Can a Gaming Community Move a Person?

Vicious · 03-25-2008, 09:22 PM

And I don't mean in the emotional sense. I'm not in need of enlightenment or inspiration. I'm moving on Friday and 2 of the guys that were gonna help me move have called out on me. Here's teh rules to the game:

1.) You have to live within a reasonable distance of Northern VA

2.) You have to have nothing better to do on Friday/this weekend

3.) You have to promise not to kill/rape/maim me, my fiance, our roommate, our roommate's dogs, our roommate's turtle, or my chinchilla. In return, we'll promise not to kill/rape/maim you either.

4.) I prefer you be 21 or over, see payment section.

Now, what's in it for you? The experience of saying you helped a stranger from the FF community move! If that's not enough, I'll be taking picture to post on the website! Still not enough? Well you greedy whore, there will be food! And beer! Maybe some other liquor... but definately beer!

If that's not enough then fuck you. I don't want your help anyways.

Disclaimer: Vicious reserves the right to not accept your application. As a matter of fact, I probably won't let you help anyway for fear of my life and safety. This post was mostly a way to vent my frustrations of my shitty friends and how useless they are.

Suite307 · 03-25-2008, 09:42 PM

I'm slightly sad to not live in Northen VA.

Innoc · 03-25-2008, 09:49 PM

If I were close by I'd be happy to help. My son is with his Mom this weekend so I am free. Alas, Northern NV is pretty far away.

GambiT · 03-25-2008, 10:02 PM

whats your fiance look like?

that is important information to know before i agree to any of the above...

Backstaber · 03-25-2008, 10:23 PM

Live too far away, not 21 and I got stuff to do. Otherwise I would have been totally happy to help.

4est · 03-25-2008, 10:39 PM

Heh, there are 4 Betas here in Tulsa. We hang out at times.

uBeR · 03-25-2008, 10:44 PM

I would go.. to beat you up. And then my kid would be beat up your kid.

DarkeN_HellspawN · 03-25-2008, 11:12 PM

I live in chi-town but otherwise I would help. People like me because I am a down to earth likeable person who is not different in anyway. I wish I could fly down but I have a shit ton of work ahead of me.

dh

Vicious · 03-26-2008, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uBeR

I would go.. to beat you up. And then my kid would be beat up your kid.

lol I forgot my other note:

uBeR and etzell need not apply

Credge · 03-26-2008, 12:31 AM

IT LOOKS LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT IS CLOSE ENOUGH FOR THIS TASK

Are you prepared to meet the full wrath of two tons of bearded fury? ARE YOU?

In related news:

Yeah, I'll head on out to give you a helping hand if I can get the car for the weekend. I'd take my car if it was running

.

DO YOU TRUST THINGS SUCH AS THIS?

DO YOU?

uBeR · 03-26-2008, 12:42 AM

Goodness no. I wouldn't even trust you with an animal. :O

Everything · 03-26-2008, 12:45 AM

I 100% trust that one guy up there with the overload of hair on his face..

Zatoichi · 03-26-2008, 12:48 AM

if i didnt have a broken tailbone and a complete shrew of a wife id be there.. and we could all run around in jean short shorts and wife beater t's cut off just above the belly.

Credge · 03-26-2008, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uBeR

Goodness no. I wouldn't even trust you with an animal. :O

I am an animal.

puppychow · 03-26-2008, 01:50 AM

I live in Alexandria VA, which for those not in the know is northern va - right on the skirts of DC.

I don't drink so those overtures don't apply to me. What them? Hmmm...ah yes, the fiancee'. Well, definately not rape, but what if it was "consensual"? I have ball gags too. Pics plz.

Credge · 03-26-2008, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by puppychow

I live in Alexandria VA, which for those not in the know is northern va - right on the skirts of DC.

I don't drink so those overtures don't apply to me. What them? Hmmm...ah yes, the fiancee'. Well, definately not rape, but what if it was "consensual"? I have ball gags too. Pics plz.

YOU ASK. I PROVIDE.

puppychow · 03-26-2008, 02:02 AM

im so in.

Circuitous · 03-26-2008, 04:00 AM

If it were Northern Kentucky I'd be in.

Suite307 · 03-26-2008, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Credge

YOU ASK. I PROVIDE.

She looks like frog from the X-men, and you look like a rapist.

SmellyCat · 03-26-2008, 04:22 AM

Nice beard, sir.

