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Old 07-25-2009, 01:01 AM   #1
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Polish Woman Sues Egyptian Hotel Claiming 13-Year-Old Daughter Got Pregnant From Pool

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Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.
Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...g-in-pool.html

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Old 07-25-2009, 01:08 AM   #2
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Old 07-25-2009, 01:20 AM   #3
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possible but insanely unlikely
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Old 07-25-2009, 01:29 AM   #4
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So is her cherry popped or not?
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Old 07-25-2009, 01:35 AM   #5
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possible but insanely unlikely
The odds have to be something like Infinity-1,000 or something......
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Old 07-25-2009, 02:03 AM   #6
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I imagine the chlorine from the pool would kill off any little swimmers making a getaway. Maybe she swallowed some and thats how it happened.
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I could be wrong, but I think light kills them first.
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Old 07-25-2009, 02:58 AM   #8
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sadly light does not kill sperm... it can survive in the open as long as it is moist

and direct contact with pure chlorine will kill sperm immediately and it will only survive seconds in contact with water

So unless a guy came in the water right next to the girl than this is nearly impossible
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And a very low probability that it was a fresh water pool, with all the nasty little hotel children roaming through.
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And a very low probability that it was a fresh water pool, with all the nasty little hotel children roaming through.
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Can you get pregnant in a pool? Yes, but only if someone is fucking you.
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Egypt doesn't use chlorine in their pools.
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Egypt doesn't use chlorine in their pools.
They use semen instead.
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Any chances of the pool getting put on a sex offender list?
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Any chances of the pool getting put on a sex offender list?
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Hahaha, by far he does.
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