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Old 10-01-2006, 12:11 AM   #1
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$1,000,000 to the writer of this book

A Complete, Contemporary, and Comprehensive Guide to Women

Does anyone wish to volunteer? I have to get to dinner with Defrag and the Viking dev tonight... we're having an epic threesome.
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Old 10-01-2006, 02:34 AM   #2
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What's there to write about? They won't be happy with whatever you do anyway. :P
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Old 10-01-2006, 02:51 AM   #3
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Go for it Mulch, you're being offered a million dollars for a sentence.
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Old 10-01-2006, 03:07 AM   #4
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What's there to write about? They won't be happy with whatever you do anyway. :P
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Old 10-01-2006, 02:47 PM   #5
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Go for it Mulch, you're being offered a million dollars for a sentence.
Well damn... you're right .
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Old 10-02-2006, 06:09 PM   #6
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Sorry ahead of time if I offend any woman out there.........

but I do believe the book is possible under certain limitations. I feel that all women can be a bitch in times of their lives. I have told that to my mom, sister, my brother in laws wife, my wifes friends and my wife on occasions. I believe that they are all born with that certain part of their DNA code that makes them be that way and there is no way to stop it or prevent it. They all get really pissed off at me once I bring it up but they are only supporting my arguement. That and the fact that every woman things she is right which is physcially impossible since all women think that way and they cannot be all right at the same time. It is all logistics to them or what my friend calls Estrogen Logic. The meaning is that for no rhyme or reason a decision can be reached or created that has nothing to do with the orginial issue at hand or futher issues. It is a created chemical imbalance and should be solved with heavy medication.

Sorry mom..............its true.
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Old 10-02-2006, 06:39 PM   #7
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but I do believe the book is possible under certain limitations. I feel that all women can be a bitch in times of their lives. I have told that to my mom, sister, my brother in laws wife, my wifes friends and my wife on occasions. I believe that they are all born with that certain part of their DNA code that makes them be that way and there is no way to stop it or prevent it. They all get really pissed off at me once I bring it up but they are only supporting my arguement. That and the fact that every woman things she is right which is physcially impossible since all women think that way and they cannot be all right at the same time. It is all logistics to them or what my friend calls Estrogen Logic. The meaning is that for no rhyme or reason a decision can be reached or created that has nothing to do with the orginial issue at hand or futher issues. It is a created chemical imbalance and should be solved with heavy medication.

Sorry mom..............its true.
And you have a chemical imbalance that results in massive amounts of crappy forum posts.
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Old 10-02-2006, 06:59 PM   #8
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Well on the other side of things............

Most guys are jerks and dicks and can be at any moment in time. We are mostly insensitive and irrational and do not handle anger, rejection, hate or emotions very well. We are sometimes needy and allot of the time we are not as strong as we think we are. Money can make or break us and we are always looking for a piece of strange booty (single guys) and we love food. We love hangin out with our friends and it wouldnt bother us to drink an entire weekend away.

Either way you look at it we are both men and women very screwed up creatures.

For a chemical imbalance in me..............I would have to check out and I have seem to have lost my kid chemistry kit that I had 10 years ago to so so.
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Old 10-02-2006, 07:34 PM   #9
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This thread reminded me of this...

A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it.

A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one."

The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."

The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved with the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. And think of all the red tape involved...engineering, environmental impact statements, hearing at the Senate, Supreme Court... No, that is just too much to ask."

The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "There is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes them tick?"

The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"
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Old 10-02-2006, 07:34 PM   #10
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Most guys are jerks and dicks and can be at any moment in time. We are mostly insensitive and irrational and do not handle anger, rejection, hate or emotions very well. We are sometimes needy and allot of the time we are not as strong as we think we are. Money can make or break us and we are always looking for a piece of strange booty (single guys) and we love food. We love hangin out with our friends and it wouldnt bother us to drink an entire weekend away.

Either way you look at it we are both men and women very screwed up creatures.

For a chemical imbalance in me..............I would have to check out and I have seem to have lost my kid chemistry kit that I had 10 years ago to so so.
WTF? are you a feminist or something? dude shut up please, you have no idea what your saying.
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Old 10-02-2006, 07:39 PM   #11
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WTF? are you a feminist or something? dude shut up please, you have no idea what your saying.
Quit being a dck plzkthx
























kidding lolz
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:21 PM   #12
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Both of Darkness' posts are just another example of him being a rambling idiot who has no idea wtf he's talking about.
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Old 10-03-2006, 01:41 AM   #13
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To my Dear Dancing fool........

Here is a rambling haku for you.....

The underworld cometh,
and your devils fork tounge,
splits and spits blashphemy my way,
please close your mouth,
and keep your voice in,
my friend,
Heed thy wicked ways,
and the light of power shall set you free,
let the hate flow,
as the Yellow Llamas bash you brains,
I will pwn you my friend.

Darken "The Forsaken King of the Yellow Llamas"
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Old 10-03-2006, 01:47 AM   #14
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This thread needs more stereotypes.
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Old 10-03-2006, 01:48 AM   #15
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You gotta rub it gently, try a circular motion.. now wheres my money.
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Old 10-03-2006, 02:36 AM   #16
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something about writing the cursive alphabet with your tongue?
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Old 10-03-2006, 03:14 AM   #17
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Now, i didnt specify which instrument you were to rub with, so dont you go stealing my money.
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Women are sometimes illogical and a bit mad, but we're worse. As Mr. Carlin put it: "...if there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this."
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Here is a rambling haku for you.....

The underworld cometh,
and your devils fork tounge,
splits and spits blashphemy my way,
please close your mouth,
and keep your voice in,
my friend,
Heed thy wicked ways,
and the light of power shall set you free,
let the hate flow,
as the Yellow Llamas bash you brains,
I will pwn you my friend.

Darken "The Forsaken King of the Yellow Llamas"
that's not a haiku

5
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