03-25-2008, 09:22 PM	#1
Vicious Nothing left to believe in Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Can a Gaming Community Move a Person? And I don't mean in the emotional sense. I'm not in need of enlightenment or inspiration. I'm moving on Friday and 2 of the guys that were gonna help me move have called out on me. Here's teh rules to the game: 1.) You have to live within a reasonable distance of Northern VA 2.) You have to have nothing better to do on Friday/this weekend 3.) You have to promise not to kill/rape/maim me, my fiance, our roommate, our roommate's dogs, our roommate's turtle, or my chinchilla. In return, we'll promise not to kill/rape/maim you either. 4.) I prefer you be 21 or over, see payment section. Now, what's in it for you? The experience of saying you helped a stranger from the FF community move! If that's not enough, I'll be taking picture to post on the website! Still not enough? Well you greedy whore, there will be food! And beer! Maybe some other liquor... but definately beer! If that's not enough then fuck you. I don't want your help anyways. Disclaimer: Vicious reserves the right to not accept your application. As a matter of fact, I probably won't let you help anyway for fear of my life and safety. This post was mostly a way to vent my frustrations of my shitty friends and how useless they are.

03-25-2008, 09:49 PM	#3
Innoc Hitman 2 1 Actual Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: "Oscar Mike" Gametype: FPS or RTS (just say NO to MMO) Affiliations: Your Mom Posts Rated Helpful 8 Times	If I were close by I'd be happy to help. My son is with his Mom this weekend so I am free. Alas, Northern NV is pretty far away. __________________ Mooga on Obama: He can cut taxes. Actually do something useful. Punch Nancy Pelosi in the face. Just to name a few. You eventually run out of other people's money to spend.

03-25-2008, 10:02 PM	#4
GambiT Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Baton Rouge Class/Position: Spy Affiliations: -=DoM=- Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	whats your fiance look like? that is important information to know before i agree to any of the above... __________________ -------------------------------FF_Rock2(WIP)------------------------------ ---------------------------FF_RedGiant(Released)------------------------- --------------------------FF_Fragzone_G(Released)------------------------ --------------------------FF_Civibash_G(Released)------------------------ -------------------FF_Conc_G1(WIP)-------------------- -------------------FF_Hollow_G(WIP)---------------------

03-25-2008, 10:39 PM	#6
4est Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: OK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Heh, there are 4 Betas here in Tulsa. We hang out at times. __________________ Welcome to ZOMBOCOM! Support FF:

03-25-2008, 10:44 PM	#7
uBeR Not ****** Yet D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I would go.. to beat you up. And then my kid would be beat up your kid. __________________ OCCUPATION 101. *One would think a simple task would be, well, simple. Maybe not for simpletons.*

03-25-2008, 09:42 PM	#2
Suite307 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I'm slightly sad to not live in Northen VA.

03-25-2008, 10:23 PM	#5
Backstaber Custom User Title D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey Class/Position: Scout Offence Gametype: Capture The Flag Affiliations: None Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Live too far away, not 21 and I got stuff to do. Otherwise I would have been totally happy to help.

03-25-2008, 11:12 PM	#8
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	Damn man................ I live in chi-town but otherwise I would help. People like me because I am a down to earth likeable person who is not different in anyway. I wish I could fly down but I have a shit ton of work ahead of me. dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

03-26-2008, 12:31 AM	#10
Credge FF Loremaster Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 4 Times	IT LOOKS LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT IS CLOSE ENOUGH FOR THIS TASK Are you prepared to meet the full wrath of two tons of bearded fury? ARE YOU? In related news: Yeah, I'll head on out to give you a helping hand if I can get the car for the weekend. I'd take my car if it was running . DO YOU TRUST THINGS SUCH AS THIS? DO YOU? __________________ "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" Ronald Reagan

03-26-2008, 12:42 AM	#11
uBeR Not ****** Yet D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Goodness no. I wouldn't even trust you with an animal. :O __________________ OCCUPATION 101. *One would think a simple task would be, well, simple. Maybe not for simpletons.*

03-26-2008, 12:45 AM	#12
Everything This is still alive? Wiki Team Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Naples, FL Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	I 100% trust that one guy up there with the overload of hair on his face..

03-26-2008, 12:48 AM	#13
Zatoichi Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Upstate New York Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	if i didnt have a broken tailbone and a complete shrew of a wife id be there.. and we could all run around in jean short shorts and wife beater t's cut off just above the belly.

03-26-2008, 01:50 AM	#15
puppychow Arf! D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	I live in Alexandria VA, which for those not in the know is northern va - right on the skirts of DC. I don't drink so those overtures don't apply to me. What them? Hmmm...ah yes, the fiancee'. Well, definately not rape, but what if it was "consensual"? I have ball gags too. Pics plz.

03-26-2008, 02:02 AM	#17
puppychow Arf! D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	im so in.

03-26-2008, 04:00 AM	#18
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	If it were Northern Kentucky I'd be in. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

03-26-2008, 04:22 AM	#20
SmellyCat Darknight Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: England Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Nice beard, sir.

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