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Old 11-14-2009, 09:01 PM   #1
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Fuck NREMT-B training. It sucks. All those fuckers get to do is take a history and give people oxygen, with the choice of a BVM or NRB. And a nasal cannula for pussies. Also, fuck the word fuck.

However, now we're training in actual combat stuff. I can cut your throat open a la House and intubate via said hole, after clamping down a tourniquet to the point of screaming "OH MY FUCKING GOD JUST FUCKING TAKE IT OFF ALREADY!". I still don't know where the fuck the medkits are.


How's FF doing?
I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam...

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Old 11-15-2009, 06:02 PM   #2
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So will you be mobile or a ground pounder medic? One of my Dad's good friends was a chopper medic. No clue when he served exactly other than he was in Vietnam.
Mooga on Obama: He can cut taxes. Actually do something useful. Punch Nancy Pelosi in the face. Just to name a few.

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