Don't you hate...

KubeDawg · 10-31-2007, 02:49 AM

Ok, don't start shit about how TF2 sucks or how you think Chris Crocker is your hero, this is about personal shit, take it as you will, I'll start off:

Don't you hate when your nut hairs get stuck in between your undies and it starts fuckin pullin on that shit? Talk about OUCH...

Or when your nut's are so sweaty, they stick to one of your legs?

Continue...

YomMamasHouse · 10-31-2007, 03:12 AM

When you do a cannonball off a diving board and one of your nuts gets stuck in between your legs in mid air and so when you hit the water it feels like it is being crushed and you wanna puke.

liN · 10-31-2007, 03:13 AM

Or when your nuts stick between your legs and when you sit down you actually sit on your sack

Scuzzy · 10-31-2007, 03:26 AM

What... What would ya say, ya do here?

[AE] 82694 · 10-31-2007, 04:14 AM

Or when your 9 yr old jumps on your lap when your not paying attention and his knee lands right on the fucking nut sack!

GeoKill-----> · 10-31-2007, 04:42 AM

Or when a chick is sucking on your nuts then she decides to bite it.

barronofhellion · 10-31-2007, 04:56 AM

i think this thread should be named pain in the nutz ... but to add to it , dont you hate when your swinging a 8lb sledge hammer at work and your hand slips and the handle smashes your nuts ? X( i know i do

Teh Hwoling Manz · 10-31-2007, 05:07 AM

don't you hate airline food

lol fgts

zSilver_Fox · 10-31-2007, 05:41 AM

I hate airlines in general though.

Don't you hate internet debating?

SoBe Green · 10-31-2007, 05:55 AM

Don't you hate it when no matter how hard you try every cable, cord, and wire within 5 inches of each other will automatically attach and twist to each other like hippies on LSD?

KubeDawg · 10-31-2007, 05:58 AM

Actually, I can give you 10 good reasons why internet debating would be beneficial, but since you hat eit so much, I won't get into it...

I hate when I haven't gotten enough sleep, my contacts are bugging me the next morning, and I feel drowsy the entire day at work..

I also hate the fact that I don't have any of these: Sex, Money, and Power.

Don't you hate when your little brother comes up to you one day and asks, "Hey bro, what's the capital of Thailand?" and as you try to guess, he yells, "BANGCOK!" And kicks you swiftly in the nut sack?

TheWetMule · 10-31-2007, 07:32 AM

The bangkok joke is old and stopped around here after some kid got knifed for doing it, still a great one though :P.

Don't you hate it when you're playing rugby and managed to get 6 swift kicks to the sack within 15 minutes. DAMN YOU PEOPLE.

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 10-31-2007, 08:44 AM

Don't you hate it when you're having sex and all of a sudden you nut decides to "bud in" - talk about pain!

Hawk Eye · 10-31-2007, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scuzzy

What... What would ya say, ya do here?

Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

YomMamasHouse · 10-31-2007, 02:35 PM

It seems the majority of hatred from males comes from pain inflicted on their testicles so far.

Innoc · 10-31-2007, 02:54 PM

What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 10-31-2007, 03:07 PM

Hand 'm out?

Hammock · 10-31-2007, 03:15 PM

Don't you hate when you're walking up stairs, but misjudge your footing for the next step, your foot slips on the very edge of the step, sending you into a face plant on the steps above you... quite possibly injuring your nuts in the process.

Cheers,
Hammock

KubeDawg · 10-31-2007, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk Eye

Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

You sir are my hero.

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 10-31-2007, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock

Don't you hate when you're walking up stairs, but misjudge your footing for the next step, your foot slips on the very edge of the step, sending you into a face plant on the steps above you... quite possibly injuring your nuts in the process.

Cheers,
Hammock

Yeah that happened to me once, I now have one false tooth.
It was kind of funny to see half my tooth fly trough the air tough...

Don't you just hate it when at work you're surfing and the next day they block your favorite site trough the proxy server?

