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o_osiris · 06-14-2006, 04:04 AM

Yeah I think I did mention that a long while back, I think it was before she started getting even more into it but I cant be sure... All I know is that it's basically better but there's still the occasional attempt everyone once in a while. She wants to take me out for dinner this week to celebrate my birthday cause we were busy last week, im expecting to have to stop some things again.

o_skanky butterpuss · 06-14-2006, 04:30 AM

haha my ex just pulled that shit. im a sucker who cant turn down free food, ever, so i let her. now she just asked me to go on a double date with her friends, but claims its not a date. silly bitch!

o_lithium · 06-14-2006, 05:42 AM

Well yeah , now her pants are my property , she gave me the " i like you a lot" speech and my head went (* BOOYAH *). I`m just stoked because this is the first time where i get a girl i like with no effort , i used to try and seduce girls , you know taking 2 freakin weeks to know them ( Put aside the one nighters with drunk chicks ). But anyways , I`m all nuts on her , *arr arr arr*. IM IN MY BOXERS AND SHE`S ASLEEP IN MY BED!!!

Circuitous · 06-14-2006, 05:44 AM

Yay!

o_osiris · 06-14-2006, 06:03 AM

Now dig deep into your closet and wipe the dust of your handcuffs and condoms.

o_etzell · 06-14-2006, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LithiuM

Well yeah , now her pants are my property , she gave me the " i like you a lot" speech and my head went (* BOOYAH *). I`m just stoked because this is the first time where i get a girl i like with no effort , i used to try and seduce girls , you know taking 2 freakin weeks to know them ( Put aside the one nighters with drunk chicks ). But anyways , I`m all nuts on her , *arr arr arr*. IM IN MY BOXERS AND SHE`S ASLEEP IN MY BED!!!

Of all the times to NOT BE ON THE FUCKING COMPUTER...

o_theres *nothing* here · 06-14-2006, 06:27 AM

Etzell might be right, even though he's old and ornery.

GET OF THE COMPUTER AND PLEASURE HER

o_bubbles · 06-14-2006, 11:06 AM

This is crazy! You make women sound like rocketscience! :--((

o_soulcutter · 06-14-2006, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Etzell

Of all the times to NOT BE ON THE FUCKING COMPUTER...

Qft, personally I still don't believe him.

o_mescalito · 06-14-2006, 11:54 AM

EDITed out: agh that post was to evil :0

o_lithium · 06-14-2006, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoulCutter

Qft, personally I still don't believe him.

What more generous that share my sexual experiences with the good fellow of FF. Your all invited in my bed.

o_|404|innoc-tpf- · 06-14-2006, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LithiuM

Well yeah , now her pants are my property , she gave me the " i like you a lot" speech and my head went (* BOOYAH *). I`m just stoked because this is the first time where i get a girl i like with no effort , i used to try and seduce girls , you know taking 2 freakin weeks to know them ( Put aside the one nighters with drunk chicks ). But anyways , I`m all nuts on her , *arr arr arr*. IM IN MY BOXERS AND SHE`S ASLEEP IN MY BED!!!

Score one for the "ass clown" of the group of friends.

o_theres *nothing* here · 06-15-2006, 01:08 AM

fucking is overrated. real time is spent not only on the pussy, but the whole article.

including, the mental part that also has personality, and thinks.

o_osiris · 06-15-2006, 01:11 AM

I actually agree with that there statement. But it doesnt mean that sex is bad

o_skanky butterpuss · 06-15-2006, 05:15 AM

there are a few people on here from whom i would believe a statement like that. lithium is one of them. good job buddy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by |404|Innoc-TPF-

Score one for the "ass clown" of the group of friends.

score one for the guy who was always looked at as the "nice guy" by all the chicks. must have been awesome listening to them tell you all about how they liked your other friends

o_geokill-----> · 06-15-2006, 07:01 AM

So did you hit it?

o_theres *nothing* here · 06-15-2006, 01:54 PM

Yeah man, I feel you.. I like to "make love" too.. Not just that vulgar shit where you just fuck them.. an shit and like throw them in da closet. A woman has gotta be treasured and respected. Ya feel? Really, sex is fine, what do you take me for? It's part of a healthy relationship.

But y'all way outta my league.. cuz I make love to dey minds..

o_|404|innoc-tpf- · 06-15-2006, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skanky Butterpuss

score one for the guy who was always looked at as the "nice guy" by all the chicks. must have been awesome listening to them tell you all about how they liked your other friends

I was merely having some fun with the title he gave himself.

o_skanky butterpuss · 06-16-2006, 05:00 AM

haha, shit, my bad dude. i just reread the thread and saw that he referred to himself as the ass clown. apologies!

o_imbrifer · 06-16-2006, 06:04 AM

So I have this wonderful problem where its not difficult at all for girls to go for me. The way I see it, in any healthy relationship you balance me time, two time and necessity time (like work and sleep). What you do with your 'me time' to stay sane or keep up with your hobbies is your call. Like anything, excess is bad, so yeah: you can play WoW or make HL2 maps (like I do) but realize that the sweetest things in life lay outside of those things. But they do have value.

