[Forum Game] Useless Advice

iAmaNoob · 03-29-2013, 06:43 AM

This game is simple. You present a problem, someone responds with nonsensical/worthless advice, then they present a new problem. Rinse and repeat till we discover the meaning of life. Keep in mind the advice doesn't actually have to answer the problem. It just has to be advice of some kind.

I'll start:

Help, I've fallen and can't get up

**Elmo** · 03-29-2013, 10:00 AM

Try falling down again. I have a hangover

iAmaNoob · 03-29-2013, 02:09 PM

Elmo, you need to continue the game with another question

KubeDawg · 03-29-2013, 08:04 PM

Wait, you suck at this game iAmNoob. Never did you specify you have to ask a question, only to present a problem which Elmo performed exactly.

**Bully** · 03-29-2013, 08:10 PM

Problem : Thread has failed !
Question : Close thread ?

What i'm doing next : Going to the pub for beer

FDA_Approved · 03-29-2013, 08:26 PM

Ok lets try this again.

Elmos advice: Try falling down again.

Elmos problem: I'm hungover.

ur turn.

iAmaNoob · 03-30-2013, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KubeDawg

Wait, you suck at this game iAmNoob. Never did you specify you have to ask a question, only to present a problem which Elmo performed exactly.

This game is simple. You present a problem, someone responds with nonsensical/worthless advice, then they present a new problem. Rinse and repeat till we discover the meaning of life. Keep in mind the advice doesn't actually have to answer the problem. It just has to be advice of some kind.

But nvm continue on the thread,

My answer: Pour your beer into a black hole, with some magical force in it, everything will go back to you

iAmaNoob · 05-04-2013, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KubeDawg

Wait, you suck at this game iAmNoob. Never did you specify you have to ask a question, only to present a problem which Elmo performed exactly.

Well you suck at reading, I said Rinse and repeat,
Can't you understand simple English?

KubeDawg · 05-04-2013, 11:34 AM

I understand the concept, but when the OP fails to acknowledge his/her own rules, the thread then becomes pointless. Maybe try a new thread and this time actually try following your own rules.

iAmaNoob · 05-04-2013, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KubeDawg

I understand the concept, but when the OP fails to acknowledge his/her own rules, the thread then becomes pointless. Maybe try a new thread and this time actually try following your own rules.

Really?

http://www.accursedfarms.com/forums/...hp?f=58&t=2122
If the people of Accursed Farms can understand the OP's instructions,
Why can't you even though it's the same rule?

**Elmo** · 05-05-2013, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iAmaNoob

This game is simple. You present a problem, someone responds with nonsensical/worthless advice, then they present a new problem. Rinse and repeat till we discover the meaning of life. Keep in mind the advice doesn't actually have to answer the problem. It just has to be advice of some kind.

But nvm continue on the thread,

My answer: Pour your beer into a black hole, with some magical force in it, everything will go back to you

Well you then gave an answer but didnt present a new problem unless im missing something. I still don't see what I did wrong either... most confused

XPelargos · 05-06-2013, 12:42 AM

The rules were quite simple and straightforward.

1: You present a problem,
2: someone responds with nonsensical/worthless advice,
3: then they present a new problem.
4: GOTO 1

Elmo, you played the game wrong in post number 2. I will never tickle you again. May God have mercy on your soul.

Problem: I am a very angry person.

How do I stop this?

iAmaNoob · 05-06-2013, 05:40 AM

Dance, it's the only solution to anger management.
I accidentally my phone, what should I do?

KubeDawg · 05-06-2013, 06:37 AM

You should definitely not your phone, for it will itself completely.

I just had the weirdest dream where all my social anxieties, insecurities and self hatred vanished at some mall food court in a random town after meeting some really cool people who were very kind to me. What does this mean for my future?

XPelargos · 05-06-2013, 09:05 PM

Elmo you made a STATEMENT. "I have a hangover"

You forgot a question mark. That is why the game didn't work.

One little question mark.

@Kube: It means you're smoking just enough herb. Keep doing your thing.

I lost my phone and with it some phone numbers of girls that I have no way to contact again. What now?

FDA_Approved · 05-06-2013, 09:40 PM

You guys suck at this game.

Edit: hard.

the_cake · 05-06-2013, 10:12 PM

You can present a problem not in the form of a question. My pants are on fire. This is a problem, I've presented it, no question marks needed, and it still works for the game. I declare Elmo the winner of the internet.

FDA_Approved · 05-06-2013, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the_cake

You can present a problem not in the form of a question. My pants are on fire. This is a problem, I've presented it, no question marks needed, and it still works for the game. I declare Elmo the winner of the internet.

Yeah that.

Also it's supposed to be a game of nonsensical humor. Not the dazed and confused consolation thread.

the_cake · 05-06-2013, 10:58 PM

Ok fine.

Use some ointment to stop the swelling. If there's no swelling fall down a staircase first.

This is currently happening

YouTube

What should I do?

