(HORSEPORN) The Official "Words of Wisdom" Thread

Iggy · 03-03-2009, 12:58 AM

Ok, the point of this thread, is to pass on some tidbit of wisdom you have heard/learned at some point in your life. If you know the source of the wisdom, give credit.... if not, put it as "unknown". I'll start:

"Never get stoned and then attempt pilates." -Me.

"Never ask your girlfriend to hold onto your pants, while you lean out the window of a car moving in excess of 80mph in an attempt to grab a road cone." -Me.

"Boy, there's more than one way to skin a cat, and the best way is to boil the little bastard." -An old man said to me when I was a child.

uBeR · 03-03-2009, 01:56 AM

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill together. Ever.

zSilver_Fox · 03-03-2009, 03:12 AM

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” - Bruce Lee

FrenchToast · 03-03-2009, 04:40 AM

Don't sit in the passenger seat when your idiot friend just bought a new Mitsubishi Lancer Evo.

GeoKill-----> · 03-03-2009, 07:15 AM

If you have to eat ramen, please eat it with a fork rather than a spoon.

R00Kie · 03-03-2009, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by GeoKill----->

If you have to eat ramen, please eat it with Chopsticks rather than a spoon.

fix'd

Shadow00Caster · 03-03-2009, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GeoKill----->

If you have to eat ramen, please eat it with a fork rather than a spoon.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .. thats only funny in a secret way.

Bridget · 03-03-2009, 06:37 PM

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If you have to eat AUTHENTIC ramen, please eat it with Chopsticks rather than a spoon.

Fixed, yet again.

Ihmhi · 03-03-2009, 10:14 PM

"...have a plan to kill everyone you meet." -TF2 Sniper

I really do live by this. If you've ever met me I've considered what's around that can be used as a weapon if I have to.

Iggy · 03-03-2009, 10:17 PM

In the right hands, ANYTHING can be a weapon.

reaper18 · 03-03-2009, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Iggy

In the right hands, ANYTHING can be a weapon.

especially those hands

Ihmhi · 03-03-2009, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Iggy

In the right hands, ANYTHING can be a weapon.

True. I had a discussion like this in my spanish class. Someone said something like they were worried about me bringing in weapons into the school, but in a much less polite way. (Something like, "I'm scared yo cracka ass is gonna shoot this place tha fuck up.)

Now, my Spanish teacher was a cool dude and he knew I wasn't the kind of guy to do that. So... I said, "I already have weapons here." I assured them that I didn't have guns or knifes.

So they said "Wha...?" basically. I took my pen and held it with the point down, my thumb on the back of it. (Kind of like holding a joystick.) I put my backpack on my desk and I stabbed the pen through it really hard. That got the point across.

I also added "Not to mention how much it would hurt if I smacked you across the face with my Trigonemtry book..."

[AE] 82694 · 03-03-2009, 11:43 PM

Now I'm scared.

Shadow00Caster · 03-04-2009, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Ihmhi

I also added "Not to mention how much it would hurt if I smacked you across the face with my Trigonemtry book..."

This is where we call his BS, we all know Ihmhi is too stupid for Trigonometry.

SizeableSSonic · 03-04-2009, 03:19 AM

For there to be good, there has to be evil.

**Crazycarl** · 03-04-2009, 03:45 AM

His school can only afford trigonemtry books. In trigonemtry you just learn to draw triangles.

Ihmhi · 03-04-2009, 08:53 AM

Hey, I was smart enough to take the class. I failed on account of I cut 95% of the time. I really didn't care about school at that point in my life.

BinaryLife · 03-04-2009, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Shadow00Caster

This is where we call his BS, we all know Ihmhi is too stupid for Trigonometry.

He wasn't studying he just bought the book in case some idiot tried to jump him.

MonoXideAtWork · 03-04-2009, 03:40 PM

Rule # 1 : Always carry a knife
Rule # 2: Never underestimate your opponent
Rule # 3: Never mess with a Marine's coffee.

