TO: Members of the Yellow Brotherhood of Llamas - Page 95

DarkeN_HellspawN · 06-21-2010, 08:37 PM

And she is an official yellow brotherhood member. We met in Brazil where we had drinks and I had explained to her the prophecy and how her cooter was a gift from the sun. She was nervous and she seemed withdrawled at times since she was surrounded by 10 brotherhood members. She ended up agreeing to join the cause after dancing naked for our table at Taco Bell. It was awesome until her hips knocked over the habinero dipping sauce into my eyes.

Dh

DarkeN_HellspawN · 06-22-2010, 09:54 PM

I was staring at a decked out muslim man on the bus early this morning on the hall to work and of course being the person I am I stared for 10 minutes in a non-violent stare before I approached him. This process helps loosen up the interviewe. I told him my name and he told me is. I ask him how long in the USA. 10 years hew said. I asked why had he chose to come here and he said to be free and to live the american dream. I told him that if he was so free why did he still wear the get-up like he was in the middle east. He mentioned that his people all dressed like that and I explained that if wanted to be free why was he a slave to their dress codes. He mentioned it was Allah's will to dress that way and I mentioned that no where in the Koran does Allah mention to wear middle eastern garb but he did mention beards for the men to keep and he was clean shaven. He took some offense and smiled that he was a proud muslim and asked if I was a christian and I explained I was and I answered his questions. I ask about how he felt about terrorism and he said it all depends on the side of view. I explained that was a good explanation of it but that I tended to stay with the winning side. The conversation went down from there when my last words to him before moving seats was that The Yellow Brotherhood will be watching. It was like out of some movie and I would have won an oscar for that. I then started to hum the new Yellow Brotherhood theme song.

Dh

Paft · 06-23-2010, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ

Shit, I've been away for a year and this guy is STILL Here?

Genious!

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"It was awesome until her hips knocked over the habinero dipping sauce into my eyes." Haha

You should write books Darken.

DarkeN_HellspawN · 06-24-2010, 02:39 AM

Now I just convert books into movies. I turned down A Catcher in the Rye because I didn't want to direct a porno based on gays. I don't hate gay people but making a movie about the catcher is fooking sick to me. I did a Sound of Music short film drunk but I missed my plane and ended up in Applachia. I hate screaming like a pig. Anyhoos I am on the next disney project with hannah montana. It is a story about a stupid bitch who meets a guy and she is still a stupid bitch. Classic

Dh

DarkeN_HellspawN · 06-24-2010, 02:44 PM

It seems that the stupid bitch that goes home to find her stupid bitch roots while in the mean time means a stupid bitch of a guy who falls in love with the stupid bitch has been done to death. I proposed a rewrite that consisted of the stupid bitch coming home to fall in love with another stupid bitch which made them a lesbian stupid bitch couple who both get pregant by each other since they are stupid bitch hermaphrodites and then their two daddies live off of their earnings from pimping them out to circus shows and carnivals. The plot has never been done before and when presented to Billy Ray it came to blows where I left with a black eye and him a crushed right testicle.

Dh

Paft · 06-24-2010, 05:08 PM

Oh dear. Sorry to hear that.

DarkeN_HellspawN · 06-26-2010, 01:49 PM

Imagine life as an plate at dinner in which you have something spicy, something bland, something interesting and a side of shit on it. Where did the hot pile of steamy shit come from??? Who knows but someone or something served it to you. Now the yellow brotherhood is the bwhipped cream and the chocolate that gives you the option to put that on top of the shit in order to get it down better. Everyone has to eat shit now and again but it tastes better with the yellow brotherhood in your life. that is why you shoukd step up to the plate to hit the home run of eating shit that goes down better.

Join us.

