10-31-2006, 02:53 AM | #1 |
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Breaking News in Arizona!
The Arizona Republic
Monday, October 30, 2006 Phoenix, AZ-- A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Phoenix court room drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Arizona Cardinals, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone. |
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10-31-2006, 02:55 AM | #2 |
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Woah. Sounds like something I would do.
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10-31-2006, 03:01 AM | #3 |
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Could swear Innoc or HG posted this before.
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10-31-2006, 03:07 AM | #4 |
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I dunno who the cardinals are, presumably some sucky sports-related dudes, but i still did lol.
Is this a joke at the expense of actual news, or made up news to make a joke? |
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10-31-2006, 04:59 AM | #5 |
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Must be a baseball team.
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10-31-2006, 07:17 AM | #6 |
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pretty old
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11-01-2006, 01:57 AM | #7 |
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Yea but this is FF :P. We always post old shit.
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11-01-2006, 04:22 AM | #8 | |
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11-01-2006, 06:38 AM | #9 |
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lol....that's a good one. never heard it.
love how people always have to say.. "OMG!!! HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING IN A CAVE!?!?!?? THAT'S SOOOOOO 1865!!! YOU MUST BE A FREAK OR SOMETHING!!!! DUDE!!! IT'S SOOO OLD!~!! |
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11-01-2006, 06:46 AM | #10 | |
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11-01-2006, 12:38 PM | #11 |
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It was especially funny for me 'cause I totally didn't see a joke coming.
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