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Old 05-02-2006, 09:20 PM   #121
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Thinking he was a Mountain Gorilla Jane Goodall has him "reunited" with a tribe of Mtn Gorillas...owned by poachers 3 days later.
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Old 05-02-2006, 11:24 PM   #122
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SWAT > Poachers.

(Note to Innoc: They're still cartoons)
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Old 05-02-2006, 11:38 PM   #123
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Old 05-03-2006, 12:03 AM   #124
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Old 05-03-2006, 12:04 AM   #125
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EDIT: Damn YMH.... beat me...

Someone slipped some E into Dubyas drink, and he got dateraped by this guy

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Old 05-03-2006, 02:43 AM   #126
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That guy dies from a freak shaving accident.
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Old 05-03-2006, 03:37 AM   #127
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Gillette unveils 5-blade-what-the-fuck and destroys the old razor.
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:11 AM   #128
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The blade had no match for this trong beard
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Old 05-03-2006, 09:27 AM   #129
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well this guy makes short work of it.
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Old 05-03-2006, 09:30 AM   #130
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Gets his skin rip apart by a kid
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:01 AM   #131
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run over by a crap ass lincoln, or whatever that is.
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:13 AM   #132
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Car got owned by mud
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Old 05-03-2006, 11:20 AM   #133
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Real Estate developers pwned the mud.
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Old 05-03-2006, 04:42 PM   #134
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earthquake pwns the house

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Old 05-03-2006, 04:44 PM   #135
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Old 05-03-2006, 05:59 PM   #136
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Ya sure lol, Emergency management managing emergencies.... wouldnt that be great.
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Old 05-03-2006, 06:13 PM   #137
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Quote:
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Ya sure lol, Emergency management managing emergencies.... wouldnt that be great.
No, they're a bigger disaster than the Earthquake. Thus humilated the earthquake limps off.

Come on, do try to keep up!
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Old 05-03-2006, 09:50 PM   #138
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Takes over FEMA with his beard and wins the hearts of the people.
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Old 05-03-2006, 10:54 PM   #139
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removal of the beard begins!
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Old 05-03-2006, 11:00 PM   #140
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shaving knife fails at life because it fails to end this emo kid's life.
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