10-31-2007, 02:49 AM	#1
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	Don't you hate... Ok, don't start shit about how TF2 sucks or how you think Chris Crocker is your hero, this is about personal shit, take it as you will, I'll start off: Don't you hate when your nut hairs get stuck in between your undies and it starts fuckin pullin on that shit? Talk about OUCH... Or when your nut's are so sweaty, they stick to one of your legs? Continue... __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

10-31-2007, 03:26 AM	#4
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10-31-2007, 04:14 AM	#5
[AE] 82694 Retired FF Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Or when your 9 yr old jumps on your lap when your not paying attention and his knee lands right on the fucking nut sack! __________________ I Love GenghisTron . I miss you sooooo Much. LOL.

10-31-2007, 04:42 AM	#6
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10-31-2007, 05:41 AM	#9
zSilver_Fox IRL Combat Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ethanol Land Class/Position: D Medic Gametype: Conca Jumping Affiliations: ^iv Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I hate airlines in general though. Don't you hate internet debating? __________________ I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam... First infraction! Flaming!

10-31-2007, 03:12 AM	#2
YomMamasHouse Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Your Mom's House Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	When you do a cannonball off a diving board and one of your nuts gets stuck in between your legs in mid air and so when you hit the water it feels like it is being crushed and you wanna puke.

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liN Valid XHTML 1.0! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Philadelphia, PA Class/Position: Offense: Scout/Medic. Defense: Solly Gametype: AVD Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Or when your nuts stick between your legs and when you sit down you actually sit on your sack

10-31-2007, 04:56 AM	#7
barronofhellion Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	i think this thread should be named pain in the nutz ... but to add to it , dont you hate when your swinging a 8lb sledge hammer at work and your hand slips and the handle smashes your nuts ? X( i know i do

10-31-2007, 05:07 AM	#8
Teh Hwoling Manz Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Stan Mikita's Donuts Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	don't you hate airline food lol fgts

10-31-2007, 05:55 AM	#10
SoBe Green SoBe Yourself Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Russellville, AR Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Don't you hate it when no matter how hard you try every cable, cord, and wire within 5 inches of each other will automatically attach and twist to each other like hippies on LSD?

10-31-2007, 05:58 AM	#11
KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	Actually, I can give you 10 good reasons why internet debating would be beneficial, but since you hat eit so much, I won't get into it... I hate when I haven't gotten enough sleep, my contacts are bugging me the next morning, and I feel drowsy the entire day at work.. I also hate the fact that I don't have any of these: Sex, Money, and Power. Don't you hate when your little brother comes up to you one day and asks, "Hey bro, what's the capital of Thailand?" and as you try to guess, he yells, "BANGCOK!" And kicks you swiftly in the nut sack? __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

10-31-2007, 07:32 AM	#12
TheWetMule Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: England, Midlands Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	The bangkok joke is old and stopped around here after some kid got knifed for doing it, still a great one though :P. Don't you hate it when you're playing rugby and managed to get 6 swift kicks to the sack within 15 minutes. DAMN YOU PEOPLE.

10-31-2007, 08:44 AM	#13
פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ Annoying people since 1986 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Belgium a.k.a. absurdistan Class/Position: O fatty, pyro - D engy, pyro Gametype: CTF Affiliations: This space for rent. Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Don't you hate it when you're having sex and all of a sudden you nut decides to "bud in" - talk about pain!

10-31-2007, 02:35 PM	#15
YomMamasHouse Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Your Mom's House Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	It seems the majority of hatred from males comes from pain inflicted on their testicles so far.

10-31-2007, 02:54 PM	#16
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פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ Annoying people since 1986 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Belgium a.k.a. absurdistan Class/Position: O fatty, pyro - D engy, pyro Gametype: CTF Affiliations: This space for rent. Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Hand 'm out?

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Hammock D&A Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	Don't you hate when you're walking up stairs, but misjudge your footing for the next step, your foot slips on the very edge of the step, sending you into a face plant on the steps above you... quite possibly injuring your nuts in the process. Cheers, Hammock

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