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Old 10-18-2005, 11:53 PM   #61
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I changed topic for a small pattern today...

So... Post your favorites!

We can all stand to expand on our repretoire [fucking spelling!] of euphemisms for our pleasure spots!

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Male: schlong, Mr. Helmet, stabberer
Female: the slick, joybox, her 'umm'

Don't miss tomorrow: Why women are!
No point, just why they are!


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Old 10-18-2005, 11:54 PM   #62
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fuckstick, tallywhacker

happyhole, canoe
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Old 10-19-2005, 08:02 PM   #63
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So... why do you think women are?







Tomorrow: Your favorite thing!




Quote of the Day: "Mmmph mmmph muuu!" - Kenny from South Park
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Old 10-19-2005, 08:22 PM   #64
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the sound part, to contribute to todays topic.
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Old 10-19-2005, 11:37 PM   #65
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ughhhh.... I am siiiiiiiick!

I just broke out in a cold sweat and felt like puking and that the room was spinning... there aren't any drugs of any kind (illegal, perscribed, granoly or otherwise) in my system...

wtf is going on?????
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Old 10-20-2005, 12:36 AM   #66
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you prolly just stumbled across the dude thread.
by "accident" im sure.
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Old 10-20-2005, 03:59 AM   #67
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Being sick sucks.

Women are for the same reason men are. If you're asking the purpose of life, it's joy. Plain and simple.

As far as the smoking/drinking/drugs thing, I've never done any of it. never wanted to do any of it. I prioritize my health very highly and I can reach euphoria without any of that crap. Dive into life, like you've always wanted to. It's worth it like you wouldn't believe.
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Old 10-20-2005, 04:00 AM   #68
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i like you
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Old 10-20-2005, 04:03 AM   #69
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Being sick sucks.

Women are for the same reason men are. If you're asking the purpose of life, it's joy. Plain and simple.

As far as the smoking/drinking/drugs thing, I've never done any of it. never wanted to do any of it. I prioritize my health very highly and I can reach euphoria without any of that crap. Dive into life, like you've always wanted to. It's worth it like you wouldn't believe.
Are you secretly channeling me?
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Old 10-20-2005, 05:39 AM   #70
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Double post, because no one cares.

Issue 1: How can an utter randomness thread have a topic?

Issue 2: My Morrowind character is a packrat.

For example: here's his basement. Here's another view.
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Old 10-20-2005, 05:55 AM   #71
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Old 10-20-2005, 08:26 AM   #72
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Old 10-20-2005, 06:50 PM   #73
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Issue 1: How can an utter randomness thread have a topic?
Heh... I was thinking of changing it around to something else, but I like the randomness of people's posts in this thread so we'll just keep it as it is, then...

I said I wasn't doing any drugs, Imbrifer... I just broke out in a cold sweat and got extremely dizzy for some odd reason. Who knows? No one...

Fuck I didn't get ANY sleep last night... my wife was snoring hard, and my brain wouldn't shut down...

PS: It has now been 3 weeks since my last cigarette.
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Old 10-20-2005, 07:05 PM   #74
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Mmm... brains.
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Old 10-21-2005, 12:11 AM   #75
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I clicked a girl!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Meh...
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Old 10-21-2005, 12:21 AM   #76
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PS: It has now been 3 weeks since my last cigarette.
2 minutes ago since mine, damn I just can't stop.
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PS: It has now been 3 weeks since my last cigarette.
2 minutes ago since mine, damn I just can't stop.
Haha, you're a slave to your addiction. Smoke up, smoker. That's a good smoker.
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Old 10-21-2005, 06:40 PM   #78
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I had a weird dream... I dreamed Dospac was a woman and kept hittin on me.... she had nice tits!

It ended up being my wife, cuz she said (this morning) she had a nice conversation with me last night and the only thing I remember was sleeping and that dream. Weird shit.

Also in the dream the trepids had their own uhh... whatchacallums... Internet Cafe, but it was for gamers only. Fuckin weird.
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Old 10-21-2005, 06:47 PM   #79
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I had a weird dream... I dreamed Dospac was a woman and kept hittin on me.... she had nice tits!

It ended up being my wife, cuz she said (this morning) she had a nice conversation with me last night and the only thing I remember was sleeping and that dream. Weird shit.

Also in the dream the trepids had their own uhh... whatchacallums... Internet Cafe, but it was for gamers only. Fuckin weird.
I think its time to take a break from the FF forums for a while.
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Old 10-21-2005, 08:02 PM   #80
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