Manager Communication CONTINUED

BinaryLife · 04-25-2008, 03:55 PM

Chapter 1: Chloraseptic and Sick DaysHorsham Store: chloraseptic is the most amazing thing ever
Nick Munyat: indeed it is
Nick Munyat: and today i plan on having it save my life
Horsham Store: when I lost my voice it fueled my speach.
Nick Munyat: yep
Horsham Store: a few sprays before every customer. lol
Nick Munyat: lol
Nick Munyat: hopefully that'll work for me
Nick Munyat: i got up early because i had stuff i wanted to do before i opened the store... i didn't get out of my apartment until 5 minutes after i usually leave lol
Nick Munyat: it was awesome
Horsham Store: I hate that
Horsham Store: throws me off all day too.
Nick Munyat: yeah
Nick Munyat: it was funny too
Nick Munyat: because i got in my car and was like.. "i should head straight to work so i make sure i'm there on time"
Horsham Store: dude it's like christmas here I just got an ass load of packages
Nick Munyat: and then i was like... "f that, i'm going to walgreens"
Nick Munyat: lol nice
Horsham Store: lol nice
Horsham Store: walgreens is awesome. but seriously, when you're sick and still have to work I think it's acceptable to be a little late
Nick Munyat: heh
Horsham Store: unless you're larry
Nick Munyat: yeah... i dunno... i've been trying to edit my work ethic a little
Nick Munyat: because i've been seriously slacking in the past few months
Nick Munyat: and regardless of how pissed i am at my bosses, i still need to do the best work i can... it's weird being all introspective and crap
Nick Munyat: lol speaking of which... do you miss larry?
Horsham Store: no
Nick Munyat: haha
Horsham Store: there are 3 phones he sold before he left with no insurence or features on them. If either I or nobel sold them, the store would be doing a lot better and that fact bothers me so much lol.
Nick Munyat: lol yeah
Nick Munyat: it's funny
Nick Munyat: 4 of my 7 protections this month came last wednesday
Nick Munyat: it was pretty funny

Chapter 2: For no apparent reason, a soap box!
Horsham Store: so my friend is getting a divource and she called me because she was upset and as bad as I felt for her I couldn't help but say "well that's what happens when you get married at 19 to a dbag
Nick Munyat: i love this... my throat is completely numb after only 7 squirts of chloraseptic
Nick Munyat: yeah
Nick Munyat: i hate it when people do that
Nick Munyat: like... i'm 23 and my girl just turned 22... and i'm crazy hesitant about even thinking about marriage yet even though we have a long history together
Horsham Store: There should be a rule about getting married before you can drink.
Nick Munyat: lol yeah
Nick Munyat: because honestly, what fun is a wedding without alcohol?
Horsham Store: open bars are a must
Nick Munyat: absolutely
Nick Munyat: lol... when i get married, it's probably going to be dry
Nick Munyat: just because her dad is an alcoholic and i'm from an irish family... so that kind of goes without saying
Horsham Store: lol
Horsham Store: pass out cinnamon sticks instead, someone told me chewing on them is like drinking a lot.... granted that someone was a moron, but still it's possible.
Nick Munyat: hahaha
Nick Munyat: was it larry?
Horsham Store: no it was a non-work related friend
Nick Munyat: lol
Nick Munyat: nice