Here is a list of alumni and famous member:

Marleen Brando
Jerry Sienfeeld
Paris Hiltun
Jackie Chauun

Dh

DarkeN_HellspawN · 06-28-2010, 01:29 PM

Gotta promote the hell out of it I do. I have proposed that the city of Chicago donates money to build an Offical "Yellow Brotherhood" campus. It will be the main center of higher education which will beat out our current space at the janitors closet in the shark display at the aquairum. Since my state is broke I am looking for a 5 billion dollar project that will span 40 acres and underground tunnels. I have hosted a bake sale the other day that netted 37.48 so we are well on our way.

Dh

Iggy · 06-29-2010, 01:49 AM

Darken, no bullshit... I've written a humour book and had it published.... you really should consider doing the same. I used my real name.... but you really don't have to.

DarkeN_HellspawN · 06-29-2010, 10:23 AM

Thank you for your vote of confidence my yellow brother from a different mother. I have thought about it at times and I have attempted in the past to write a book but it went nowhere. It seems that there is just a very small niche market for llama romance novels. The cover was the body of fabio with a Llama head that went around Ireland and the world impregnating hundreds of hott women with animal love to start a army of half breeds that would be very involved in politics, money and power. The book was well received until I was sued by the "Kennedy" family for copyrighted material. It seems that this was the exact way their family was created. Who in the fuck knew??? We all knew "Eddy" was animal like but a llama??? Also the graphic detail of a llama headed fabio money shot won me the best "Worded Money Shot by a Llama" award from the PETA award show. They asked how I did it and basically I explained. "I put the head of a dead llama over my own and acted out the scene beforehand. I had an explosion of applause and the sound of a few people throwing up.

Dh

DarkeN_HellspawN · 06-30-2010, 10:21 AM

The idea has been tossed around and according to my sources the yellow brotherhood has been nominated for a f'king Nobel Peace Prize for our work in FF weather it be in the game or PR work and for our making this shithole a better world here on Earth. I snubbed the awards last year when I nominated Megan Fox to receive the world because she brings peace worldy to aggressive males who are calmed down after watching her TFormers2 and jerking off through out the movie. She almost had it until Obama pulled in right in front of her. I screamed at the award panel and I posed the question and statement that the winner should be material you could stroke the rocket ship too. Of course we only had the one person from San Francisco raise their hand and giggle. *BARF*

Dh

DarkeN_HellspawN · 07-10-2010, 01:02 AM

Love it or hate it I have and so some of us all. It is the foundation of the economy. I had another slow dance with it at a dinner I attended with friends of their friends place. It was a beautiful huge house on the lake and I guess the hosts and the owner of the home had noticed my demeanor and my looks towards them so he approached me after and talked to me one on one while I was sitting by the shore. He said he could tell by my actions that I was envious of him which I thought was forthcoming so I explained truthfully that I was that I wanted his cars, his money and house. He explained that people should be happy for what they have and that jealousy can ruin many. I was intriqued since I mention that of course the rich want people not to be jealous. It is the jealous people that rise up to the occasion to take their piece of the pie from the rich and that it only takes someone hungrey enough to take it from him. I laughed as this would start the cycle over again and the cycle of greed will continue. People will take what they want at no cost. I explained that to dislike jealously is merely saying to people is that you are scared of losing what to have to someone like me.

He walked away wanting to end the conversation with his body language as I continued to let the greed in my eyes to focus on my piece of the pie.

Dh

DarkeN_HellspawN · 08-01-2010, 04:00 AM

I think it has been three weeks or some denomination of time where I have left the forums in search of the yellow mushy item in my chest with a cream center. Some may call that a fucking twinkie but I call it dh's heart. Now in this soul searching path I have realized a few things about myself and the yellow brotherhood. Here are a few of them.....

1. The Yellow Brotherhood members are the greatest fucking human beings ever to walk the earth next to the major players in the bible and the blue oyster cult.

2. I am way too sensitive and I need to start to do a better job sticking up for and promoting the Yellow B rotherhood to all.

3. I am asking myself and all to kick up recruitment again so visit your local nursing homes and shady neighborhoods. We need money and gunslingers.

