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Old 03-29-2013, 05:43 AM   #1
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[Forum Game] Useless Advice

This game is simple. You present a problem, someone responds with nonsensical/worthless advice, then they present a new problem. Rinse and repeat till we discover the meaning of life. Keep in mind the advice doesn't actually have to answer the problem. It just has to be advice of some kind.

I'll start:

Help, I've fallen and can't get up
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Old 03-29-2013, 09:00 AM   #2
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Try falling down again. I have a hangover
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Old 03-29-2013, 01:09 PM   #3
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Elmo, you need to continue the game with another question
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Wait, you suck at this game iAmNoob. Never did you specify you have to ask a question, only to present a problem which Elmo performed exactly.
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Problem : Thread has failed !
Question : Close thread ?

What i'm doing next : Going to the pub for beer
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Ok lets try this again.

Elmos advice: Try falling down again.


Elmos problem: I'm hungover.

ur turn.
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Old 03-30-2013, 02:06 AM   #7
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Wait, you suck at this game iAmNoob. Never did you specify you have to ask a question, only to present a problem which Elmo performed exactly.
This game is simple. You present a problem, someone responds with nonsensical/worthless advice, then they present a new problem. Rinse and repeat till we discover the meaning of life. Keep in mind the advice doesn't actually have to answer the problem. It just has to be advice of some kind.

But nvm continue on the thread,

My answer: Pour your beer into a black hole, with some magical force in it, everything will go back to you
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This game is simple. You present a problem, someone responds with nonsensical/worthless advice, then they present a new problem. Rinse and repeat till we discover the meaning of life. Keep in mind the advice doesn't actually have to answer the problem. It just has to be advice of some kind.

But nvm continue on the thread,

My answer: Pour your beer into a black hole, with some magical force in it, everything will go back to you
Well you then gave an answer but didnt present a new problem unless im missing something. I still don't see what I did wrong either... most confused
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Wait, you suck at this game iAmNoob. Never did you specify you have to ask a question, only to present a problem which Elmo performed exactly.
Well you suck at reading, I said Rinse and repeat,
Can't you understand simple English?
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I understand the concept, but when the OP fails to acknowledge his/her own rules, the thread then becomes pointless. Maybe try a new thread and this time actually try following your own rules.

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