Chapter 3: Incompetance and Color Induced Homosexuality
Horsham Store: oh my god
Horsham Store: I got 6 sony displays for the 750
Horsham Store: and a mystery box which I'm betting is a 7th
Nick Munyat: wait what?
Horsham Store: in the mail.
Nick Munyat: ooooh the new sony thing?
Nick Munyat: i thought you were talking about the treo for a minute
Horsham Store: no, but the mystery box was the treo
Nick Munyat: ha
Nick Munyat: fun
Nick Munyat: i haven't even seen the new sony
Horsham Store: They sent me two of every color
Nick Munyat: nice
Horsham Store: Just because I'm jewish doesn't make me the noah's ark of cell phones.
Nick Munyat: ...
Nick Munyat: wow
Nick Munyat: lol
Horsham Store: this is gonna sound really gay, but the hot pink is kinda cool
Horsham Store: I mean, I'd never use it, but it reminds me of shiny bubble gum.
Nick Munyat: well you know what they say
Nick Munyat: pink is still gay
Horsham Store: pink is the color of love.
Horsham Store:
Nick Munyat: but i can almost guarantee that some emo kid is going to come in and buy a pink one when they come out
Nick Munyat: and i'm going to take a picture and ruin his sad little emo life
Horsham Store: we said all sorts of things like that when we had to play soccer with pink uniforms.
Horsham Store: stupid coach.
Horsham Store: lol
Nick Munyat: haha

Chapter 4: Marry Poppins! Also more cell phone talk
Horsham Store: I can't get this out of my head. "A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down! makes the medicine go down"
Nick Munyat: wow
Nick Munyat: so wait... is that 750 a bar phone?
Horsham Store: no it'sa flip
Nick Munyat: hmm...
Horsham Store: with a camera but no outside screen.
Horsham Store: it's kinda cool looking actualy. but unless it's cheap I can't imagine a lot of people buying it.
Nick Munyat: nice
Nick Munyat: are you sure it's called the 750?
Nick Munyat: oooooh... it's the z750
Horsham Store: the box said it was called that
Nick Munyat: ok... and it's 3g
Horsham Store: boxes don't lie...

Chapter 5: Chloraseptic to Aid Unecessary Surgery!
Nick Munyat: you know, it's very easy to become addicted to chloraseptic
Nick Munyat: like... i'm now realizing again why i don't keep it at home when i'm not sick
Horsham Store: lol
Horsham Store: well you're only supposed to use 5 sprays
Nick Munyat: hahahaha
Horsham Store: of course I use way more than that... it works on your skin too btw
Nick Munyat: that's a funny joke
Nick Munyat: yeah... it's just an anasthetic that's okay to digest
Nick Munyat: which makes it wonderful
Horsham Store: you should perform minor surgery on yourself
Nick Munyat: hahaha
Nick Munyat: that would be a TERRIBLE idea
Nick Munyat: because i'm pretty sure workers comp won't cover whatever i screw up
Horsham Store: nothing serious
Horsham Store: just like remove a finger and then put it back.
Nick Munyat: HAHA
Nick Munyat: nice
Horsham Store: or switch your fingers around
Horsham Store: like your pointer and pinky
Horsham Store: see if anyone notices
Nick Munyat: that would be really interesting
Horsham Store: dont' actualy do that
Horsham Store: ...I'm pretty sure you can't.
Nick Munyat: yeah
Horsham Store: maybe they have a wikipedia for it.
Nick Munyat: that would probably end poorly
Nick Munyat: lol

Chapter 6: Roommate appreciation and good riddance
Horsham Store: there's something to be said about a roommate whom you can text "a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down" and respond "in a most delightful way"
Nick Munyat: i think i've used enough chloraseptic now that i'm having trouble feeling my left arm
Horsham Store: lol
Horsham Store: its gotten into your bloodstream.
Nick Munyat: awesome
Nick Munyat: i'm leaving as soon as curran gets here
Nick Munyat: i'm a terrible manager... i'm making him close on his last day
Horsham Store: that's mean.
Horsham Store: but at least you dont' have to worry about curran screwing you over or anything.
Horsham Store: I was so afraid I was gonna come to work after larry closed on his last day and find a "sold" sign on the property or something.

The end.... OR IS IT???!!1!!? (the 1 makes it funny)

-In case you didn't know, work is slow.

zSilver_Fox · 04-25-2008, 05:11 PM

Where's the funny? Read the first two and they're both Had-to-be-there/inside things.

Etzell · 04-25-2008, 05:44 PM

Most work stories are.