With all of these new found hope and ideas I expect the Yellow Brotherhood to become something greater then it is now. Live the yellow dream!!!!

Dh

Etzell · 08-01-2010, 05:59 AM

DH likes Blue Oyster Cult? I would've pegged him as a Yellowcard guy.

DarkeN_HellspawN · 12-22-2010, 06:16 AM

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

I have stepped back into the realm where instead of the main enlightment portion of the Yellow Brotherhood I will move myself into the role as the leader. It is time I take the reigns to gain ranks again and supporters as the Yellow Brotherhood destiny unfolds into this place we call earth. It is times that the Yellow Brotherhood agains becomes the force it was always destined to me. The question I have now is...................who is Yellow and is willing to take on the world again? Who is ready to join us in our god given right?? Who is ready to become something greater then yourself alone....??? It is time.

FOR THE YELLOW BROTHERHOOD!!!!!!!!

dh

DarkeN_HellspawN · 12-28-2010, 11:20 AM

As it has be foretold we have started to see a flock of Hollywoods elite start to join the Brotherhood in preperation of the new year. Natalie Portman had dedicated her first baby to the Brotherhood and her new baby's girl name will be called Yellownesha. If it is a boy she is going to name him Brad. I have also been in talks with Amy Winehouse about joining and providing naked pictures of herself to all team members. Our membership ranks should start to swell after that initiative. I do want to let everyone know that drugs are bad unless they make you feel good and you can hold down a job. If you cannot hold down a job and you suck dick for drugs then they just may not be the thing for you. I would switch to eating twizzlers if I was you. With that said people that use drugs are more then welcome to join as long as they are not in charge of driving the Yellow Brotherhood Bus around after doing an 8ball of coke.

Now on to the good stuff. The fat red bastard known as Santa is a Red Gazelle and in being that the fat SOB did not bring me anything that I wanted for christmas. I asked for an planetary laser (For the Brotherhood of course) and I received a fucking nerf sniper rifle which is accurate for 40ft. 40 fucking feet isnt going to do in when we are fighting off some weird queer color from space such as sugar plum purple. I grow weary of the face of between me and Kris Kringle since he is always one step ahead. That is why this year in the summer we will mount our forces and attack the north pole in a stragetic battle to catch them off guard.

On for buisness. Our coffers are empty and have been for 2 years. We have tried many funding raising efforts but as of yet none of them have panned out to make any money. God forbid we thought we could make a dime playing FF. On that note I have joined the TALOS ranks since my older brother Skywalker is on the team. Since we are both way abouve the ages of 30 we needed another tool to bond.

dh

**Ricey** · 01-03-2011, 03:32 AM

*pisses on the Yellow Brotherhood*

R00Kie · 01-03-2011, 04:18 AM

You have finally crossed the line Ricey. This is the worst thing you could have ever done. You will be marked for life.

Iggy · 01-03-2011, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R00Ki3

You have finally crossed the line Ricey. This is the worst thing you could have ever done. You will be marked for life.

Mother nature took care of that the second the sperm hit the egg.

moosh · 01-03-2011, 01:37 PM

I shall defend my Red Gazelle brethren.

Stand back or I shall smite you!

06-21-2010, 08:37 PM	#1881
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	Shakira.......she is a goodess of the sun. And she is an official yellow brotherhood member. We met in Brazil where we had drinks and I had explained to her the prophecy and how her cooter was a gift from the sun. She was nervous and she seemed withdrawled at times since she was surrounded by 10 brotherhood members. She ended up agreeing to join the cause after dancing naked for our table at Taco Bell. It was awesome until her hips knocked over the habinero dipping sauce into my eyes. Dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