As far as the sex thing goes, its all circumstantial. Meaningful sex is physically better than one-night standish sex from my experience, and there are some kisses, romps around in the grass, dinner cookings, music listenings or hiking trails that beat the living shiat out of sex. If you believe the traditional ramp that starts at nothing and goes up to sex and stops, you've limited yourself from the most incredible experiences of life. So (every so often) get the fark off your computer and experience new things youve never experienced before! The benefits are endless

Holy, Holy Holy!

06-14-2006, 05:44 AM	#24
Circuitous Useless Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jun 2005 Class/Position: D Soldier, O Scout Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Yay! __________________ Look at all those dead links.

06-14-2006, 11:54 AM	#30
o_mescalito Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	EDITed out: agh that post was to evil :0 Last edited by o_mescalito; 06-14-2006 at 12:09 PM.

06-15-2006, 01:11 AM	#34
o_osiris Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: In your pants. Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I actually agree with that there statement. But it doesnt mean that sex is bad Last edited by o_osiris; 06-15-2006 at 05:52 AM.

06-14-2006, 04:04 AM	#21
o_osiris Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: In your pants. Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Yeah I think I did mention that a long while back, I think it was before she started getting even more into it but I cant be sure... All I know is that it's basically better but there's still the occasional attempt everyone once in a while. She wants to take me out for dinner this week to celebrate my birthday cause we were busy last week, im expecting to have to stop some things again.

06-14-2006, 04:30 AM	#22
o_skanky butterpuss Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Tampon, FL Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	haha my ex just pulled that shit. im a sucker who cant turn down free food, ever, so i let her. now she just asked me to go on a double date with her friends, but claims its not a date. silly bitch!

06-14-2006, 05:42 AM	#23
o_lithium Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Well yeah , now her pants are my property , she gave me the " i like you a lot" speech and my head went (* BOOYAH ). I`m just stoked because this is the first time where i get a girl i like with no effort , i used to try and seduce girls , you know taking 2 freakin weeks to know them ( Put aside the one nighters with drunk chicks ). But anyways , I`m all nuts on her , arr arr arr*. IM IN MY BOXERS AND SHE`S ASLEEP IN MY BED!!!

06-14-2006, 06:03 AM	#25
o_osiris Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: In your pants. Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Now dig deep into your closet and wipe the dust of your handcuffs and condoms.

06-14-2006, 06:27 AM	#27
o_theres nothing here Join Date: May 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Etzell might be right, even though he's old and ornery. GET OF THE COMPUTER AND PLEASURE HER

06-14-2006, 11:06 AM	#28
o_bubbles Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	This is crazy! You make women sound like rocketscience! :--((

06-15-2006, 01:08 AM	#33
o_theres nothing here Join Date: May 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	fucking is overrated. real time is spent not only on the pussy, but the whole article. including, the mental part that also has personality, and thinks.

06-15-2006, 07:01 AM	#36
o_geokill-----> Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Fort Worth, Tejas Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	So did you hit it?

06-15-2006, 01:54 PM	#37
o_theres nothing here Join Date: May 2005 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Yeah man, I feel you.. I like to "make love" too.. Not just that vulgar shit where you just fuck them.. an shit and like throw them in da closet. A woman has gotta be treasured and respected. Ya feel? Really, sex is fine, what do you take me for? It's part of a healthy relationship. But y'all way outta my league.. cuz I make love to dey minds..

06-16-2006, 05:00 AM	#39
o_skanky butterpuss Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Tampon, FL Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	haha, shit, my bad dude. i just reread the thread and saw that he referred to himself as the ass clown. apologies!

06-16-2006, 06:04 AM	#40
o_imbrifer Join Date: May 2005 Location: Changes every few months Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	So I have this wonderful problem where its not difficult at all for girls to go for me. The way I see it, in any healthy relationship you balance me time, two time and necessity time (like work and sleep). What you do with your 'me time' to stay sane or keep up with your hobbies is your call. Like anything, excess is bad, so yeah: you can play WoW or make HL2 maps (like I do) but realize that the sweetest things in life lay outside of those things. But they do have value. As far as the sex thing goes, its all circumstantial. Meaningful sex is physically better than one-night standish sex from my experience, and there are some kisses, romps around in the grass, dinner cookings, music listenings or hiking trails that beat the living shiat out of sex. If you believe the traditional ramp that starts at nothing and goes up to sex and stops, you've limited yourself from the most incredible experiences of life. So (every so often) get the fark off your computer and experience new things youve never experienced before! The benefits are endless Holy, Holy Holy!

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