Heaven Hill Vodka.. $5.75 and It works!

[.50bmg]

So today - about an hour or so ago in fact, I receive this message out of the blue...

[AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: so, you got an hangover?
.50bmg {FYC}^god: o.0
.50bmg {FYC}^god: how did you know i was drinking yesterday?
[AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: lol
.50bmg {FYC}^god: ?
.50bmg {FYC}^god: o.0
.50bmg {FYC}^god: did i msg you or somethign?

I honestly had no idea how the hell he knew... Rather than explain, he sent me this:

Wednesday, September 10, 2008
1:36 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i'ma rlyk druink i msoryr idk if gindgonn a die or woht
1:36 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: whti rhlly drukn

1:36 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: nah you sound totally sober

1:36 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: rly?
1:36 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: coo
1:36 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: iw aasweroud5rdked
1:36 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i wat hinging ki'm rely druin
1:37 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: or stome thign
1:37 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: the want em to got odslee
1:37 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i downt wanna

1:37 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: really?, do tell

1:37 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: there all olie ftty tgt t o sleep
1:37 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: but i'm liek i wotn waaana go tot sleep
1:37 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i wanan ahang
1:37 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: bu they are lie your durnm

1:38 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: my advice: DRINK MORE!!!

1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ok
1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :O
1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: L(O
1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :
1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :0
1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: L)
1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :)
1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :D
1:38 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ;)

1:39 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: so whacha drinkin?

1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: vidka
1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: vokokda
1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: vokdak
1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: vbodka
1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: vodka

1:40 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: good stuff clearly

1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: uuea
1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: yhea
1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: hea
1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: yea
1:40 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: god hsti
1:42 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ok>????
1:42 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: \ok?
1:42 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ocokk man
1:42 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ik <e ou gaus man
1:42 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: uo arefukgn eic
1:42 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: I <3e ou

1:43 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: I think you need a nice healthy dose of asian pron
1:43 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: maby some weed

1:43 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: indeed
1:43 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: asisnt
1:43 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: bbusl some midn alsteign sukbstnecs

*(? no friggen idea where this hour went)*

.50bmg {FYC}^god is now Away.
.50bmg {FYC}^god is now Online.
.50bmg {FYC}^god is now Away.
.50bmg {FYC}^god is now Online.

2:43 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: I <e you man

2:43 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: say wha?

2:46 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i nowhod odut tudnrsatn
2:46 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: dtis all good
2:46 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: stil
2:46 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: it feels god tat soe en else udnersands
2:46 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :0
2:46 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :)

2:46 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: ah well, guess you could try even more vodka
2:46 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: that might help

2:47 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: do you tinL.>
2:47 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ?
2:47 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: im als most out
2:47 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: mayb ekil the botle ftw/
2:47 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ?
2:47 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: dot hoiiyh tyink that wild help;?

2:47 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: hmm perhaps sleep?

2:47 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i coud tol htat

2:47 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: followd by tomorows hangover

2:48 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: thysaid i neede to sleep
2:48 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: do yotuy ing i shoud lslepee.
2:48 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ?

2:48 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: hmm perhaps you possibly made it too obvious you drunk?

2:48 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ;(
2:48 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i' mnot druknk
2:48 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: mayb ea little tipsy
2:48 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: not durikn

2:49 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: ah, hit your head then?

2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ?
2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: naw
2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i fit as a fildd
2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: litle tire

2:49 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: oh for sure

2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: dcant srly see alkl that well
2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: but im good
2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: shit ikm reyd for antoher 112 houa :S
2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i Fuked efx up man
2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: made him quit
2:49 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :)
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: am am tfuick 133u7 as a cout
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: kicek dhis ass :D
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: punk
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: \sid wia stn godod enogu for deefens
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: e so i raped him and his childrend as scout
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: bitch

2:50 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: nice

2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: bu ti < 34yom so uch
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i ,ov eeveyoen
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i lvome yo man
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: you awse4some
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i lov effxe
2:50 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: don bfoget that

2:51 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: now your talking crazy talk

