A few quotes

SomeOldGuy · 05-08-2007, 07:57 PM

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
-(Unknown)-

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-(Unknown)-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Ihmhi · 05-08-2007, 09:11 PM

Stop. Hammertime.
-Stanley Kirk Burrell-

Innoc · 05-08-2007, 09:14 PM

"Momma said knock you out"

James Todd Smith III

[AE] 82694 · 05-09-2007, 12:48 AM

I'm gonna slap your mama when I get home. You couldn't have come from my loins (nuts).

Jackie Gleason Smoky and the Bandit.

Imbrifer · 05-09-2007, 08:21 PM

"Shoot, coward. You are only going to kill a man"
-Last words of Che Guevara
"Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing"
-Helen Keller
And this poem is my favorite

Anshinritsumai · 05-09-2007, 09:36 PM

V (Hugo Weaving) in V for Vendetta:
Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no meere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimiltude now venerates what they had once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and the voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain for the value and voracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

FrenchToast · 05-10-2007, 02:46 AM

The graphic novel is waaaay better.

And Imbrifer, I 99% doubt that Che quote.

Backstaber · 05-10-2007, 02:52 AM

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.
- Sir Winston Churchill

FrenchToast · 05-10-2007, 04:08 AM

Of all the Churchill quotes...

And you ma'am are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober

Innoc · 05-10-2007, 04:28 AM

"Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes. "

Chris Knight

ekiM · 05-10-2007, 10:05 AM

"There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark. The only thing that makes it look light is the sun."

"Each reality is but the dream of another, and each sleeper a god unknowing."

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die."

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather!"

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."

DarkeN_HellspawN · 05-10-2007, 12:20 PM

"Wash your ass, because feces do stink" Darken_Hellspawn

"Captain Kirk loved Aliens and Aliens loved his slong" Darken_Hellspawn

"Nothing better or more humbling then a big heaping hot bowl of noobage stew that was given to you from a 12 year old who jus pwned your ass in Halo 2 and then asked you how his d%$# tastes in your mouth" Darken_HellSpawn

"Pissing on an electric fence is sort of like marriage. The only difference is that you can stop peeing for the pain to stop on one when the other goes on forever" Darken_hellSpawn

"Kids are a wonderfull facet of life. It is too bad that you end up wanting to kick their ass 80% of the time for them doing stupid shit" Darken_HellSpawn

"I love life to the fullest and that is why I eat a bucket of throw up everyday" Darken_HellSpawn

"Getting your paycheck back and seeing how much you pay in taxes makes your asshole hurt for some reason" Darken_Hellspawn

Ihmhi · 05-10-2007, 12:28 PM

"Capitalization is the difference between 'I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse..' and 'I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..'" -Fashykekes-

Suite307 · 05-10-2007, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkeN_HellspawN

"Wash your ass, because feces do stink" Darken_Hellspawn

"Captain Kirk loved Aliens and Aliens loved his slong" Darken_Hellspawn

"Nothing better or more humbling then a big heaping hot bowl of noobage stew that was given to you from a 12 year old who jus pwned your ass in Halo 2 and then asked you how his d%$# tastes in your mouth" Darken_HellSpawn

"Pissing on an electric fence is sort of like marriage. The only difference is that you can stop peeing for the pain to stop on one when the other goes on forever" Darken_hellSpawn

"Kids are a wonderfull facet of life. It is too bad that you end up wanting to kick their ass 80% of the time for them doing stupid shit" Darken_HellSpawn

"I love life to the fullest and that is why I eat a bucket of throw up everyday" Darken_HellSpawn

"Getting your paycheck back and seeing how much you pay in taxes makes your asshole hurt for some reason" Darken_Hellspawn

Besides being stupid, these quotes sound like they were thought up by a 10 year old kid that's trying to be cool.

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

DarkeN_HellspawN · 05-10-2007, 08:33 PM

What a burn, diss or vulgar kudos you have sent my way. I am like so hurt right now because Suite307 has publicly disrespected me. How will I go on with my life knowing that a homeless man with internet access at a local coffee shop has degraded my existence??? How life seems now so very far away and dark as the thunderclouds that now surround my very existence and turn me into a sad little boy whose puppy just died. How will I go on???????????????