06-22-2010, 09:54 PM	#1882
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	interesting conversation.... I was staring at a decked out muslim man on the bus early this morning on the hall to work and of course being the person I am I stared for 10 minutes in a non-violent stare before I approached him. This process helps loosen up the interviewe. I told him my name and he told me is. I ask him how long in the USA. 10 years hew said. I asked why had he chose to come here and he said to be free and to live the american dream. I told him that if he was so free why did he still wear the get-up like he was in the middle east. He mentioned that his people all dressed like that and I explained that if wanted to be free why was he a slave to their dress codes. He mentioned it was Allah's will to dress that way and I mentioned that no where in the Koran does Allah mention to wear middle eastern garb but he did mention beards for the men to keep and he was clean shaven. He took some offense and smiled that he was a proud muslim and asked if I was a christian and I explained I was and I answered his questions. I ask about how he felt about terrorism and he said it all depends on the side of view. I explained that was a good explanation of it but that I tended to stay with the winning side. The conversation went down from there when my last words to him before moving seats was that The Yellow Brotherhood will be watching. It was like out of some movie and I would have won an oscar for that. I then started to hum the new Yellow Brotherhood theme song. Dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

06-24-2010, 02:39 AM	#1884
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	i used to write books and childrens novels..... Now I just convert books into movies. I turned down A Catcher in the Rye because I didn't want to direct a porno based on gays. I don't hate gay people but making a movie about the catcher is fooking sick to me. I did a Sound of Music short film drunk but I missed my plane and ended up in Applachia. I hate screaming like a pig. Anyhoos I am on the next disney project with hannah montana. It is a story about a stupid bitch who meets a guy and she is still a stupid bitch. Classic Dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

06-24-2010, 02:44 PM	#1885
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	my hannah montana project is off..... It seems that the stupid bitch that goes home to find her stupid bitch roots while in the mean time means a stupid bitch of a guy who falls in love with the stupid bitch has been done to death. I proposed a rewrite that consisted of the stupid bitch coming home to fall in love with another stupid bitch which made them a lesbian stupid bitch couple who both get pregant by each other since they are stupid bitch hermaphrodites and then their two daddies live off of their earnings from pimping them out to circus shows and carnivals. The plot has never been done before and when presented to Billy Ray it came to blows where I left with a black eye and him a crushed right testicle. Dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

06-24-2010, 05:08 PM	#1886
Paft Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: UK - http://forums.fortress-forever.com Class/Position: [O] Med Gametype: CTF/Skills Posts Rated Helpful 67 Times	Oh dear. Sorry to hear that. __________________ TFC Resource TFC/FF/TF2 customs at: ZZUBYTTIHS - www.tfcgaschamber.com - www.ozfortress.com - www.fpsbanana.com - mrclan.com - TFC Essentials Jan 2012

06-26-2010, 01:49 PM	#1887
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	what is the yellow brotherhood??? Imagine life as an plate at dinner in which you have something spicy, something bland, something interesting and a side of shit on it. Where did the hot pile of steamy shit come from??? Who knows but someone or something served it to you. Now the yellow brotherhood is the bwhipped cream and the chocolate that gives you the option to put that on top of the shit in order to get it down better. Everyone has to eat shit now and again but it tastes better with the yellow brotherhood in your life. that is why you shoukd step up to the plate to hit the home run of eating shit that goes down better. Join us. Here is a list of alumni and famous member: Marleen Brando Jerry Sienfeeld Paris Hiltun Jackie Chauun Dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3 Last edited by DarkeN_HellspawN; 06-26-2010 at 04:11 PM.

06-28-2010, 01:29 PM	#1888
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	the yellow brotherhood......... Gotta promote the hell out of it I do. I have proposed that the city of Chicago donates money to build an Offical "Yellow Brotherhood" campus. It will be the main center of higher education which will beat out our current space at the janitors closet in the shark display at the aquairum. Since my state is broke I am looking for a 5 billion dollar project that will span 40 acres and underground tunnels. I have hosted a bake sale the other day that netted 37.48 so we are well on our way. Dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

