You laugh, you lose! - Page 169

Skanky Butterpuss · 01-10-2011, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elmo

Code:

string Name()
{
  Date = world.curDate
  if (Date >= 1939 & Date <= 1945)
  {
    Return("Spitfire")
  }
}

lost

GenghisTron · 01-11-2011, 01:35 AM

**Ricey** · 01-11-2011, 07:09 AM

http://gizmodo.com/5729367/is-this-t...yline=true&s=i

Quote:

Perhaps it's because we've seen so many thefts here at Giz that are worthy of being turned into films, that everything else pales into insignificance. On second thought—nah, this cellphone thief really is that dumb.

Picture the scene: it's a Walmart in Nampa, Idaho, and a nameless victim—let's call him Fred—has just bought a new smartphone. Busy downloading apps before he barely has time to take the plastic wrapping off the phone, he doesn't see Brian Westerfield approaching. But he does notice when Westerfield steals his smartphone right from under his nose, Seesmic app probably still downloading.

Fred does what any normal app-denied person would do, and calls the cops. What follows is a remarkably simple sting, where the police phoned the thief (handily, they knew his number thanks to Fred), and posed as a potential buyer. Now, what I'd like to know is what Westerfield thought when someone called him on his recently-stolen phone, trying to buy it. Didn't it occur to him that the only person who'd know that number—and that the phone was stolen—is most likely the owner?

According to Sergeant Mike Wagoner, they "dickered over the price for the phone and so when the suspect did show up the police obviously were there to meet him."

Adding insult to Westerfield's injury, when they moved forward to arrest him, he attempted to run off but tripped and faceplanted right there and then. He's now facing five years of prison, if convicted. And our boy Fred is back, busy filling up his phone's memory with apps like a true soldier.

The thief's name is Chef.

Paft · 01-11-2011, 10:18 PM

YouTube

GenghisTron · 01-12-2011, 03:25 AM

GenghisTron · 01-12-2011, 08:44 AM

YouTube

so much bacon....

**Bully** · 01-14-2011, 09:18 PM

YouTube

Iggy · 01-14-2011, 10:10 PM

Ok.... I lost!

Paft · 01-14-2011, 11:37 PM

YouTube

Pixel · 01-14-2011, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elmo

Code:

string Name()
{
  Date = world.curDate
  if (Date >= 1939 & Date <= 1945)
  {
    Return("Spitfire")
  }
}

I don't understand, but isn't that wrong? It won't return anything if the date is not within the range.

GenghisTron · 01-15-2011, 03:34 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFfJ4ZC1AtA

KubeDawg · 01-15-2011, 03:54 AM

To be fair, he was in prison for like 12 years. Great show btw.

GenghisTron · 01-15-2011, 08:19 AM

YouTube

KubeDawg · 01-15-2011, 09:24 AM

Hah I remember this shit! u could tell that chick in the background was just crackin up. The 2nd guy that walks in the door has the funniest one.

Here's more goofy people laughing:

YouTube

YouTube

Lost · 01-15-2011, 02:47 PM

I did not lose Koob. Fix that.

KubeDawg · 01-15-2011, 08:49 PM

2:00 onward on the first video didn't make you lose? Shit man I was on the floor.

Bridget · 01-16-2011, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixel

I don't understand, but isn't that wrong? It won't return anything if the date is not within the range.

Code:

function hint() { return "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrmf283dSXw"; }

**Elmo** · 01-16-2011, 12:21 AM

exactly Bridget!

I heard my mate listening to it over skype and then he typed that to me. Amused me and decided to share - wasn't sure if anyone else would find it amusing though (or make the connection)

**Elmo** · 01-22-2011, 04:49 PM

http://wordsmith.org/anagram/hof.html

loads of material for laughing there

**Ricey** · 01-22-2011, 10:49 PM

YouTube

01-11-2011, 01:35 AM	#3362
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01-12-2011, 03:25 AM	#3365
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01-15-2011, 03:34 AM	#3371
GenghisTron AKA LittleAndroidMan D&A Member Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Dystopia Class/Position: Demo/Medic Gametype: CTF Affiliations: [TALOS] [SR] Posts Rated Helpful 11 Times	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFfJ4ZC1AtA __________________ The Catacombs Steam Last.fm Last edited by GenghisTron; 01-15-2011 at 03:35 AM.

01-15-2011, 03:54 AM	#3372
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	To be fair, he was in prison for like 12 years. Great show btw. __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

01-15-2011, 02:47 PM	#3375
Lost Fear teh crowbar. Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oklahoma Gametype: CTF ftw, yeh Posts Rated Helpful 6 Times	I did not lose Koob. Fix that. __________________ Do what you want cuz a pirate is free! You are a pirate!

01-15-2011, 08:49 PM	#3376
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	2:00 onward on the first video didn't make you lose? Shit man I was on the floor. __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

01-16-2011, 12:21 AM	#3378
Elmo Gets tickled by FF Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: UK Class/Position: Med Solly HW Gametype: Any/CTF Posts Rated Helpful 41 Times	exactly Bridget! I heard my mate listening to it over skype and then he typed that to me. Amused me and decided to share - wasn't sure if anyone else would find it amusing though (or make the connection) __________________ Support FF: Done: ff_monkey Done: ff_bases Done: ff_warpath Forever Doing: ff_medieval (beta#99999999) Last edited by Elmo; 01-16-2011 at 12:22 AM.

01-22-2011, 04:49 PM	#3379
Elmo Gets tickled by FF Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: UK Class/Position: Med Solly HW Gametype: Any/CTF Posts Rated Helpful 41 Times	http://wordsmith.org/anagram/hof.html loads of material for laughing there __________________ Support FF: Done: ff_monkey Done: ff_bases Done: ff_warpath Forever Doing: ff_medieval (beta#99999999)

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