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Old 08-29-2007, 07:26 PM   #1
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Strange Products From Japan

Nap Helmets, Nose Stretchers and other must have products.
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Old 08-29-2007, 08:06 PM   #2
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Square watermelons were always awesome... they grow them in a glass box so they naturally assume the shape. They also have pyramid watermelons.
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Old 08-29-2007, 11:16 PM   #3
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Dude, I wish I had a slimmer face. o,0
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Old 08-29-2007, 11:20 PM   #4
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I bet 10 ice creams that that water tastes like shit.
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Old 08-30-2007, 04:08 AM   #5
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I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT A WIDER NOSE!!!
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Old 08-30-2007, 05:13 AM   #6
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The nap helmet and noodle cooler in particular are what is called Chindōgu. I've seen them in a little book (the first mentioned in the wiki article actually) I have showing a bunch of them.
They aren't actually real products, just made to look useful but aren't. Some of the others may fall into this catagory too (head bath cap and umbrella for sure look like they are).
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Old 08-30-2007, 02:10 PM   #7
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Yes I have that book too. Pretty amusing.
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Old 08-31-2007, 05:07 AM   #8
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I can't help but think some people may have drowned themselves with the head bath cap.
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Old 08-31-2007, 08:03 AM   #9
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Ladies, are you self-conscious about your breasts? Do you think they need to be bigger to get you attention from guys, or at least from guys like Charlie White? Well, you could have expensive and gross breast implant surgery, or you could just grab some F Cup cookies from Japan. These sure-to-be-effective cookies apparently make your breasts bigger when you eat just two a day, while most cookies will just make your ass bigger.

are these not the greatest cookies ever?!
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