Hmmmmmm................I am thinking now...............Hmmmmmmm. By golly gee I have it. I will live............I will stay alive breathing the fresh air. It is a miracle that I would take offense from some loser know as Suite307 that no one on this forum or in day to day life really cares or gives a damn about. You are nothing to me and never will be. I would pay more respect to golem from Lord of the Rings then ever to one like you with your pungant fumes of old spice and strip clubs. Why dont you try your luck again with a stripper who for $50 would actually care about you for 5 minutes as you sit there and foam at the mouth because you actually think she is into you. Reality Check!!!!! She is not into you but wants all the money you will give her. Come on man.............she is beautiful and you are a sweaty lump of nothing. What would a girl like that want with you except for you to pump her gas or build her the Big Mac she has be fiending for all day.

Hurray up with my fries.........BIOTACH!!!!!

sincerly,

dh

luminous · 05-10-2007, 09:08 PM

i was going to say the matter one ekiM, you beat me to it

but its in my sig, so its all fair

Suite307 · 05-10-2007, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkeN_HellspawN

I can't type like a normal person.

You seem to have a superiority complex.

halo · 05-10-2007, 09:44 PM

He writes like a bloody idiot. Makes me cringe with embarassment for him.

puppychow · 05-10-2007, 09:56 PM

children....children....how did this thread get flamage?

skuLL · 05-10-2007, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkeN_HellspawN

"Wash your ass, because feces do stink" Darken_Hellspawn

"Captain Kirk loved Aliens and Aliens loved his slong" Darken_Hellspawn

"Nothing better or more humbling then a big heaping hot bowl of noobage stew that was given to you from a 12 year old who jus pwned your ass in Halo 2 and then asked you how his d%$# tastes in your mouth" Darken_HellSpawn

"Pissing on an electric fence is sort of like marriage. The only difference is that you can stop peeing for the pain to stop on one when the other goes on forever" Darken_hellSpawn

"Kids are a wonderfull facet of life. It is too bad that you end up wanting to kick their ass 80% of the time for them doing stupid shit" Darken_HellSpawn

"I love life to the fullest and that is why I eat a bucket of throw up everyday" Darken_HellSpawn

"Getting your paycheck back and seeing how much you pay in taxes makes your asshole hurt for some reason" Darken_Hellspawn

Read the first, saw the autor, skipped to the next post.

05-08-2007, 07:57 PM	#1
SomeOldGuy older than dirt Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: just east of the jug handle Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	A few quotes Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong- Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies. -(Unknown)- The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)- I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber- My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck- Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis- Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited- Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen- If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -(Unknown)- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson- Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-

05-08-2007, 09:11 PM	#2
Ihmhi [AE] 0112 Ihmhi SJB Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Newark, NJ, United States Class/Position: A little bit o' everythin' Gametype: Also a little bit o' everythin' Affiliations: [AE] Asseater, SJB Straight Jacket Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	Stop. Hammertime. -Stanley Kirk Burrell- __________________ Support FF: Anime: The Thread: Reloaded The one and only anime thread on these here forums. Select the pistol, and then, select your horse.

05-08-2007, 09:14 PM	#3
Innoc Hitman 2 1 Actual Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: "Oscar Mike" Gametype: FPS or RTS (just say NO to MMO) Affiliations: Your Mom Posts Rated Helpful 8 Times	"Momma said knock you out" James Todd Smith III __________________ Mooga on Obama: He can cut taxes. Actually do something useful. Punch Nancy Pelosi in the face. Just to name a few. You eventually run out of other people's money to spend.

05-09-2007, 12:48 AM	#4
[AE] 82694 Retired FF Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I'm gonna slap your mama when I get home. You couldn't have come from my loins (nuts). Jackie Gleason Smoky and the Bandit. __________________ I Love GenghisTron . I miss you sooooo Much. LOL.

05-09-2007, 08:21 PM	#5
Imbrifer Religious Stamp Machine Retired FF Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Mad City, WI Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	"Shoot, coward. You are only going to kill a man" -Last words of Che Guevara "Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing" -Helen Keller And this poem is my favorite __________________ Community Mapper 2morforever, 4play, attrition, gap, fragger and ff_training.

