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Old 03-16-2010, 08:53 AM   #1
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Please answer these important questions in the following order.

1.How much does Mr. T's dick weigh in lbs?
2.How many folds of cellulite does Rosanne Bar have on her left asscheek?
3.Who racked up a higher annual average plumbing repair bill due to massive shits, John Madden or Brock Lesnar?
4.Which lubrication best suits masterbation Jergens or Lubriderm, between those two no other brands please.
5.How many anal beads would you take in the ass for one night with Jennifer Aniston, (anal beads approx. 1.3 inches wide), 3 beads to qualify for Jen if contestant takes over 5 I'll throw Courney Cox in for a one night threesome, if contestant takes the whole strand, 8 beads total, the grade prize of Jen, courney cox and phoebe will be awarded for one night. Beads must enter and exit the ass within 3 minutes of commencement or disqualification ensues.
6.Explain why Lorena Bobbit is a hero in under 3 sentences.
7.Eat one piece of dogshit equivalent to the size of a golf ball and write a poem about it.
8.Who would you rather fuck, Cher or Barbara Walters?
9. Jack off to your own ass in the mirror until ejaculation.
10. Please spell "ambulance" the way the guy on the AC transit video would have spelled it.
Thank you for your time and I am looking forward to your responses.

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Old 03-16-2010, 09:34 AM   #2
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