-Gibbs

Icculus · 03-04-2009, 05:00 PM

Everything in moderation, including moderation. (I first heard that from my grandfather but i'm sure it has been said before).

Don't breathe underwater

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Silence is golden

If you want to save the world, start with yourself.

-Icculus

03-03-2009, 01:56 AM	#2
uBeR Not ****** Yet D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Minnesota Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill together. Ever. __________________ OCCUPATION 101. *One would think a simple task would be, well, simple. Maybe not for simpletons.*

03-03-2009, 03:12 AM	#3
zSilver_Fox IRL Combat Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ethanol Land Class/Position: D Medic Gametype: Conca Jumping Affiliations: ^iv Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” - Bruce Lee __________________ I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam... First infraction! Flaming!

03-03-2009, 04:40 AM	#4
FrenchToast The 1337est D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Omagosh Canada. Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Don't sit in the passenger seat when your idiot friend just bought a new Mitsubishi Lancer Evo. __________________ James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had' ; 'had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

03-03-2009, 07:15 AM	#5
GeoKill-----> Community Member Server Owner Beta Tester Forum Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hawthorne, California Class/Position: Soldier/Spy/Scout Gametype: AvD Affiliations: :e0:Eternal Order Leader Posts Rated Helpful 12 Times	If you have to eat ramen, please eat it with a fork rather than a spoon. __________________ Fortress-Forever Guides All Your Mapping Needs :e0: Will live on Forever Support FF:

03-03-2009, 10:14 PM	#9
Ihmhi [AE] 0112 Ihmhi SJB Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Newark, NJ, United States Class/Position: A little bit o' everythin' Gametype: Also a little bit o' everythin' Affiliations: [AE] Asseater, SJB Straight Jacket Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	"...have a plan to kill everyone you meet." -TF2 Sniper I really do live by this. If you've ever met me I've considered what's around that can be used as a weapon if I have to. __________________ Support FF: Anime: The Thread: Reloaded The one and only anime thread on these here forums. Select the pistol, and then, select your horse.

03-03-2009, 11:43 PM	#13
[AE] 82694 Retired FF Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Now I'm scared. __________________ I Love GenghisTron . I miss you sooooo Much. LOL.

03-04-2009, 03:19 AM	#15
SizeableSSonic Joystick Junkie D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: I know where YOU live! Class/Position: Engineer or Sniper Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	For there to be good, there has to be evil. __________________ I like chocolate milk.

03-04-2009, 03:45 AM	#16
Crazycarl D&A Member Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 31 Times	His school can only afford trigonemtry books. In trigonemtry you just learn to draw triangles. __________________ Support FF:

03-04-2009, 08:53 AM	#17
Ihmhi [AE] 0112 Ihmhi SJB Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Newark, NJ, United States Class/Position: A little bit o' everythin' Gametype: Also a little bit o' everythin' Affiliations: [AE] Asseater, SJB Straight Jacket Brigade Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	Hey, I was smart enough to take the class. I failed on account of I cut 95% of the time. I really didn't care about school at that point in my life. __________________ Support FF: Anime: The Thread: Reloaded The one and only anime thread on these here forums. Select the pistol, and then, select your horse.

03-04-2009, 03:40 PM	#19
MonoXideAtWork Pub Allstar! Beta Tester Join Date: Aug 2008 Class/Position: under en kvinna Gametype: Capture the Flag Affiliations: Eternal Order, Must be h4x, Mono's happy funtime. Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Rule # 1 : Always carry a knife Rule # 2: Never underestimate your opponent Rule # 3: Never mess with a Marine's coffee. -Gibbs

03-04-2009, 05:00 PM	#20
Icculus D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Hampshire Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Everything in moderation, including moderation. (I first heard that from my grandfather but i'm sure it has been said before). Don't breathe underwater Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. Silence is golden If you want to save the world, start with yourself. -Icculus

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