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Old 06-13-2006, 04:45 AM   #1
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whoa.....whoa....WHOA....

I`m still hype/stoked about this , i don`t understand the situation , i don`t understand anything , as i write this , i`m focking confused...

So i`m here thinking about my dead computer in my house... thinking , what the hell should i do ? So i decide to call up some buddies , you know , WoW stole my soul and stuff and i procrastinated alot. So their like "Fuck Yeah! Let`s go to a bar.. i`m like sure....

So there`s my friend`s sister there she`s like 19 , one year younger than me , i talk to her , play billard with friends and shit ... had my share of crazyness too , i always had that goofy party animal in me.. , good night , had loads of fun , so the sister in question didn`t drink and offered me to give me a lift , so i`m like why not , we`re talking about life and all that stuff while she drives me home... but then , right when i`m about to exit the car , she`s like , "I`m glad you are back... " then out of fucking nowhere she kisses.... me?

We left on that note , i`m standing up with a "WHAT THE FUCK?" expression in my face while she`s taking off...


Procrastinating SUCKS! Fuck WoW! Fuck Everything! I want my life back

Damn you WoW , that piece of crap stole 1 year and an half of my life , i want them back , so i decided to set my priority straight...

Still , what the hell...
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Old 06-13-2006, 05:04 AM   #2
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all that time trying to swindle elf chicks with gold and you could have been getting some prime pussy irl.


dont you feel stupid.


hahaha, at least you got your head on straight now. i hope...
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Old 06-13-2006, 05:08 AM   #3
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do realize that a part of your attractiveness to this girl IS the fact that you have not been around...

computers are no replacement for real life, but do understand this basic attractiveness concept..
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Old 06-13-2006, 05:15 AM   #4
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next time you hang out with her, rip on her the whole time. be relentless. treat them rough, youll get your muff.
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Old 06-13-2006, 05:31 AM   #5
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I've had similiar things happen with me!... kind of... I was friends with this girl for a while and then after a bit I kind of stopped wanting to do things. I was hanging out with her practically EVERY DAY (for a couple of months) but we weren't dating or anything and it honestly started getting a little boring. Anywho, after about a couple months or so of basement dwelling and hanging out with other friends she phones me up and asks what I was doing. I happened to be doing nothing so she came right on over and within an hour or so we were having sex. After all that was said and done I was a little "holy fuck, did that just happen?" and she stayed to talk for another 30 minutes, we didnt really say much. It was mostly just laying there listening to music. When she left the last thing she said was "Im glad you're back, you should come around more often". Basically spent the rest of that night thinking about it and trying to decide what to do. If I should ask her about it and if it would ever happen again. Frankly, as good as it was, I didnt want it to. I mean, SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. It's now been a month and even after telling her about it all, she promised nothing would happen but she still tries to kiss me when we're alone, I've had to stop us a few times, it's almost like she's testing me...

I dont know where I'm getting with this... Spend time apart from a girl and she goes all nutsy man. But from the sounds of it you atleast ended up with what seems to be a good situation!
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Old 06-13-2006, 12:44 PM   #6
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Ah girls.. same as pain in my neck when I'ma sitting next to the desk.

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Old 06-13-2006, 12:53 PM   #7
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Why can't you do WoW AND girls?

I had a 2 and a half year relationship and played wow... We split up now though (NOT BECAUSE OF WoW!)

I still go out and get pissed at weekends, and I can still raid with my guild mates enough...
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Old 06-13-2006, 02:38 PM   #8
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You've got one HUGE problem LithiuM...
It's your friend's sister.
That is STRICTLY agest "the code"

A friend of mine had a problem where a good friend of his sister kept trying to get with him... Ya, might want to make sure the friend doesn't mind before you quit WoW and start playing his sister instead...
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Old 06-13-2006, 03:40 PM   #9
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You've got one HUGE problem LithiuM...
It's your friend's sister.
That is STRICTLY agest "the code"
There's an addendum to the code.

Code:
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2a. You may do unsavory deeds with your friend's sister, by unsavory the
implication is that of deeds not normally done when sober, if and only 
if a blood alcohol percentage of 0.15 (15%) is achieved by said person 
in question AND friend's sister complies.
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Old 06-13-2006, 04:15 PM   #10
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There's a whole genre of hot chicks that dig gamers, you don't have to quit WoW just to get your share of the poon. Just gotta learn when to turn the PC off and go outside.
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Old 06-13-2006, 04:27 PM   #11
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Like I said, do both?
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Old 06-13-2006, 05:09 PM   #12
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No, you can go to festivals now snice its summer.

lemme make a hip hop song

Im gonna fuck yo mama good
fuck grandmas mama good and her little daughter thats your mothers mother to and ill fuck em both good
*some fat guy goes* fu-fu-fuck'as!

altho. i have seriously thought about making rap songs just to the cause of getting cash. Or pop just go to some stupid bitch that can sing and go you bitch get over here and sing this lousy song and then you phone up someone at the mtv and make a music video and get it playd there and then you take all the money and make the girl a crackwhore and then you get a new bitch.

How i love the music business <3
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Old 06-13-2006, 06:03 PM   #13
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no no ... i`m usually the ass clown of my gang of buddies , i never had this kind of experience before , this was really freakin` straight forward , but i like it...

WoW was an addiction , worst than cigarette , i`ll still play , but not as hardcore as i used to play.
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Old 06-13-2006, 06:31 PM   #14
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Addiction is the plague of the weak minded :P
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Old 06-13-2006, 06:57 PM   #15
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you mean, you never had like a girl friend or anything?
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Old 06-13-2006, 08:54 PM   #16
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LoL, liar.
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Old 06-13-2006, 09:32 PM   #17
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Nothing like a hot, wet, juicy, taisty, seductive kiss to shake away some cobwebs huh? hehe.... go get 'er tiger.....
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:21 AM   #18
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she`s like , "I`m glad you are back... " then out of fucking nowhere she kisses.... me?
dude, she's giving you a message! you'll miss out if ya don't stop playing with yourself!


out of curiosity, where'd she kiss ya? (pretty funny shit. =D but i'm happy fer ya too)
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:36 AM   #19
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lol Ur dick probably like,

Fuck Yeah I'm getting some pussy [again(?)], no more hands for me
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Old 06-14-2006, 02:40 AM   #20
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osiris, i remember you telling us about that before.


i have been able to successfully juggle a full time job, girlfriend, and tfc addiction back in the day. thats not to say that the gf didnt get pissed off about tfc, but she had no business being at my house every fucking day to begin with. its all about time management.

right now i work at least 72 hours a week, read these boards, play tfc frequently, and have a part-time "girlfriend" (fb) plus courting another. its all time management man.
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