BinaryLife · 04-25-2008, 06:51 PM

Actualy they aren't all funny. The closer to the end the funnier it gets. It's just one single conversation so the only reason I posted more than just the funny ones is A because I didn't feel like editing, and B because it shows how randomly the convos change.

It's worth a skim I wouldn't say a full out read.

Also Silver I'm sorry neither of just shouted FIVE THOUSAND!!!!! over and over. I know that's not your sense of humor.

Circuitous · 04-26-2008, 01:46 AM

A decent diversion - not exactly funny, but amusing enough that I don't feel like the time was wasted.

zSilver_Fox · 04-27-2008, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BinaryLife

Actualy they aren't all funny. The closer to the end the funnier it gets. It's just one single conversation so the only reason I posted more than just the funny ones is A because I didn't feel like editing, and B because it shows how randomly the convos change.

It's worth a skim I wouldn't say a full out read.

Also Silver I'm sorry neither of just shouted FIVE THOUSAND!!!!! over and over. I know that's not your sense of humor.

That works on the same principle as what you have up there. You just posted a bunch of stuff that really wasn't that funny, else it would have been in the YLYL thread.

Bubbles · 04-27-2008, 11:29 AM

Also, it's NINE THOUSAAAAND instead of five.

BinaryLife · 04-27-2008, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zSilver_Fox

That works on the same principle as what you have up there. You just posted a bunch of stuff that really wasn't that funny, else it would have been in the YLYL thread.

You're just upset because I don't think your *9 thousand jokes are funny.

*Thanks to bubbles for the correction.

TheWetMule · 04-27-2008, 06:54 PM

ITS OVER FIIIIVE THOUUUUUSANNNNDDD

zSilver_Fox · 04-27-2008, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BinaryLife

You're just upset because I don't think your *9 thousand jokes are funny.

*Thanks to bubbles for the correction.

No, I don't think they're that funny either. They're fun to do in the hallway though. "Hey Owen I've got a question for ya." "Yeah"? "What's the scouter say about his power level!?" "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!"

You're getting a little too butthurt over your stuff not being funny. I post stuff like that a lot too, without thinking about whether or not OTHER people will find it funny. Srsly.

BinaryLife · 04-27-2008, 09:11 PM

On the contrary I'm not hurt at all. I'm just bored.

Very Bored.

However bored you're thinking I am right now times like 10 bored units.

+1

Circuitous · 04-27-2008, 10:04 PM

Boredom is a pretty good excuse except against the bored, 'cuz we know better.

Etzell · 04-27-2008, 11:52 PM

THE BOREDOM LEVEL IS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAANNDDD!

...That was fucking lame, never doing that again.

