Stolen Penis?

Dr.Satan · 04-23-2008, 02:44 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080422/...NygSKbYlEZ.3QA

Sounds reasonable right!

v3rtigo · 04-23-2008, 02:48 PM

GeoKill-----> · 04-23-2008, 02:51 PM

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"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

lol

Paft · 04-23-2008, 02:53 PM

Thanks Dr.Satan

BinaryLife · 04-23-2008, 02:59 PM

I guess it sorta makes sense, "it's not my fault my penis is small a sorcerer did it to me!"

Really, they should ask the wives for a consistant size basis. "It's like it's cold all the time."

leilei · 04-23-2008, 03:36 PM

Skanky Butterpuss · 04-23-2008, 06:46 PM

im almost in tears trying to hold in my laughter in the middle of class!

i love you satan!

Damascus · 04-23-2008, 07:25 PM

...the heck?

Dr.Satan · 04-23-2008, 07:29 PM

lol yeah I couldn't stop laughing...

Ihmhi · 04-24-2008, 01:00 AM

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Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

My penis would shrink too if someone like this touched me.

Dr.Satan · 04-24-2008, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ihmhi

My penis would shrink too if someone like this touched me.

sure it would Ihmhi...

BinaryLife · 04-25-2008, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ihmhi

My penis would shrink too if someone like this touched me.

I always thought that's what a mooseknuckle was.

Iggy · 04-27-2008, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BinaryLife

I always thought that's what a mooseknuckle was.

Mooseknuckle.... cameltoe has an ugly sister!

04-23-2008, 02:44 PM	#1
Dr.Satan Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Greeley, CO Class/Position: Med / Solly Gametype: PAYLOAD Affiliations: DET- Posts Rated Helpful 19 Times	Stolen Penis? http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080422/...NygSKbYlEZ.3QA Sounds reasonable right! __________________ FF Community Map Pack(s): 1 / 2 (Released) conc_school \| hellion_classic \| ksour_PAYLOAD \| mulch_faf (Beta) alchimy_b1 (Lua) base_payload_2015 (Models) props_trainyard Support FF:

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04-23-2008, 06:46 PM	#7
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	im almost in tears trying to hold in my laughter in the middle of class! i love you satan! __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

04-23-2008, 07:25 PM	#8
Damascus Comic Artist D&A Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	...the heck? __________________

04-23-2008, 07:29 PM	#9
Dr.Satan Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Greeley, CO Class/Position: Med / Solly Gametype: PAYLOAD Affiliations: DET- Posts Rated Helpful 19 Times	lol yeah I couldn't stop laughing... __________________ FF Community Map Pack(s): 1 / 2 (Released) conc_school \| hellion_classic \| ksour_PAYLOAD \| mulch_faf (Beta) alchimy_b1 (Lua) base_payload_2015 (Models) props_trainyard Support FF:

04-23-2008, 02:48 PM	#2
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04-23-2008, 02:59 PM	#5
BinaryLife Posts: 1 bajillion D&A Member Wiki Team Join Date: Mar 2007 Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	I guess it sorta makes sense, "it's not my fault my penis is small a sorcerer did it to me!" Really, they should ask the wives for a consistant size basis. "It's like it's cold all the time."

04-23-2008, 03:36 PM	#6
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