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Old 12-21-2009, 03:51 AM   #1
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Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents

This women is an utter moron.
Her drunk son is a genius.
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Old 12-21-2009, 07:52 AM   #2
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"kids just do things like this and there's nothing you can do..."

are you fucking kidding me! What a stupid bitch!! Wow...good call there man, good call.
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Old 12-21-2009, 08:20 AM   #3
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Drinking a beer, stealing presents, wearing a brown dress. Just an average day for this 4 year old boy.
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Old 12-21-2009, 08:28 AM   #4
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there's just nothing she can do!
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Old 12-21-2009, 04:25 PM   #5
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He somehow find how to do all these things that are impossible. And ya... I'm SURE a 4-year-old is smart enough to understand that drinking beer and stealing presents will get him in prison to be with his father...

How did this women keep the kid?
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Old 12-21-2009, 08:11 PM   #6
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there's just nothing she can do!
All kids do this.
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:22 AM   #7
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this kid is gonna be a fucking drinking champ in high school and a king on his 21st bday. That is, if he makes it with a stupid fat cunt for a mother
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Old 12-27-2009, 04:30 PM   #8
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There's NOTHING she can do! Right. Fat fuck got knocked up when she was fucking 17 and now doesn't fucking know how to fucking take care of her fucking kid. Should have had her fucking tubes fucking tied.


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Old 12-29-2009, 07:43 AM   #12
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lmao, nice
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Old 12-29-2009, 06:28 PM   #13
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Old 12-29-2009, 09:25 PM   #14
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i don't think this is a good mother by any stretch of the imagination but give her a fuckin break ive seen some nasty little fucking kids (parents fault i know)

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Old 12-29-2009, 09:56 PM   #15
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I don't think every messed up kid is automatically the parent's fault. Me and my sister are two completely opposite people, and we had the same parents. Personality is a huge part of it.
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I don't think every messed up kid is automatically the parent's fault. Me and my sister are two completely opposite people, and we had the same parents. Personality is a huge part of it.
Right, but the parents can do something about it. If your kid is a total A-Hole, then you need to get them the help they need.
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What's your version of 'help'?

Get some drugs and talk to some fresh-out-of-community college 20 year old who has basically 0 life experience?

Some people are just fucked up, and some times, not all the time, the parents can't help it. However, this is more likely the exception, and not the rule.
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Beatings, usually.
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Old 12-30-2009, 02:29 PM   #20
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Or making a hard decision, like letting them find their own path. If you can't help them and no one else can help them, then let them figure out life themselves.
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