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Old 03-29-2013, 05:43 AM   #1
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[Forum Game] Useless Advice

This game is simple. You present a problem, someone responds with nonsensical/worthless advice, then they present a new problem. Rinse and repeat till we discover the meaning of life. Keep in mind the advice doesn't actually have to answer the problem. It just has to be advice of some kind.

I'll start:

Help, I've fallen and can't get up
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Old 03-29-2013, 09:00 AM   #2
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Try falling down again. I have a hangover
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Old 03-29-2013, 01:09 PM   #3
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Elmo, you need to continue the game with another question
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Wait, you suck at this game iAmNoob. Never did you specify you have to ask a question, only to present a problem which Elmo performed exactly.
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Old 03-29-2013, 07:10 PM   #5
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Problem : Thread has failed !
Question : Close thread ?

What i'm doing next : Going to the pub for beer
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Ok lets try this again.

Elmos advice: Try falling down again.


Elmos problem: I'm hungover.

ur turn.
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Old 03-30-2013, 02:06 AM   #7
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Wait, you suck at this game iAmNoob. Never did you specify you have to ask a question, only to present a problem which Elmo performed exactly.
This game is simple. You present a problem, someone responds with nonsensical/worthless advice, then they present a new problem. Rinse and repeat till we discover the meaning of life. Keep in mind the advice doesn't actually have to answer the problem. It just has to be advice of some kind.

But nvm continue on the thread,

My answer: Pour your beer into a black hole, with some magical force in it, everything will go back to you
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Old 05-04-2013, 08:09 AM   #8
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Wait, you suck at this game iAmNoob. Never did you specify you have to ask a question, only to present a problem which Elmo performed exactly.
Well you suck at reading, I said Rinse and repeat,
Can't you understand simple English?
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I understand the concept, but when the OP fails to acknowledge his/her own rules, the thread then becomes pointless. Maybe try a new thread and this time actually try following your own rules.

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I understand the concept, but when the OP fails to acknowledge his/her own rules, the thread then becomes pointless. Maybe try a new thread and this time actually try following your own rules.



Really?

http://www.accursedfarms.com/forums/...hp?f=58&t=2122
If the people of Accursed Farms can understand the OP's instructions,
Why can't you even though it's the same rule?
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Old 05-05-2013, 02:36 PM   #11
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This game is simple. You present a problem, someone responds with nonsensical/worthless advice, then they present a new problem. Rinse and repeat till we discover the meaning of life. Keep in mind the advice doesn't actually have to answer the problem. It just has to be advice of some kind.

But nvm continue on the thread,

My answer: Pour your beer into a black hole, with some magical force in it, everything will go back to you
Well you then gave an answer but didnt present a new problem unless im missing something. I still don't see what I did wrong either... most confused
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The rules were quite simple and straightforward.

1: You present a problem,
2: someone responds with nonsensical/worthless advice,
3: then they present a new problem.
4: GOTO 1

Elmo, you played the game wrong in post number 2. I will never tickle you again. May God have mercy on your soul.

Problem: I am a very angry person. How do I stop this?
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Dance, it's the only solution to anger management.
I accidentally my phone, what should I do?
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You should definitely not your phone, for it will itself completely.

I just had the weirdest dream where all my social anxieties, insecurities and self hatred vanished at some mall food court in a random town after meeting some really cool people who were very kind to me. What does this mean for my future?
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Elmo you made a STATEMENT. "I have a hangover"

You forgot a question mark. That is why the game didn't work.

One little question mark.

@Kube: It means you're smoking just enough herb. Keep doing your thing.

I lost my phone and with it some phone numbers of girls that I have no way to contact again. What now?
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You guys suck at this game.


Edit: hard.
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You can present a problem not in the form of a question. My pants are on fire. This is a problem, I've presented it, no question marks needed, and it still works for the game. I declare Elmo the winner of the internet.
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You can present a problem not in the form of a question. My pants are on fire. This is a problem, I've presented it, no question marks needed, and it still works for the game. I declare Elmo the winner of the internet.
Yeah that.

Also it's supposed to be a game of nonsensical humor. Not the dazed and confused consolation thread.
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Old 05-06-2013, 09:58 PM   #19
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Ok fine.

Use some ointment to stop the swelling. If there's no swelling fall down a staircase first.

This is currently happening


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I recommend at eating at least 4 cups of gravel a day, for the next 3 weeks.


I'm finding myself increasingly turned on by Abraham Lincoln. Wat do?
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