$1,000,000 to the writer of this book

o_zsilver_fox · 10-01-2006, 01:11 AM

A Complete, Contemporary, and Comprehensive Guide to Women

Does anyone wish to volunteer? I have to get to dinner with Defrag and the Viking dev tonight... we're having an epic threesome.

Mulchman MM · 10-01-2006, 03:34 AM

What's there to write about? They won't be happy with whatever you do anyway. :P

o_frenchtoast · 10-01-2006, 03:51 AM

Go for it Mulch, you're being offered a million dollars for a sentence.

o_shadow34721 · 10-01-2006, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Mulchman MM

What's there to write about? They won't be happy with whatever you do anyway. :P

pssh

o_zsilver_fox · 10-01-2006, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by FrenchToast

Go for it Mulch, you're being offered a million dollars for a sentence.

Well damn... you're right

.

o_darken_hellspawn · 10-02-2006, 07:09 PM

but I do believe the book is possible under certain limitations. I feel that all women can be a bitch in times of their lives. I have told that to my mom, sister, my brother in laws wife, my wifes friends and my wife on occasions. I believe that they are all born with that certain part of their DNA code that makes them be that way and there is no way to stop it or prevent it. They all get really pissed off at me once I bring it up but they are only supporting my arguement. That and the fact that every woman things she is right which is physcially impossible since all women think that way and they cannot be all right at the same time. It is all logistics to them or what my friend calls Estrogen Logic. The meaning is that for no rhyme or reason a decision can be reached or created that has nothing to do with the orginial issue at hand or futher issues. It is a created chemical imbalance and should be solved with heavy medication.

Sorry mom..............its true.

o_etzell · 10-02-2006, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Darken_Hellspawn

but I do believe the book is possible under certain limitations. I feel that all women can be a bitch in times of their lives. I have told that to my mom, sister, my brother in laws wife, my wifes friends and my wife on occasions. I believe that they are all born with that certain part of their DNA code that makes them be that way and there is no way to stop it or prevent it. They all get really pissed off at me once I bring it up but they are only supporting my arguement. That and the fact that every woman things she is right which is physcially impossible since all women think that way and they cannot be all right at the same time. It is all logistics to them or what my friend calls Estrogen Logic. The meaning is that for no rhyme or reason a decision can be reached or created that has nothing to do with the orginial issue at hand or futher issues. It is a created chemical imbalance and should be solved with heavy medication.

Sorry mom..............its true.

And you have a chemical imbalance that results in massive amounts of crappy forum posts.

o_darken_hellspawn · 10-02-2006, 07:59 PM

Most guys are jerks and dicks and can be at any moment in time. We are mostly insensitive and irrational and do not handle anger, rejection, hate or emotions very well. We are sometimes needy and allot of the time we are not as strong as we think we are. Money can make or break us and we are always looking for a piece of strange booty (single guys) and we love food. We love hangin out with our friends and it wouldnt bother us to drink an entire weekend away.

Either way you look at it we are both men and women very screwed up creatures.

For a chemical imbalance in me..............I would have to check out and I have seem to have lost my kid chemistry kit that I had 10 years ago to so so.

o_|404|innoc-tpf- · 10-02-2006, 08:34 PM

A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it.

A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one."

The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii."

The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved with the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. And think of all the red tape involved...engineering, environmental impact statements, hearing at the Senate, Supreme Court... No, that is just too much to ask."

The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "There is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes them tick?"

The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"

o_loader · 10-02-2006, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Most guys are jerks and dicks and can be at any moment in time. We are mostly insensitive and irrational and do not handle anger, rejection, hate or emotions very well. We are sometimes needy and allot of the time we are not as strong as we think we are. Money can make or break us and we are always looking for a piece of strange booty (single guys) and we love food. We love hangin out with our friends and it wouldnt bother us to drink an entire weekend away.

Either way you look at it we are both men and women very screwed up creatures.

For a chemical imbalance in me..............I would have to check out and I have seem to have lost my kid chemistry kit that I had 10 years ago to so so.

WTF? are you a feminist or something? dude shut up please, you have no idea what your saying.

o_|404|innoc-tpf- · 10-02-2006, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loader

WTF? are you a feminist or something? dude shut up please, you have no idea what your saying.

Quit being a dck plzkthx

kidding lolz

o_dancingfool · 10-02-2006, 09:21 PM

Both of Darkness' posts are just another example of him being a rambling idiot who has no idea wtf he's talking about.

o_darken_hellspawn · 10-03-2006, 02:41 AM

Here is a rambling haku for you.....

The underworld cometh,
and your devils fork tounge,
splits and spits blashphemy my way,
please close your mouth,
and keep your voice in,
my friend,
Heed thy wicked ways,
and the light of power shall set you free,
let the hate flow,
as the Yellow Llamas bash you brains,
I will pwn you my friend.

Darken "The Forsaken King of the Yellow Llamas"

o_uber · 10-03-2006, 02:47 AM

This thread needs more stereotypes.

Decs · 10-03-2006, 02:48 AM

You gotta rub it gently, try a circular motion.. now wheres my money.