04-25-2008, 03:55 PM	#1
BinaryLife Posts: 1 bajillion D&A Member Wiki Team Join Date: Mar 2007 Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	Manager Communication CONTINUED Chapter 1: Chloraseptic and Sick DaysHorsham Store: chloraseptic is the most amazing thing ever Nick Munyat: indeed it is Nick Munyat: and today i plan on having it save my life Horsham Store: when I lost my voice it fueled my speach. Nick Munyat: yep Horsham Store: a few sprays before every customer. lol Nick Munyat: lol Nick Munyat: hopefully that'll work for me Nick Munyat: i got up early because i had stuff i wanted to do before i opened the store... i didn't get out of my apartment until 5 minutes after i usually leave lol Nick Munyat: it was awesome Horsham Store: I hate that Horsham Store: throws me off all day too. Nick Munyat: yeah Nick Munyat: it was funny too Nick Munyat: because i got in my car and was like.. "i should head straight to work so i make sure i'm there on time" Horsham Store: dude it's like christmas here I just got an ass load of packages Nick Munyat: and then i was like... "f that, i'm going to walgreens" Nick Munyat: lol nice Horsham Store: lol nice Horsham Store: walgreens is awesome. but seriously, when you're sick and still have to work I think it's acceptable to be a little late Nick Munyat: heh Horsham Store: unless you're larry Nick Munyat: yeah... i dunno... i've been trying to edit my work ethic a little Nick Munyat: because i've been seriously slacking in the past few months Nick Munyat: and regardless of how pissed i am at my bosses, i still need to do the best work i can... it's weird being all introspective and crap Nick Munyat: lol speaking of which... do you miss larry? Horsham Store: no Nick Munyat: haha Horsham Store: there are 3 phones he sold before he left with no insurence or features on them. If either I or nobel sold them, the store would be doing a lot better and that fact bothers me so much lol. Nick Munyat: lol yeah Nick Munyat: it's funny Nick Munyat: 4 of my 7 protections this month came last wednesday Nick Munyat: it was pretty funny Chapter 2: For no apparent reason, a soap box! Horsham Store: so my friend is getting a divource and she called me because she was upset and as bad as I felt for her I couldn't help but say "well that's what happens when you get married at 19 to a dbag Nick Munyat: i love this... my throat is completely numb after only 7 squirts of chloraseptic Nick Munyat: yeah Nick Munyat: i hate it when people do that Nick Munyat: like... i'm 23 and my girl just turned 22... and i'm crazy hesitant about even thinking about marriage yet even though we have a long history together Horsham Store: There should be a rule about getting married before you can drink. Nick Munyat: lol yeah Nick Munyat: because honestly, what fun is a wedding without alcohol? Horsham Store: open bars are a must Nick Munyat: absolutely Nick Munyat: lol... when i get married, it's probably going to be dry Nick Munyat: just because her dad is an alcoholic and i'm from an irish family... so that kind of goes without saying Horsham Store: lol Horsham Store: pass out cinnamon sticks instead, someone told me chewing on them is like drinking a lot.... granted that someone was a moron, but still it's possible. Nick Munyat: hahaha Nick Munyat: was it larry? Horsham Store: no it was a non-work related friend Nick Munyat: lol Nick Munyat: nice Chapter 3: Incompetance and Color Induced Homosexuality Horsham Store: oh my god Horsham Store: I got 6 sony displays for the 750 Horsham Store: and a mystery box which I'm betting is a 7th Nick Munyat: wait what? Horsham Store: in the mail. Nick Munyat: ooooh the new sony thing? Nick Munyat: i thought you were talking about the treo for a minute Horsham Store: no, but the mystery box was the treo Nick Munyat: ha Nick Munyat: fun Nick Munyat: i haven't even seen the new sony Horsham Store: They sent me two of every color Nick Munyat: nice Horsham Store: Just because I'm jewish doesn't make me the noah's ark of cell phones. Nick Munyat: ... Nick Munyat: wow Nick Munyat: lol Horsham Store: this is gonna sound really gay, but the hot pink is kinda cool Horsham Store: I mean, I'd never use it, but it reminds me of shiny bubble gum. Nick Munyat: well you know what they say Nick Munyat: pink is still gay Horsham Store: pink is the color of love. Horsham Store: Nick Munyat: but i can almost guarantee that some emo kid is going to come in and buy a pink one when they come out Nick Munyat: and i'm going to take a picture and ruin his sad little emo life Horsham Store: we said all sorts of things like that when we had to play soccer with pink uniforms. Horsham Store: stupid coach. Horsham Store: lol Nick Munyat: haha Chapter 4: Marry Poppins! Also more cell phone talk Horsham Store: I can't get this out of my head. "A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down! makes the medicine go down" Nick Munyat: wow Nick Munyat: so wait... is that 750 a bar phone? Horsham Store: no it'sa flip Nick Munyat: hmm... Horsham Store: with a camera but no outside screen. Horsham Store: it's kinda cool looking actualy. but unless it's cheap I can't imagine a lot of people buying it. Nick Munyat: nice Nick Munyat: are you sure it's called the 750? Nick Munyat: oooooh... it's the z750 Horsham Store: the box said it was called that Nick Munyat: ok... and it's 3g Horsham Store: boxes don't lie... Chapter 5: Chloraseptic to Aid Unecessary Surgery! Nick Munyat: you know, it's very easy to become addicted to chloraseptic Nick Munyat: like... i'm now realizing again why i don't keep it at home when i'm not sick Horsham Store: lol Horsham Store: well you're only supposed to use 5 sprays Nick Munyat: hahahaha Horsham Store: of course I use way more than that... it works on your skin too btw Nick Munyat: that's a funny joke Nick Munyat: yeah... it's just an anasthetic that's okay to digest Nick Munyat: which makes it wonderful Horsham Store: you should perform minor surgery on yourself Nick Munyat: hahaha Nick Munyat: that would be a TERRIBLE idea Nick Munyat: because i'm pretty sure workers comp won't cover whatever i screw up Horsham Store: nothing serious Horsham Store: just like remove a finger and then put it back. Nick Munyat: HAHA Nick Munyat: nice Horsham Store: or switch your fingers around Horsham Store: like your pointer and pinky Horsham Store: see if anyone notices Nick Munyat: that would be really interesting Horsham Store: dont' actualy do that Horsham Store: ...I'm pretty sure you can't. Nick Munyat: yeah Horsham Store: maybe they have a wikipedia for it. Nick Munyat: that would probably end poorly Nick Munyat: lol Chapter 6: Roommate appreciation and good riddance Horsham Store: there's something to be said about a roommate whom you can text "a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down" and respond "in a most delightful way" Nick Munyat: i think i've used enough chloraseptic now that i'm having trouble feeling my left arm Horsham Store: lol Horsham Store: its gotten into your bloodstream. Nick Munyat: awesome Nick Munyat: i'm leaving as soon as curran gets here Nick Munyat: i'm a terrible manager... i'm making him close on his last day Horsham Store: that's mean. Horsham Store: but at least you dont' have to worry about curran screwing you over or anything. Horsham Store: I was so afraid I was gonna come to work after larry closed on his last day and find a "sold" sign on the property or something. The end.... OR IS IT???!!1!!? (the 1 makes it funny) -In case you didn't know, work is slow.

