spending points for helpful posts

[9u-9u-9u]

I was thinking we could make a rewards system for how much your posts are rated helpful. they would let you "purchase" perks for the game




for next pickup:

if you spend 1 point, each spent reveals 1 pixel of a signed photo of squeek (no trading pixels)
for 5, in your next pickup you can get double the nade capacity
for 10, each gun you build starts at lvl 3, and dispensers start full
for 15, slowfield grenade has x15 the radius and duration (throw in yard)
for 20, detpacks ignore walls and floors and don't harm SGs
for 35, no reload required for weapons
for 50, get rodox on your team




for pub server:

for 1, you can slap a person who is annoying you (1 slap, 5 damage)
for 5, ban pyro
for 10, ban canadians
for 20, get to sleep with server owner's wife
for 35, obtain street address of sniper killing you
for 70, enter skybox in game, enter heaven irl

[KubeDawg]

ban pyro 12 times and slap Bob RNS 3 times for being a slut.

you need 35 points to get sniper's address. nine had 35 when he made this thread

cmon you know you could've asked me, my uncle has access to nuclear weapons. anyway, i'm still looking forward to seeing squeek's eyebrows

[squeek.]

Obvious helpful posts farming thread.

[aleXtric]

Originally Posted by squeek.

Obvious helpful posts farming thread.

Obvious helpful posts farming post.

[squeek.]

Originally Posted by aleXtric

Obvious helpful posts farming post.

Obvious attempt to cash in on my successful farming strat.

[XPelargos]

Originally Posted by aleXtric

Obvious helpful posts farming post.

I did not find this post helpful.

[the_cake]

Originally Posted by XPelargos

I did not find this post helpful.

Obvious reverse psychology helpful post farming post.

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Helpful.

[XPelargos]

Currently equipped: Spamhammer, +7 to helpful post ratings.

[XPelargos]

Could we do a group buy for a picture of squeek?

You didn't mention the dimension of the photo.

How about 640 x 480? How many points would we need?

Let's see, 8 times 4 is 32, carry the 3. . .

Oh fuck, this is gonna take awhile.

[SuperDude]

Nah, require everyone to play public games for FF points to level up. That way I can unlock everything day one. Thanks squeek. I'd like to be able to download some nice ringtones with my FF points to.