06-29-2010, 10:23 AM	#1890
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	a book....... Thank you for your vote of confidence my yellow brother from a different mother. I have thought about it at times and I have attempted in the past to write a book but it went nowhere. It seems that there is just a very small niche market for llama romance novels. The cover was the body of fabio with a Llama head that went around Ireland and the world impregnating hundreds of hott women with animal love to start a army of half breeds that would be very involved in politics, money and power. The book was well received until I was sued by the "Kennedy" family for copyrighted material. It seems that this was the exact way their family was created. Who in the fuck knew??? We all knew "Eddy" was animal like but a llama??? Also the graphic detail of a llama headed fabio money shot won me the best "Worded Money Shot by a Llama" award from the PETA award show. They asked how I did it and basically I explained. "I put the head of a dead llama over my own and acted out the scene beforehand. I had an explosion of applause and the sound of a few people throwing up. Dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3 Last edited by DarkeN_HellspawN; 06-29-2010 at 07:33 PM.

06-30-2010, 10:21 AM	#1891
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	the Nobel peace prize.... The idea has been tossed around and according to my sources the yellow brotherhood has been nominated for a f'king Nobel Peace Prize for our work in FF weather it be in the game or PR work and for our making this shithole a better world here on Earth. I snubbed the awards last year when I nominated Megan Fox to receive the world because she brings peace worldy to aggressive males who are calmed down after watching her TFormers2 and jerking off through out the movie. She almost had it until Obama pulled in right in front of her. I screamed at the award panel and I posed the question and statement that the winner should be material you could stroke the rocket ship too. Of course we only had the one person from San Francisco raise their hand and giggle. BARF Dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

07-10-2010, 01:02 AM	#1892
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	jealousy and greed...... Love it or hate it I have and so some of us all. It is the foundation of the economy. I had another slow dance with it at a dinner I attended with friends of their friends place. It was a beautiful huge house on the lake and I guess the hosts and the owner of the home had noticed my demeanor and my looks towards them so he approached me after and talked to me one on one while I was sitting by the shore. He said he could tell by my actions that I was envious of him which I thought was forthcoming so I explained truthfully that I was that I wanted his cars, his money and house. He explained that people should be happy for what they have and that jealousy can ruin many. I was intriqued since I mention that of course the rich want people not to be jealous. It is the jealous people that rise up to the occasion to take their piece of the pie from the rich and that it only takes someone hungrey enough to take it from him. I laughed as this would start the cycle over again and the cycle of greed will continue. People will take what they want at no cost. I explained that to dislike jealously is merely saying to people is that you are scared of losing what to have to someone like me. He walked away wanting to end the conversation with his body language as I continued to let the greed in my eyes to focus on my piece of the pie. Dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

08-01-2010, 04:00 AM	#1893
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	its been a long time.... I think it has been three weeks or some denomination of time where I have left the forums in search of the yellow mushy item in my chest with a cream center. Some may call that a fucking twinkie but I call it dh's heart. Now in this soul searching path I have realized a few things about myself and the yellow brotherhood. Here are a few of them..... 1. The Yellow Brotherhood members are the greatest fucking human beings ever to walk the earth next to the major players in the bible and the blue oyster cult. 2. I am way too sensitive and I need to start to do a better job sticking up for and promoting the Yellow B rotherhood to all. 3. I am asking myself and all to kick up recruitment again so visit your local nursing homes and shady neighborhoods. We need money and gunslingers. With all of these new found hope and ideas I expect the Yellow Brotherhood to become something greater then it is now. Live the yellow dream!!!! Dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

08-01-2010, 05:59 AM	#1894
Etzell D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	DH likes Blue Oyster Cult? I would've pegged him as a Yellowcard guy.

