

12-06-2005, 02:19 AM	#149
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	http://www.break.com/articles/boomer...le.html?t=4406 Nice throw. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

12-09-2005, 12:30 AM	#152
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	A Harvard graduate meets a Texan man. The Texan asks him, "So where ya from?" The graduate responds, "I'm from a place where we don't end sentences with prepositions." "Oh, alright... so where ya from, jackass?" __________________ Look at all those dead links.

12-10-2005, 05:57 AM	#153
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	I'm imagining how fun it will be to get the FF models into Garry's Mod right now... bwahahahahaha. Good times. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

12-02-2005, 07:52 AM	#142
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	somewhere i have a letter from PC world turning down a job application. that bad boy's getting framed. i dont understand how they turned me down in favour of the majority that work there (morons)

12-02-2005, 10:47 AM	#143
o_ekim Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Bristol UK Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	There's a monkey in my pocket And he's eating all my change His eyes are small and glassy I think he's quite deranged.

12-02-2005, 05:06 PM	#144
o_broodingdude Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hawaii Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Word-a-rock! Schnick-plick diiiing! I slept on the couch last night... I fucking hate sleeping when it's greater than 70 degrees.

12-02-2005, 07:07 PM	#146
o_broodingdude Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hawaii Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	OMFG! I nearly pissed myself... I got a review at work! Ugh! Shit! Fuck! ...but I did wonderfully, the reviews were for everyone, so I wasn't screwing something up hard.

12-03-2005, 05:15 PM	#148
o_darkness24713 Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	COME ON PEOPLE LETS CLAP ARE HANDS

12-07-2005, 09:44 PM	#150
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	LETS SEE WHAT YA COULD HAVE WON!

12-07-2005, 09:49 PM	#151
o_broodingdude Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hawaii Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	tight pants fucking suck ow my nards

12-12-2005, 01:18 AM	#154
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	discuss.

12-12-2005, 01:39 AM	#155
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	... __________________ Look at all those dead links.

12-12-2005, 11:19 PM	#156
o_broodingdude Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hawaii Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Not Thread Worthy: Sean "Tookie" Williams, co-founder of the Crips, a street gang, denied clemency by the Governator Arnold. If others feel it is thread worthy, then make it. Personally: It doesn't affect me in any way possible, or even remotely. It may have connotations, but what doesn't? I just posted this because... well... it might make good conversation and that picture of a guitar made in to male genitalia go away.

12-13-2005, 03:10 AM	#157
o_darkness24713 Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	so who buys a penis shaped guritar?

12-14-2005, 07:18 AM	#159
o_zippy Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cumbria,UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times

12-14-2005, 07:57 AM	#160
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	its mirvin_monkey!

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