Ok... this is gonna sound stupid

Vicious · 03-04-2008, 11:29 PM

But it's a debate going on in my apartment. Which would be better?

Retractable claws?

Prehensile dreads?

I'm sayin retractable claws. You could tear a mother fucka to shreads with them. What am I gonna do with prehensile dreads? Grab my bong with my hair? Lame.

Innoc · 03-04-2008, 11:48 PM

Claws ftw

uBeR · 03-05-2008, 02:42 AM

Badass or useful? Claws would be badass, but prehensile dreads would be pretty damn useful.

Credge · 03-05-2008, 02:51 AM

Claws are infinitely more useful. You could use them to cut fruit, to do deadly one-inch punches, to pick your nose, to pick others noses, to scratch an itch, to climb walls, finger bang, tooth pick...

Dreads just refill your pipe.

Skanky Butterpuss · 03-05-2008, 02:59 AM

i dunno, you could probably jerk off with prehensile dreads. and imagine the things you could do to your woman... try that shit with claws and youll be takin a bitch to the ER in a jiffy! plus the dreads could make you better at video games, playing instruments, could help you get the dishes done quicker (which is actually a moot point because with all the things youll be doing to your lady, she would be doing the dishes and cooking gourmet every night to keep you from leaving her to practice your talents on some hot young thang), etc.

claws would be badass, but the novelty would wear off, unless of course you had the healing abilities of wolverine as well, in which case you could use that shit to do all kinds of badass stuff. but just claws alone... not all that great. unless you have a freak bitch that likes being cut up while you fuck her... but even then, still not as useful as the prehensile dreads.

i have given this a lot of thought...

Hammock · 03-05-2008, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Credge

Dreads just refill your pipe.

Fuck ya! what are claws going to do? They're not even going to bust the bud up any good.

I'm with uber on this one, awesomely badass claws ftw.

For practicality the dreads would let me bind every damn button on my keyboard to a different bind. I could have script binds for anything and everything!... and still take hoots from my bong, all without lifting my hands off my precious arrow keys and mouse.

In today's age unless you planned on being a deviant and started killing people, I think the claws would draw some much unwanted attention.

KubeDawg · 03-05-2008, 05:03 AM

I can shotgun a beer a lot easier with retractable claws.

Credge · 03-05-2008, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammock

Fuck ya! what are claws going to do? They're not even going to bust the bud up any good.

I'm with uber on this one, awesomely badass claws ftw.

For practicality the dreads would let me bind every damn button on my keyboard to a different bind. I could have script binds for anything and everything!... and still take hoots from my bong, all without lifting my hands off my precious arrow keys and mouse.

In today's age unless you planned on being a deviant and started killing people, I think the claws would draw some much unwanted attention.

Claws get you rad-ass hair and black and yellow leather.

Nuk3m · 03-05-2008, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Vicious

But it's a debate going on in my apartment. Which would be better?

Retractable claws?

Prehensile dreads?

I'm sayin retractable claws. You could tear a mother fucka to shreads with them. What am I gonna do with prehensile dreads? Grab my bong with my hair? Lame.

lol claws ftw!

Jester · 03-05-2008, 07:11 AM

http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/...ostrider-3.jpg
If you are the bad guy from ghostrider(far right), you can have both.

Ihmhi · 03-05-2008, 10:34 AM

You can get through airport security with prehensile dreads.

Credge · 03-05-2008, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Ihmhi

You can get through airport security with prehensile dreads.

Not all claws are metal.

Vicious · 03-05-2008, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by uBeR

Badass or useful? Claws would be badass, but prehensile dreads would be pretty damn useful.

lol this is EXACTLY what my fiance said.

Ihmhi · 03-05-2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Credge

Not all claws are metal.

So they're... what, wooden? Plastic?

That would just work out great. Maybe you can give someone splinters.

Oh, tiger claws? Pfft, on a hand the size of a human, they're nothing more than glorified fingernails.

Hammock · 03-05-2008, 05:42 PM

People are adding to the proposed question, probably all keeping in mind Wolverine. But remember he didn't just have claws he had super healing ability. Could you imagine what metal retractable claws would do to your hands? The wounds would never heal first of all, probably get infected pretty quickly, especially if the claws were dirty when retracted. Could contract anything from aids to some form of poisoning. All in all probably leading to a very short life.

Plus (again basing it off of wolverine) he experienced intense pain everytime they came out, intense pain with no healing afterwards? not for me thanks.

If the question was who's power would you choose, Wolverine vs (I can't think of a guy to be honest with prehensile dreads) my vote would definately be for Wolverine

Vicious · 03-05-2008, 05:44 PM

No, I'm talkin about like stronger sharper nails. Like a cat just better suited for a human.

fishBurger · 03-05-2008, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Credge

Claws get you rad-ass hair

I'm not concerned with the radness of my ass hair.

