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Old 05-30-2010, 01:16 AM   #1
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So... I wrote a Haiku

How do you guys like it?

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Im Father Guido
I suck at FF
Let's Play Pyro
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Openfire Scout
Hit the Rampslide
Mirv on the Flag
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Join Oldtimers
Say fuck once
Get 3 year ban
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Conc across yard
Almost there
sniped from afar
5/5 material eh?

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Old 05-30-2010, 02:23 AM   #2
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great haikus i like the openfire scout one
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Old 05-30-2010, 05:38 AM   #3
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These arnt real haikus, otherwise each would be 17 syllables.

2/5 - I did find one of them really funny however.
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Old 05-30-2010, 08:15 AM   #4
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Funny stuff.
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Old 05-30-2010, 09:05 AM   #5
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1 and 3 my fave
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Old 05-30-2010, 11:18 AM   #6
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I like 2 and 4. Make more!
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Old 05-30-2010, 12:19 PM   #7
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hehe.. aye, 2 and 4
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Old 05-30-2010, 12:23 PM   #8
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If you say the word "fuck" on oldtimers server, they really ban you?

For 3 years?

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Old 05-30-2010, 03:51 PM   #9
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If you say the word "fuck" on oldtimers server, they really ban you?

For 3 years?
I'm perma-banned for no reason. Anyways, the syllables aren't right, but I don't care.
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Old 05-30-2010, 03:56 PM   #10
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No, they won't ban you for that, I've done it all the time as an expletive, forgetting which server I'm on. You get slayed for using language. If you use it repeatedly, you'll get kicked, not banned.
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Old 05-30-2010, 05:05 PM   #11
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Slide the ramps
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Haha I have no idea how to write this but I tried.
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Old 05-30-2010, 08:17 PM   #12
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IIRC, Haiku follow the pattern of 5 syllables, followed by 7, followed by 5.
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Traversing the ruins
hiding behind broken walls
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Old 05-30-2010, 11:46 PM   #13
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give me your money
Think that works. Not supposed to rhyme too is it ?
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Think that works. Not supposed to rhyme too is it ?
If it does rhyme you'll probably get even more money!
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Old 05-31-2010, 08:01 PM   #15
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Hmm i might write more. I like the destroy one, i was gonna write one exactly like that but i was too lazy
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Old 06-19-2010, 07:14 PM   #16
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ROFL

1 AND 3 ARE MY FAVES! SO TRUE! that father guido is a fucking absolute no-hope n00b and old timers are retarded beyond belief!
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