04-25-2008, 05:11 PM	#2
zSilver_Fox IRL Combat Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ethanol Land Class/Position: D Medic Gametype: Conca Jumping Affiliations: ^iv Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Where's the funny? Read the first two and they're both Had-to-be-there/inside things. __________________ I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam... First infraction! Flaming!

04-26-2008, 01:46 AM	#5
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	A decent diversion - not exactly funny, but amusing enough that I don't feel like the time was wasted. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

04-27-2008, 10:04 PM	#12
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Boredom is a pretty good excuse except against the bored, 'cuz we know better. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

04-25-2008, 05:44 PM	#3
Etzell D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Most work stories are.

04-25-2008, 06:51 PM	#4
BinaryLife Posts: 1 bajillion D&A Member Wiki Team Join Date: Mar 2007 Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	Actualy they aren't all funny. The closer to the end the funnier it gets. It's just one single conversation so the only reason I posted more than just the funny ones is A because I didn't feel like editing, and B because it shows how randomly the convos change. It's worth a skim I wouldn't say a full out read. Also Silver I'm sorry neither of just shouted FIVE THOUSAND!!!!! over and over. I know that's not your sense of humor.

04-27-2008, 11:29 AM	#7
Bubbles Bueno Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Winland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Also, it's NINE THOUSAAAAND instead of five.

04-27-2008, 06:54 PM	#9
TheWetMule Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: England, Midlands Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	ITS OVER FIIIIVE THOUUUUUSANNNNDDD

04-27-2008, 09:11 PM	#11
BinaryLife Posts: 1 bajillion D&A Member Wiki Team Join Date: Mar 2007 Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	On the contrary I'm not hurt at all. I'm just bored. Very Bored. However bored you're thinking I am right now times like 10 bored units. +1

04-27-2008, 11:52 PM	#13
Etzell D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	THE BOREDOM LEVEL IS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAANNDDD! ...That was fucking lame, never doing that again.

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