2:51 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i'm sorry

2:51 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: lol dont worry bout it

2:51 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i just lov eyo so much
2:51 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: love efeesxx . evoeyne
2:52 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: ;a( fki pce
2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: evenwithotu tho
2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: fyc is eic
2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: we roxor man
2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: we have almost 115o0 memvers
2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: :D
2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: wish e ahd mroe tho
2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: wish ocudl make some videos

2:53 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: well 3.2 is close

2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: yea i' nbhte beta
2:53 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: it si come lose to coeign out
2:54 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: shodu be e3pic

2:54 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: and have ihmhi do the vids,

2:54 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: bu that is neithe rher not herem
2:54 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: lolz
2:54 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: yea
2:55 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: lol
2:55 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: yexh
2:56 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i <4e ae
2:56 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: hyogu ys are alas there
3:03 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: o lvom eyo man
3:04 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: so cuh
3:04 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i rly do
3:04 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: jus tunder stand o < e3you man

3:04 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: my my your just gushing with emotion tonight
3:04 AM - [AE] 420 -Evil Ferret-: I belive sleep is your best bet

3:04 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i e <e yoj man
3:04 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i will
3:05 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: says it'md" run"
3:05 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: silly
3:05 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: still
3:05 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: i ma bit trierd
3:05 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: so mayb eilwill
3:05 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: jsut for the loz
3:05 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: as lgon asyho knwk ni <3e o man :(
3:05 AM - .50bmg {FYC}^god: our aweome :)

.50bmg {FYC}^god is now Away.

So yea..

Heaven Hill Vodka.. $5.75 and It works!

(warning: side effects include mental retardation, babbling, and the inability to tell a sink from a toilet)

http://www.heaven-hill.com/brands-vodka.html

[reaper18]

50...
Weed is BETAR!
No hangover

EPIC man, youve done this to me too, funny shit

[TheWetMule]

Haha. I recently did this too, was pretty awesome to read my convo in the morning, had no clue how many people I talked to whilst hammered. Another great thing is finding pictures of random people that you probably scared to death. Good times.

[MonoXideAtWork]

dog, you send me tells EVERY TIME you drink. lawl. Keep em coming. <3

[פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ]

Lol, pure gold, a friend of mine recorded a cell phone conversation of me and him while I was wasted...shit...

[noeffeks]

Haha, multiple call outs in that msg.

Time to post one you sent me a few weeks back.