FDA_Approved · 05-06-2013, 11:09 PM

I recommend at eating at least 4 cups of gravel a day, for the next 3 weeks.

I'm finding myself increasingly turned on by Abraham Lincoln. Wat do?

03-29-2013, 06:43 AM	#1
iAmaNoob The Solid One Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Naziland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	[Forum Game] Useless Advice This game is simple. You present a problem, someone responds with nonsensical/worthless advice, then they present a new problem. Rinse and repeat till we discover the meaning of life. Keep in mind the advice doesn't actually have to answer the problem. It just has to be advice of some kind. I'll start: Help, I've fallen and can't get up __________________ "Don't believe everything you read on the Internet" -Albert Einstein

03-29-2013, 10:00 AM	#2
Elmo Gets tickled by FF Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: UK Class/Position: Med Solly HW Gametype: Any/CTF Posts Rated Helpful 41 Times	Try falling down again. I have a hangover __________________ Support FF: Done: ff_monkey Done: ff_bases Done: ff_warpath Forever Doing: ff_medieval (beta#99999999)

03-29-2013, 02:09 PM	#3
iAmaNoob The Solid One Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Naziland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Elmo, you need to continue the game with another question __________________ "Don't believe everything you read on the Internet" -Albert Einstein

03-29-2013, 08:04 PM	#4
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	Wait, you suck at this game iAmNoob. Never did you specify you have to ask a question, only to present a problem which Elmo performed exactly. __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

03-29-2013, 08:10 PM	#5
Bully Beta Tester Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Yorkshire, England Class/Position: Spectating Gametype: British Bulldogs Affiliations: ®™ ^ Posts Rated Helpful 67 Times	Problem : Thread has failed ! Question : Close thread ? What i'm doing next : Going to the pub for beer __________________ ®™ Support FF:

03-29-2013, 08:26 PM	#6
FDA_Approved Beta Tester Join Date: Nov 2011 Gametype: Capture the Flag Posts Rated Helpful 293 Times	Ok lets try this again. Elmos advice: Try falling down again. Elmos problem: I'm hungover. ur turn. __________________ Currently equipped: Rad Scarf of liberating happiness.

05-04-2013, 11:34 AM	#9
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	I understand the concept, but when the OP fails to acknowledge his/her own rules, the thread then becomes pointless. Maybe try a new thread and this time actually try following your own rules. __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

05-06-2013, 12:42 AM	#12
XPelargos I like to spam binds Beta Tester Join Date: May 2009 Class/Position: Scoooooot Gametype: Capture the Flag Posts Rated Helpful 73 Times	The rules were quite simple and straightforward. 1: You present a problem, 2: someone responds with nonsensical/worthless advice, 3: then they present a new problem. 4: GOTO 1 Elmo, you played the game wrong in post number 2. I will never tickle you again. May God have mercy on your soul. Problem: I am a very angry person. How do I stop this?
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05-06-2013, 05:40 AM	#13
iAmaNoob The Solid One Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Naziland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Dance, it's the only solution to anger management. I accidentally my phone, what should I do? __________________ "Don't believe everything you read on the Internet" -Albert Einstein

05-06-2013, 06:37 AM	#14
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	You should definitely not your phone, for it will itself completely. I just had the weirdest dream where all my social anxieties, insecurities and self hatred vanished at some mall food court in a random town after meeting some really cool people who were very kind to me. What does this mean for my future? __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

05-06-2013, 09:05 PM	#15
XPelargos I like to spam binds Beta Tester Join Date: May 2009 Class/Position: Scoooooot Gametype: Capture the Flag Posts Rated Helpful 73 Times	Elmo you made a STATEMENT. "I have a hangover" You forgot a question mark. That is why the game didn't work. One little question mark. @Kube: It means you're smoking just enough herb. Keep doing your thing. I lost my phone and with it some phone numbers of girls that I have no way to contact again. What now?

05-06-2013, 09:40 PM	#16
FDA_Approved Beta Tester Join Date: Nov 2011 Gametype: Capture the Flag Posts Rated Helpful 293 Times	You guys suck at this game. Edit: hard. __________________ Currently equipped: Rad Scarf of liberating happiness. Last edited by FDA_Approved; 05-06-2013 at 09:40 PM.

05-06-2013, 10:12 PM	#17
the_cake Beta Tester Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts Rated Helpful 144 Times	You can present a problem not in the form of a question. My pants are on fire. This is a problem, I've presented it, no question marks needed, and it still works for the game. I declare Elmo the winner of the internet.
	1 members found this post helpful.

05-06-2013, 11:09 PM	#20
FDA_Approved Beta Tester Join Date: Nov 2011 Gametype: Capture the Flag Posts Rated Helpful 293 Times	I recommend at eating at least 4 cups of gravel a day, for the next 3 weeks. I'm finding myself increasingly turned on by Abraham Lincoln. Wat do? __________________ Currently equipped: Rad Scarf of liberating happiness.

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