05-09-2007, 09:36 PM	#6
Anshinritsumai °_o Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 127.0.0.1 Class/Position: Medic & Engy Gametype: AvD Affiliations: DM, OC, -[CfH]- Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	V (Hugo Weaving) in V for Vendetta: Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no meere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimiltude now venerates what they had once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and the voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain for the value and voracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

05-10-2007, 02:46 AM	#7
FrenchToast The 1337est D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Omagosh Canada. Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	The graphic novel is waaaay better. And Imbrifer, I 99% doubt that Che quote. __________________ James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had' ; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

05-10-2007, 02:52 AM	#8
Backstaber Custom User Title D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey Class/Position: Scout Offence Gametype: Capture The Flag Affiliations: None Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. - Sir Winston Churchill

05-10-2007, 04:08 AM	#9
FrenchToast The 1337est D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Omagosh Canada. Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Of all the Churchill quotes... And you ma'am are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober __________________ James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had' ; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

05-10-2007, 04:28 AM	#10
Innoc Hitman 2 1 Actual Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: "Oscar Mike" Gametype: FPS or RTS (just say NO to MMO) Affiliations: Your Mom Posts Rated Helpful 8 Times	"Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes. " Chris Knight __________________ Mooga on Obama: He can cut taxes. Actually do something useful. Punch Nancy Pelosi in the face. Just to name a few. You eventually run out of other people's money to spend.

05-10-2007, 10:05 AM	#11
ekiM Arrogance is Bliss Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Bristol UK Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	"There is no dark side of the moon, really. As a matter of fact, it's all dark. The only thing that makes it look light is the sun." "Each reality is but the dream of another, and each sleeper a god unknowing." "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." "Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather!" "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."

05-10-2007, 12:20 PM	#12
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	Quotes "Wash your ass, because feces do stink" Darken_Hellspawn "Captain Kirk loved Aliens and Aliens loved his slong" Darken_Hellspawn "Nothing better or more humbling then a big heaping hot bowl of noobage stew that was given to you from a 12 year old who jus pwned your ass in Halo 2 and then asked you how his d%$# tastes in your mouth" Darken_HellSpawn "Pissing on an electric fence is sort of like marriage. The only difference is that you can stop peeing for the pain to stop on one when the other goes on forever" Darken_hellSpawn "Kids are a wonderfull facet of life. It is too bad that you end up wanting to kick their ass 80% of the time for them doing stupid shit" Darken_HellSpawn "I love life to the fullest and that is why I eat a bucket of throw up everyday" Darken_HellSpawn "Getting your paycheck back and seeing how much you pay in taxes makes your asshole hurt for some reason" Darken_Hellspawn __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3 Last edited by DarkeN_HellspawN; 05-10-2007 at 12:27 PM.

05-10-2007, 12:28 PM	#13
Ihmhi [AE] 0112 Ihmhi SJB Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Newark, NJ, United States Class/Position: A little bit o' everythin' Gametype: Also a little bit o' everythin' Affiliations: [AE] Asseater, SJB Straight Jacket Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	"Capitalization is the difference between 'I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse..' and 'I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..'" -Fashykekes- __________________ Support FF: Anime: The Thread: Reloaded The one and only anime thread on these here forums. Select the pistol, and then, select your horse.

05-10-2007, 08:33 PM	#15
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	OOOHHHHHHHHHH............ What a burn, diss or vulgar kudos you have sent my way. I am like so hurt right now because Suite307 has publicly disrespected me. How will I go on with my life knowing that a homeless man with internet access at a local coffee shop has degraded my existence??? How life seems now so very far away and dark as the thunderclouds that now surround my very existence and turn me into a sad little boy whose puppy just died. How will I go on??????????????? Hmmmmmm................I am thinking now...............Hmmmmmmm. By golly gee I have it. I will live............I will stay alive breathing the fresh air. It is a miracle that I would take offense from some loser know as Suite307 that no one on this forum or in day to day life really cares or gives a damn about. You are nothing to me and never will be. I would pay more respect to golem from Lord of the Rings then ever to one like you with your pungant fumes of old spice and strip clubs. Why dont you try your luck again with a stripper who for $50 would actually care about you for 5 minutes as you sit there and foam at the mouth because you actually think she is into you. Reality Check!!!!! She is not into you but wants all the money you will give her. Come on man.............she is beautiful and you are a sweaty lump of nothing. What would a girl like that want with you except for you to pump her gas or build her the Big Mac she has be fiending for all day. Hurray up with my fries.........BIOTACH!!!!! sincerly, dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

05-10-2007, 09:08 PM	#16
luminous Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	i was going to say the matter one ekiM, you beat me to it but its in my sig, so its all fair

05-10-2007, 09:44 PM	#18
halo Join Date: May 2007 Location: Barnsley, UK Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	He writes like a bloody idiot. Makes me cringe with embarassment for him.

05-10-2007, 09:56 PM	#19
puppychow Arf! D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	children....children....how did this thread get flamage?

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