11-01-2008, 01:02 AM | #1 |
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something got lost in translation?
Near Fredericksburg , Texas , there is a large German-speaking population. A farmer, walking down a country road, notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Di kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows just crapped in it.' The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.' The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'
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11-01-2008, 01:05 AM | #2 | |
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11-01-2008, 01:08 AM | #3 |
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Right....someone FROM NY campaigning for McCain....that would happen...and in Texas too...where Obama campaigners aren't just welcomed...they're the main course...
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11-01-2008, 01:10 AM | #4 | |
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What is the point in these types of jokes? They aren't even specific to anything at all. Being topical isn't done by inserting a name into a generic joke.
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11-01-2008, 01:18 AM | #5 |
Innoc, I was born and raised in the Fredericksburg area, it really disturbs me that your elitist mindset would lead you to believe that we're all German speaking farmers.
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11-01-2008, 02:09 AM | #6 |
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Hahaha.
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lame
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11-01-2008, 05:49 PM | #9 |
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Horrible orthography too.
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11-02-2008, 03:13 AM | #10 |
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The joke is that democrats deserve to die from E.coli.
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I think he just the thread.
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11-02-2008, 08:55 AM | #14 | |
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11-02-2008, 08:14 PM | #18 | |
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and thats not the ban hammer im holding...
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