But I'm not a fan of dreads on white guys.

I'd probably choose neither, because they're both kinda gay.

Vicious · 03-05-2008, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ihmhi

So they're... what, wooden? Plastic?

That would just work out great. Maybe you can give someone splinters.

Oh, tiger claws? Pfft, on a hand the size of a human, they're nothing more than glorified fingernails.

Credge · 03-05-2008, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ihmhi

So they're... what, wooden? Plastic?

That would just work out great. Maybe you can give someone splinters.

Oh, tiger claws? Pfft, on a hand the size of a human, they're nothing more than glorified fingernails.

I dunno. Bone would be nice.

Like teeth on your hand.

Except more like tusks.

That are claws.

Circuitous · 03-06-2008, 09:46 PM

As Millia Rage has proven, prehensile hair (in this case, dreads) would be badass.

As Meg Griffin has proven, just having claws is sad.

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03-04-2008, 11:29 PM	#1
Vicious Nothing left to believe in Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Ok... this is gonna sound stupid But it's a debate going on in my apartment. Which would be better? Retractable claws? Prehensile dreads? I'm sayin retractable claws. You could tear a mother fucka to shreads with them. What am I gonna do with prehensile dreads? Grab my bong with my hair? Lame.

03-04-2008, 11:48 PM	#2
Innoc Hitman 2 1 Actual Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: "Oscar Mike" Gametype: FPS or RTS (just say NO to MMO) Affiliations: Your Mom Posts Rated Helpful 8 Times	Claws ftw __________________ Mooga on Obama: He can cut taxes. Actually do something useful. Punch Nancy Pelosi in the face. Just to name a few. You eventually run out of other people's money to spend.

03-05-2008, 02:42 AM	#3
uBeR Not ****** Yet D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Badass or useful? Claws would be badass, but prehensile dreads would be pretty damn useful. __________________ OCCUPATION 101. *One would think a simple task would be, well, simple. Maybe not for simpletons.*

03-05-2008, 02:51 AM	#4
Credge FF Loremaster Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 4 Times	Claws are infinitely more useful. You could use them to cut fruit, to do deadly one-inch punches, to pick your nose, to pick others noses, to scratch an itch, to climb walls, finger bang, tooth pick... Dreads just refill your pipe. __________________ "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" Ronald Reagan

03-05-2008, 02:59 AM	#5
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	i dunno, you could probably jerk off with prehensile dreads. and imagine the things you could do to your woman... try that shit with claws and youll be takin a bitch to the ER in a jiffy! plus the dreads could make you better at video games, playing instruments, could help you get the dishes done quicker (which is actually a moot point because with all the things youll be doing to your lady, she would be doing the dishes and cooking gourmet every night to keep you from leaving her to practice your talents on some hot young thang), etc. claws would be badass, but the novelty would wear off, unless of course you had the healing abilities of wolverine as well, in which case you could use that shit to do all kinds of badass stuff. but just claws alone... not all that great. unless you have a freak bitch that likes being cut up while you fuck her... but even then, still not as useful as the prehensile dreads. i have given this a lot of thought... __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

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Jester Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Class/Position: O: Scout Affiliations: {NFO} - New Family Order Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/...ostrider-3.jpg If you are the bad guy from ghostrider(far right), you can have both.

03-05-2008, 10:34 AM	#11
Ihmhi [AE] 0112 Ihmhi SJB Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Newark, NJ, United States Class/Position: A little bit o' everythin' Gametype: Also a little bit o' everythin' Affiliations: [AE] Asseater, SJB Straight Jacket Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	You can get through airport security with prehensile dreads. __________________ Support FF: Anime: The Thread: Reloaded The one and only anime thread on these here forums. Select the pistol, and then, select your horse.

03-05-2008, 05:42 PM	#15
Hammock D&A Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	People are adding to the proposed question, probably all keeping in mind Wolverine. But remember he didn't just have claws he had super healing ability. Could you imagine what metal retractable claws would do to your hands? The wounds would never heal first of all, probably get infected pretty quickly, especially if the claws were dirty when retracted. Could contract anything from aids to some form of poisoning. All in all probably leading to a very short life. Plus (again basing it off of wolverine) he experienced intense pain everytime they came out, intense pain with no healing afterwards? not for me thanks. If the question was who's power would you choose, Wolverine vs (I can't think of a guy to be honest with prehensile dreads) my vote would definately be for Wolverine

03-05-2008, 05:44 PM	#16
Vicious Nothing left to believe in Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	No, I'm talkin about like stronger sharper nails. Like a cat just better suited for a human.

03-06-2008, 09:46 PM	#20
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	As Millia Rage has proven, prehensile hair (in this case, dreads) would be badass. As Meg Griffin has proven, just having claws is sad. __________________ Look at all those dead links. Last edited by Circuitous; 03-06-2008 at 10:03 PM.

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