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Old 11-01-2008, 01:02 AM   #1
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something got lost in translation?

Near Fredericksburg , Texas , there is a large German-speaking population. A farmer, walking down a country road, notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Di kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'

Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows just crapped in it.'

The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'

The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'

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Old 11-01-2008, 01:05 AM   #2
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I don't get it.

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Near Fredericksburg , Texas , there is a large German-speaking population. A farmer, walking down a country road, notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Di kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'

Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows just crapped in it.'

The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for McCain, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'

The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'
I GET IT NOW!
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Old 11-01-2008, 01:08 AM   #3
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Right....someone FROM NY campaigning for McCain....that would happen...and in Texas too...where Obama campaigners aren't just welcomed...they're the main course...
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Old 11-01-2008, 01:10 AM   #4
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Ok, I'll admit it. I still don't get it.

What is the point in these types of jokes? They aren't even specific to anything at all. Being topical isn't done by inserting a name into a generic joke.
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Innoc, I was born and raised in the Fredericksburg area, it really disturbs me that your elitist mindset would lead you to believe that we're all German speaking farmers.
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Old 11-01-2008, 02:09 AM   #6
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Near Fredericksburg , Texas , there is a large German-speaking population. A farmer, walking down a country road, notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Di kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'

Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows just crapped in it.'

The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'

The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'

Honestly.... that was funny!
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Old 11-01-2008, 08:10 AM   #8
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Old 11-01-2008, 05:49 PM   #9
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Horrible orthography too.
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The joke is that democrats deserve to die from E.coli.
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Old 11-02-2008, 03:50 AM   #11
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The joke is that democrats deserve to die from E.coli.
What do you mean joke?
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Old 11-02-2008, 04:30 AM   #12
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What do you mean do?
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I think he just the thread.
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What do you mean do?
Who's the I in that sentence?
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I think he just the thread.
I WANTED TO JUST THE THREAD

at the moment, it is simply unjust
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...This thread needs more anti-orbamaness... or WHITE BOOBs...

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...This thread needs more anti-orbamaness... or WHITE BOOBs...
MOAR (Of both...)
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or WHITE BOOBs...
Too bad I'm risking a ban...

Skanky is breathing down my nek with a banhammer in his hand...
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Too bad I'm risking a ban...

Skanky is breathing down my nek with a banhammer in his hand...
No, You're thinking of Big Brother.
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and thats not the ban hammer im holding...
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