12-22-2010, 06:16 AM	#1895
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	Here is an Early Xmas present to all................................ IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! I have stepped back into the realm where instead of the main enlightment portion of the Yellow Brotherhood I will move myself into the role as the leader. It is time I take the reigns to gain ranks again and supporters as the Yellow Brotherhood destiny unfolds into this place we call earth. It is times that the Yellow Brotherhood agains becomes the force it was always destined to me. The question I have now is...................who is Yellow and is willing to take on the world again? Who is ready to join us in our god given right?? Who is ready to become something greater then yourself alone....??? It is time. FOR THE YELLOW BROTHERHOOD!!!!!!!! dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

12-28-2010, 11:20 AM	#1896
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	The day is upon us............. As it has be foretold we have started to see a flock of Hollywoods elite start to join the Brotherhood in preperation of the new year. Natalie Portman had dedicated her first baby to the Brotherhood and her new baby's girl name will be called Yellownesha. If it is a boy she is going to name him Brad. I have also been in talks with Amy Winehouse about joining and providing naked pictures of herself to all team members. Our membership ranks should start to swell after that initiative. I do want to let everyone know that drugs are bad unless they make you feel good and you can hold down a job. If you cannot hold down a job and you suck dick for drugs then they just may not be the thing for you. I would switch to eating twizzlers if I was you. With that said people that use drugs are more then welcome to join as long as they are not in charge of driving the Yellow Brotherhood Bus around after doing an 8ball of coke. Now on to the good stuff. The fat red bastard known as Santa is a Red Gazelle and in being that the fat SOB did not bring me anything that I wanted for christmas. I asked for an planetary laser (For the Brotherhood of course) and I received a fucking nerf sniper rifle which is accurate for 40ft. 40 fucking feet isnt going to do in when we are fighting off some weird queer color from space such as sugar plum purple. I grow weary of the face of between me and Kris Kringle since he is always one step ahead. That is why this year in the summer we will mount our forces and attack the north pole in a stragetic battle to catch them off guard. On for buisness. Our coffers are empty and have been for 2 years. We have tried many funding raising efforts but as of yet none of them have panned out to make any money. God forbid we thought we could make a dime playing FF. On that note I have joined the TALOS ranks since my older brother Skywalker is on the team. Since we are both way abouve the ages of 30 we needed another tool to bond. dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

01-03-2011, 03:32 AM	#1897
Ricey UI Designer Front-End Developer Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2008 Location: Winter Park, FL Class/Position: D Eng Gametype: CTF 9v9 Affiliations: .gr , smr Posts Rated Helpful 46 Times	pisses on the Yellow Brotherhood __________________ Support FF: Maps : Haste \|Scrummage \|Mulch_Trench Voltage \| Exchange Classic \| Fortsake ricecakes: I demand SGs get a buff squeek.: buy it a gym membership 'I have an eye for design' - Kube 2014

01-03-2011, 04:18 AM	#1898
R00Kie Kawaii!　ルーキー Lua Team Wiki Team Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Nowhere, Kansas Class/Position: Random Gametype: CTF Affiliations: BiG, Kawaii!, MustacheBrigade, GoodFellas Posts Rated Helpful 82 Times	You have finally crossed the line Ricey. This is the worst thing you could have ever done. You will be marked for life. __________________ Released: [ Island ] [ Rookie ] [ Limbo ] [ Sonic ] [ Tomb ] [ Skydive2 ] [ Bunkerwars ] Beta: [ Argon ] [ Reflection ] [ Urbantag ] Lua: [ game_rules ] Last edited by R00Kie; 01-03-2011 at 04:23 AM.

01-03-2011, 01:37 PM	#1900
moosh WhenNailGrenWillOut? Beta Tester Join Date: May 2009 Gametype: mp_prematch Affiliations: [:)] - Frag Happy, babe\| Posts Rated Helpful 29 Times	I shall defend my Red Gazelle brethren. Stand back or I shall smite you! __________________ [[ ff_hotfudge - bhop_theonlyone ]] "As the the new year approaches I await for it like an case of explosive fecalomania otherwise know as diareha or the massive shits. I am gripping the sides of the toilet as my stomach produces the first hollow thud out of the anus of the year to come." DarkeN_HellspawN

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