MrBeefy · 10-03-2006, 03:36 AM

something about writing the cursive alphabet with your tongue?

Decs · 10-03-2006, 04:14 AM

Now, i didnt specify which instrument you were to rub with, so dont you go stealing my money.

Defrag · 10-03-2006, 09:16 AM

Women are sometimes illogical and a bit mad, but we're worse. As Mr. Carlin put it: "...if there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this."

Mulchman MM · 10-03-2006, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darken_Hellspawn

Here is a rambling haku for you.....

The underworld cometh,
and your devils fork tounge,
splits and spits blashphemy my way,
please close your mouth,
and keep your voice in,
my friend,
Heed thy wicked ways,
and the light of power shall set you free,
let the hate flow,
as the Yellow Llamas bash you brains,
I will pwn you my friend.

Darken "The Forsaken King of the Yellow Llamas"

that's not a haiku

5
7
5

buddy.

o_|404|innoc-tpf- · 10-03-2006, 04:15 PM

Never rub another man's rhubarb

10-01-2006, 01:11 AM	#1
o_zsilver_fox Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	$1,000,000 to the writer of this book A Complete, Contemporary, and Comprehensive Guide to Women Does anyone wish to volunteer? I have to get to dinner with Defrag and the Viking dev tonight... we're having an epic threesome.

10-01-2006, 03:34 AM	#2
Mulchman MM Retired FF Staff Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lacey, WA Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	What's there to write about? They won't be happy with whatever you do anyway. :P __________________ Head of the Orca Revolution (TM)

10-02-2006, 07:09 PM	#6
o_darken_hellspawn Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Sorry ahead of time if I offend any woman out there......... but I do believe the book is possible under certain limitations. I feel that all women can be a bitch in times of their lives. I have told that to my mom, sister, my brother in laws wife, my wifes friends and my wife on occasions. I believe that they are all born with that certain part of their DNA code that makes them be that way and there is no way to stop it or prevent it. They all get really pissed off at me once I bring it up but they are only supporting my arguement. That and the fact that every woman things she is right which is physcially impossible since all women think that way and they cannot be all right at the same time. It is all logistics to them or what my friend calls Estrogen Logic. The meaning is that for no rhyme or reason a decision can be reached or created that has nothing to do with the orginial issue at hand or futher issues. It is a created chemical imbalance and should be solved with heavy medication. Sorry mom..............its true.

10-02-2006, 07:59 PM	#8
o_darken_hellspawn Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Well on the other side of things............ Most guys are jerks and dicks and can be at any moment in time. We are mostly insensitive and irrational and do not handle anger, rejection, hate or emotions very well. We are sometimes needy and allot of the time we are not as strong as we think we are. Money can make or break us and we are always looking for a piece of strange booty (single guys) and we love food. We love hangin out with our friends and it wouldnt bother us to drink an entire weekend away. Either way you look at it we are both men and women very screwed up creatures. For a chemical imbalance in me..............I would have to check out and I have seem to have lost my kid chemistry kit that I had 10 years ago to so so.

10-02-2006, 08:34 PM	#9
o_\|404\|innoc-tpf- Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Midtown Express Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	This thread reminded me of this... A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one." The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii." The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved with the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. And think of all the red tape involved...engineering, environmental impact statements, hearing at the Senate, Supreme Court... No, that is just too much to ask." The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "There is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes them tick?" The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"

10-01-2006, 03:51 AM	#3
o_frenchtoast Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Markham, Ontario, Canada! Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Go for it Mulch, you're being offered a million dollars for a sentence.

10-02-2006, 09:21 PM	#12
o_dancingfool Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Both of Darkness' posts are just another example of him being a rambling idiot who has no idea wtf he's talking about.

10-03-2006, 02:41 AM	#13
o_darken_hellspawn Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	To my Dear Dancing fool........ Here is a rambling haku for you..... The underworld cometh, and your devils fork tounge, splits and spits blashphemy my way, please close your mouth, and keep your voice in, my friend, Heed thy wicked ways, and the light of power shall set you free, let the hate flow, as the Yellow Llamas bash you brains, I will pwn you my friend. Darken "The Forsaken King of the Yellow Llamas"

10-03-2006, 02:47 AM	#14
o_uber Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	This thread needs more stereotypes.

10-03-2006, 02:48 AM	#15
Decs Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Norway Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	You gotta rub it gently, try a circular motion.. now wheres my money. __________________ Official model desecrator

10-03-2006, 03:36 AM	#16
MrBeefy Retired FF Staff Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: detroit Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	something about writing the cursive alphabet with your tongue?

10-03-2006, 04:14 AM	#17
Decs Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Norway Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Now, i didnt specify which instrument you were to rub with, so dont you go stealing my money. __________________ Official model desecrator

10-03-2006, 09:16 AM	#18
Defrag Retired FF Staff Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Scotland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Women are sometimes illogical and a bit mad, but we're worse. As Mr. Carlin put it: "...if there is a God, it has to be a man. No woman could or would ever fuck things up like this." __________________ Fortress Forever. Level Designer, Gameplay Dude and whatnot.

10-03-2006, 04:15 PM	#20
o_\|404\|innoc-tpf- Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Midtown Express Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Never rub another man's rhubarb

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