-----------------------------



.50bmg {FYC}^god: fukc u yo im not drunk
.50bmg {FYC}^god:
.50bmg {FYC}^god: i liek yrou vavatar
.50bmg {FYC}^god:
.50bmg {FYC}^god: epicl
.50bmg {FYC}^god: fuckigns elelpering person
.50bmg {FYC}^god: fwyy to dyo sleep all thei tme
.50bmg {FYC}^god: i got noone to talk to
.50bmg {FYC}^god: jsut bullky
.50bmg {FYC}^god: and he's englysyh
.50bmg {FYC}^god: yOJV ELEMF TME WITH AN ELGNLISNAN
.50bmg {FYC}^god: wtf
.50bmg {FYC}^god: lol
.50bmg {FYC}^god: I k<$ you man
.50bmg {FYC}^god: ur awesome
.50bmg {FYC}^god: bu tyou abandome ne
.50bmg {FYC}^god: nbody dot alke to
.50bmg {FYC}^god: lils dragon said ihave tot og to bed
.50bmg {FYC}^god: i dotn wanant
.50bmg {FYC}^god: i wanna tfuckgin talk or kil soe thign
.50bmg {FYC}^god: mobody on my firens list is on
.50bmg {FYC}^god: im so sad
.50bmg {FYC}^god: sucks
.50bmg {FYC}^god: ur girlfirend is hot btw
.50bmg {FYC}^god: wtc
.50bmg {FYC}^god: awesome dude
.50bmg {FYC}^god: i wahsih i had a girld riend i cod get tod do hshit wlol
.50bmg {FYC}^god: fucng ksucks
.50bmg {FYC}^god: tehd fidty is all alone
.50bmg {FYC}^god:
.50bmg {FYC}^god: fuckigtn asian
.50bmg {FYC}^god: water is on you fucker
.50bmg {FYC}^god: he solems me
.50bmg {FYC}^god: bu the ahs to cog
.50bmg {FYC}^god: go
.50bmg {FYC}^god:
.50bmg {FYC}^god: fuckin
.50bmg {FYC}^god: pt
.50bmg {FYC}^god: gota go run and shit
.50bmg {FYC}^god: fuck
.50bmg {FYC}^god: no love o r the dfitty
.50bmg {FYC}^god: cukgn mayb iei'l go bplay ff with buly
.50bmg {FYC}^god: bu tir ly gotta iss
.50bmg {FYC}^god: fucuikn
.50bmg {FYC}^god: so far aw ay to akk
.50bmg {FYC}^god: i rly like this conversaiton
.50bmg {FYC}^god: yroua good lieterner
.50bmg {FYC}^god:
.50bmg {FYC}^god: thak s
.50bmg {FYC}^god: cna u yowat a iminute wih'yei i go taleke a pisss?/
.50bmg {FYC}^god: fuck you an dyro hon answering ass
.50bmg {FYC}^god: i' mgoing anyways
.50bmg {FYC}^god: brb
.50bmg {FYC}^god: water cking talke sto me
.50bmg {FYC}^god: your tood good to alke to me
.50bmg {FYC}^god: whf
.50bmg {FYC}^god: whjyd man
.50bmg {FYC}^god: wy cant t you talk ot tda fity
.50bmg {FYC}^god: im so loanel an
.50bmg {FYC}^god: nobody on
.50bmg {FYC}^god: cewpt bullky
.50bmg {FYC}^god: but hedont wannt atalk
.50bmg {FYC}^god: anc water woh has to leae
.50bmg {FYC}^god: soon :_
.50bmg {FYC}^god: fuck man
.50bmg {FYC}^god: i'm jsut feelin gogod
.50bmg {FYC}^god: want some company
.50bmg {FYC}^god: i need freind shwo liek are mroe didacaet to the whole propositon of staing up
.50bmg {FYC}^god: coursl you got work
.50bmg {FYC}^god: i know inow
.50bmg {FYC}^god: yhoj dn't ahve t6o tell me
.50bmg {FYC}^god: myself?
.50bmg {FYC}^god: i have owrk tooi
.50bmg {FYC}^god: but into til 5 mp
.50bmg {FYC}^god: so i'm god
.50bmg {FYC}^god: mayb e a light hangobver
.50bmg {FYC}^god: fbut fucke it
.50bmg {FYC}^god: jijsut alke dto spectre
.50bmg {FYC}^god: he says yoru not gay, but yoru boyfriend might be?
.50bmg {FYC}^god: hnto sure what hta t means
.50bmg {FYC}^god: jk
.50bmg {FYC}^god: lol
.50bmg {FYC}^god: austin is worrie daobu tomorow
.50bmg {FYC}^god: poro kid
.50bmg {FYC}^god: first dayh of yhigh shcool
.50bmg {FYC}^god: cna' emeve rember mine
.50bmg {FYC}^god: but msut ahbe been ad
.50bmg {FYC}^god: idk
.50bmg {FYC}^god: hs was funn tho
.50bmg {FYC}^god: bu ti'j was rly ppouar
.50bmg {FYC}^god: in vovle din veverhyitng
.50bmg {FYC}^god: form fototball to drrama
.50bmg {FYC}^god: lol
.50bmg {FYC}^god: huge nuber fo friend s;P
.50bmg {FYC}^god: it heps
.50bmg {FYC}^god: asutin is so paranodi he wont do good
.50bmg {FYC}^god: i hpe e getos over it
.50bmg {FYC}^god: it odens to well to be all scvare dof school
.50bmg {FYC}^god: poor kid
.50bmg {FYC}^god: anyways
.50bmg {FYC}^god: thansk you forl isting
.50bmg {FYC}^god: i got uch <e for ay jan
.50bmg {FYC}^god: an
.50bmg {FYC}^god: *
.50bmg {FYC}^god: man
.50bmg {FYC}^god: *
.50bmg {FYC}^god: wis hu were a bi troe resposnive
.50bmg {FYC}^god: but it's liek fukcing a catatonic hooker
.50bmg {FYC}^god: you sill get yrou rocks off and in the end you doint have to pay
.50bmg {FYC}^god: cpe tyou still get shit grwoign on yrou dick
.50bmg {FYC}^god: so in the end
.50bmg {FYC}^god: was it a good thing?
.50bmg {FYC}^god: well
.50bmg {FYC}^god: i' mgoging to sleep now
.50bmg {FYC}^god: hers to dsshit gworing on my dck
.50bmg {FYC}^god: latez

