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Old 03-27-2008, 05:49 AM   #1
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Excuse me, do you have a huge penis? Survey, for my project.

As title states.

For all intensive purposes, I am looking for a size to size (physical body size) comparison. There may or may not be a secondary survey after this one.

If you guys are shy.. uh.. I dunno, someone show me how to make a poll. Or create a new account, and post with that.

Thank yas.
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:09 AM   #2
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With my trusty ruler friend, My penis lenght is 7 inches and 3/4.
I'm 6'4 and 213lbs.

I'm not ashamed of anything. NOTHING!
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Old 03-27-2008, 01:33 PM   #3
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is this for your interest or are you doing something for school, cuz i can tell you the results...

there's a very small relationship between height and schlong size, small but its there.
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Old 03-27-2008, 04:07 PM   #4
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You're asking a group of guys on an online gaming forum to divulge their height/weight and penis size...

A) Kinda creepy...
B) People are going to lie, therefore your results will be skewed
C) Still creepy...
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Old 03-27-2008, 04:24 PM   #5
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Will e-penis size do?
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Old 03-27-2008, 04:43 PM   #6
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Old 03-27-2008, 04:51 PM   #7
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My ruler isn't big enough to count.
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Old 03-27-2008, 05:55 PM   #8
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Some quotes from quite a few females I've talked to:

"It does matter, but not in the way guys think it does."
"As long as you do the 'work', it usually doesn't matter."
"I've never not been satisfied about size, it's always how I feel during."
"If the effort is greater than the stick, then I don't care about his dick."
"Her heart is more sensitive than... down there."

From a doctor:
"There's enough nerve endings on a woman's genitalia to make size matter only in the way of being too small or far too large."

So, to conclude, as long as you're making the effort to get her going, your size is going to matter very little as most sizes feel the same to a female when she's aroused. Too small is obviously going to be a bit... well. Too big will obviously hurt, regardless of her state of arousal.

So whats the real reason men obsess over penis size? The answer, as far as I see it: to impress other MEN.
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:00 PM   #9
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:12 PM   #10
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well I'm not shy at all and lying seems stupid considering it's an internet forum...but alas I am at work so you must wait.
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:19 PM   #11
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:29 PM   #12
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I'm 5'10" ish and I have a 3 inch penis.....











AROUND... you do the math.


In all seriousness though, the first thing I thought after seeing this was, wow... who actually measures their dick? If I had to guess, which I do, I would honestly say somewhere between 7.5" and 8.25" depending on my mood. And yes, there is a difference in your moods.
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Old 03-27-2008, 06:49 PM   #14
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Old 03-27-2008, 07:39 PM   #16
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Lol, hard.

Well, didn't work out exactly as I'd hoped.. should've seen that coming.. >_> At least I get to wait on Satan- thanks to everyone else, so far.
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Old 03-27-2008, 08:20 PM   #17
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My penis is like a half eaten twizzler. You do the math.
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:53 AM   #18
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Old 03-28-2008, 04:09 AM   #19
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Yeah, no big deal about it, really...

As long as you HAVE one, that's good enough.

If you DON'T have one, for any reason to include Lorena Bobbitish ones, then THAT's the real problem!
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