Dost thou remember?

bokko · 04-22-2008, 11:26 PM

Ahhh Shakespear, anyone remember these two scenes?

ACT I SCENE 2. A road, morning. Enter JULES and VINCENT, murderers.

V: And know'st thou what the French name cottage pie?
J: Say they not cottage pie, in their own tongue?
V: But nay, their tongues, for speech and taste alike
Are strange to ours, with their own history:
Gaul knoweth not a cottage from a house.
J: What say they then, pray?
V: Hachis Parmentier.
J: Hachis Parmentier! What name they cream?
V: Cream is but cream, only they say la crème.
J: What do they name black pudding?
V: I know not;
I visited no inn it could be bought.

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J: Your pardon; did I break thy concentration?
Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.
Allow me then to offer a response.
Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.
B: What?
J: What country dost thou hail from?
B: What?
J: Thou sayest thou dost hail from distant What?
I know but naught of thy fair country What.
What language speak they in the land of What?
B: What?
J: English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
B: Aye!
J: Then hearken to my words and answer them!
Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!
B: What?
JULES presses his knife to BRETT's throat
J: Speak 'What' again! Thou cur, cry 'What' again!
I dare thee utter 'What' again but once!
I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name!
Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,
If thou hast any in thy head but 'What',
Of Marsellus Wallace!
B: He is dark.
J: Aye, and what more?
B: His head is shaven bald.
J: Hath he the semblance of a harlot?
B: What?
JULES strikes and BRETT cries out
J: Hath he the semblance of a harlot?
B: Nay!
J: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus?
B: I did not!
J: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst!
Thou sought to rape him like a chattel whore!
And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed
With aught but Lady Wallace, whom he wed.

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I don't deserve any credit personally, this was made by some guy called Ceruleanst, he even put up a wiki where people can help recreate the entire movie.

Circuitous · 04-22-2008, 11:29 PM

Fantastic.

Demasu · 04-23-2008, 03:27 AM

Gotta love Shakespeare.

Skanky Butterpuss · 04-23-2008, 04:58 AM

/me applauds

zSilver_Fox · 04-23-2008, 05:17 AM

Nurse: You go girl!

But seriously, that was good

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bokko · 04-23-2008, 11:58 AM

I don't deserve any credit personally, this was made by some guy called Ceruleanst, he even put up a wiki where people can help recreate the entire movie.

DarkeN_HellspawN · 04-23-2008, 01:40 PM

to find out what the purpose of recreating this play for any reason is. Since I am very cultured and versed in the ways of life I still cannot find it upon me on the reasons why it must be so. Romeo and Juliet for example was done better with Leo ' Decaprio and the updated version with guns carrying the family crest was awesome. The updated version of O' was good as well. I cannot seem to find the shakesperian play that the movie Gattica was based on but it was good. Toi recreate a worded version of Shakespere is like buying underwear at a Pawn shop. Sure it is a cheaper alternative but all in all not the best practice to be following.

dh

BinaryLife · 04-23-2008, 02:11 PM

DH you always make me laugh.

That is amazing up there by the way. I kind want to see it acted out like that.

04-22-2008, 11:26 PM	#1
bokko when ff will out? D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Dost thou remember? Ahhh Shakespear, anyone remember these two scenes? ACT I SCENE 2. A road, morning. Enter JULES and VINCENT, murderers. V: And know'st thou what the French name cottage pie? J: Say they not cottage pie, in their own tongue? V: But nay, their tongues, for speech and taste alike Are strange to ours, with their own history: Gaul knoweth not a cottage from a house. J: What say they then, pray? V: Hachis Parmentier. J: Hachis Parmentier! What name they cream? V: Cream is but cream, only they say la crème. J: What do they name black pudding? V: I know not; I visited no inn it could be bought. ---------- J: Your pardon; did I break thy concentration? Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still. Allow me then to offer a response. Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray. B: What? J: What country dost thou hail from? B: What? J: Thou sayest thou dost hail from distant What? I know but naught of thy fair country What. What language speak they in the land of What? B: What? J: English, base knave, dost thou speak it? B: Aye! J: Then hearken to my words and answer them! Describe to me Marsellus Wallace! B: What? JULES presses his knife to BRETT's throat J: Speak 'What' again! Thou cur, cry 'What' again! I dare thee utter 'What' again but once! I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name! Now, paint for me a portraiture in words, If thou hast any in thy head but 'What', Of Marsellus Wallace! B: He is dark. J: Aye, and what more? B: His head is shaven bald. J: Hath he the semblance of a harlot? B: What? JULES strikes and BRETT cries out J: Hath he the semblance of a harlot? B: Nay! J: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus? B: I did not! J: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst! Thou sought to rape him like a chattel whore! And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed With aught but Lady Wallace, whom he wed. ---- I don't deserve any credit personally, this was made by some guy called Ceruleanst, he even put up a wiki where people can help recreate the entire movie. Last edited by bokko; 04-23-2008 at 11:59 AM.

04-22-2008, 11:29 PM	#2
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Fantastic. __________________ Look at all those dead links.

04-23-2008, 04:58 AM	#4
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	/me applauds __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

04-23-2008, 05:17 AM	#5
zSilver_Fox IRL Combat Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ethanol Land Class/Position: D Medic Gametype: Conca Jumping Affiliations: ^iv Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Nurse: You go girl! But seriously, that was good . __________________ I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam... First infraction! Flaming!

04-23-2008, 01:40 PM	#7
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	I am still reaching through the bounds of my soul......... to find out what the purpose of recreating this play for any reason is. Since I am very cultured and versed in the ways of life I still cannot find it upon me on the reasons why it must be so. Romeo and Juliet for example was done better with Leo ' Decaprio and the updated version with guns carrying the family crest was awesome. The updated version of O' was good as well. I cannot seem to find the shakesperian play that the movie Gattica was based on but it was good. Toi recreate a worded version of Shakespere is like buying underwear at a Pawn shop. Sure it is a cheaper alternative but all in all not the best practice to be following. dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

04-23-2008, 03:27 AM	#3
Demasu Official FF Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Gotta love Shakespeare.

04-23-2008, 11:58 AM	#6
bokko when ff will out? D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I don't deserve any credit personally, this was made by some guy called Ceruleanst, he even put up a wiki where people can help recreate the entire movie.

04-23-2008, 02:11 PM	#8
BinaryLife Posts: 1 bajillion D&A Member Wiki Team Join Date: Mar 2007 Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	DH you always make me laugh. That is amazing up there by the way. I kind want to see it acted out like that.

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