[.50bmg]

wow - when the hell did i say that?

a few of my favorite parts

.50bmg {FYC}^god: i rly like this conversaiton
.50bmg {FYC}^god: yroua good lieterner

.50bmg {FYC}^god: cna u yowat a iminute wih'yei i go taleke a pisss?/
.50bmg {FYC}^god: fuck you an dyro hon answering ass
.50bmg {FYC}^god: i' mgoing anyways
.50bmg {FYC}^god: brb

.50bmg {FYC}^god: wis hu were a bi troe resposnive
.50bmg {FYC}^god: but it's liek fukcing a catatonic hooker
.50bmg {FYC}^god: you sill get yrou rocks off and in the end you doint have to pay
.50bmg {FYC}^god: cpe tyou still get shit grwoign on yrou dick
.50bmg {FYC}^god: so in the end
.50bmg {FYC}^god: was it a good thing?
.50bmg {FYC}^god: well
.50bmg {FYC}^god: i' mgoging to sleep now
.50bmg {FYC}^god: hers to dsshit gworing on my dck

[maximi]

lol.. no more vodka for you...

get some russian vodka <3

Putinka is teh shit

[OneManArmy]

Even if I'm drunk I can still type pretty much correctly

[Hawk Eye]

Originally Posted by OneManArmy

Even if I'm drunk I can still type pretty much correctly

Me too. I found that kind of sad, actually.

[SmellyCat]

I also take the time to type things as accurately as I can read.

Including *shock* deleting a word and then trying again. This includes near-paraletic status.

Originally Posted by Reaper

50...
Weed is BETAR!
No hangover

No it's not. It really isn't - it's different, but after doing it for a bit the mind-fuck from doing it regularly isn't worth, well, doing it regularly.

Especially when the High becomes dull and you become more like a vegetable than anything else after a couple of spliffs.

I speak from experience, not prejudice against illegal shit.


But hey, maybe writing about it in every other post I made at the time would've made it better.
^^

[reaper18]

There in lies opinion though.
Ive noticed that most people get different highs; i dont smoke every day, except on the occasion that i can actually buy some.
Personally, i dont like the feeling of being outright drunk, i mean, its nice to get buzzed or a little drunk, but not trashed.

[.50bmg]

I prefer to be blind staggering babbling drunk, but it doesn't do well to do so very often. I havn't been into drugs since my early teens - not my thing. I dont like being "high" - though the difference between being drunk and being high is semantics i suppose.

[SmellyCat]

In other news: I'm really stoned.


Hi there...

[Iggy]

INVADE ENGLAND! THEY HAVE POT!

[reaper18]

To the STONER MOBILE
dundun dundun dundun dundun
POTHEADS!

[SmellyCat]

These cookies are immense.

Just thought you should know.



As is this milkshake. Fuck.

[noeffeks]

Pot makes me anti scoial. I tend to go for walks, climb things, and focus on something difficult to pull off with just my brains and agility. Or I sit in a car listening to music at a party looking at trees as all the fractals come out and make me happy.

When I'm drunk, I'm Mr. Popularity.


They both have their places.