I hate my grandfathers cat.

Credge · 01-08-2010, 05:54 AM

I'm not a cat hater. I've hung out with 5 cats this christmas break, one of them my own. So, shut the fuck up before you speak to me. Or something. (Someone is probably already completely raged after reading that).

Alright so, my grandfather has this one cat. It's retarded. Like, literally or something. It's a literal scaredy cat. It doesn't come out for a few days once someone 'new' comes in to the house. He'll stay hidden for about 10 hours if someone knocks on the door.

This cat also loves to piss. It's trained to not piss on things, but it loves to piss on them. Only certain things though. My grandfathers bed. My fathers bag of clothes (it actually pissed and shit in it). Also, the bed I'm laying in. As well as all of the pillows. And sheets. And blankets.

I didn't know this, though, until I went and layed down. You see, it doesn't fill the room with the smell. It's just like... around the area. The area being where you put your head down at night to sleep.

I hate my grandfathers cat. I should piss in his litter box, the fucking savage.

Edit: I guess I don't hate it, but holy fuck that piss smells bad.

KubeDawg · 01-08-2010, 07:19 AM

You should accidentally let it out one day and buy him a new cat that looks the same that doesn't leave prezents everywhere.

Bridget · 01-08-2010, 04:32 PM

Interesting.

stray kitten · 01-08-2010, 04:44 PM

I would say fuck that cat. And I am a cuddly little kitten.

Bridget · 01-08-2010, 04:51 PM

Yes, because cats are intelligent enough to know perfectly well what they are doing and that they are violating our standards of living and moral behavior. Yes. Indeed, sir. Mm. Mm. Yesh, say. /pipe and monocle

Lost · 01-08-2010, 06:11 PM

My cat is awesome. Except when it forgets where it's asshole is and takes a dump on the side of the litter box... Its probably time to get a bigger box.

Bridget · 01-08-2010, 06:14 PM

That reminds me of this.

[AE] 82694 · 01-08-2010, 06:21 PM

That cat is claiming that bed as his territory and you're invading it. Or he might be clamming you.

Innoc · 01-08-2010, 06:50 PM

Credge · 01-08-2010, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KubeDawg

You should accidentally let it out one day and buy him a new cat that looks the same that doesn't leave prezents everywhere.

The funny thing about this cat is that it's actually retarded. It has a lump over it eye ~ I assume it's a tumor and this tumor impacts its brains functions.

Bridget · 01-08-2010, 09:40 PM

That's not funny at all, man!

Credge · 01-08-2010, 09:47 PM

It is when you see it pissing in somebodies luggage.

cjeshjoir™ · 01-09-2010, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bridget

That reminds me of this.

Showed this to my mother, "We had one of those..."

Focksbot · 01-09-2010, 08:02 AM

Piss on the cat, I say.

01-08-2010, 05:54 AM	#1
Credge FF Loremaster Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 4 Times	I hate my grandfathers cat. I'm not a cat hater. I've hung out with 5 cats this christmas break, one of them my own. So, shut the fuck up before you speak to me. Or something. (Someone is probably already completely raged after reading that). Alright so, my grandfather has this one cat. It's retarded. Like, literally or something. It's a literal scaredy cat. It doesn't come out for a few days once someone 'new' comes in to the house. He'll stay hidden for about 10 hours if someone knocks on the door. This cat also loves to piss. It's trained to not piss on things, but it loves to piss on them. Only certain things though. My grandfathers bed. My fathers bag of clothes (it actually pissed and shit in it). Also, the bed I'm laying in. As well as all of the pillows. And sheets. And blankets. I didn't know this, though, until I went and layed down. You see, it doesn't fill the room with the smell. It's just like... around the area. The area being where you put your head down at night to sleep. I hate my grandfathers cat. I should piss in his litter box, the fucking savage. Edit: I guess I don't hate it, but holy fuck that piss smells bad. __________________ "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" Ronald Reagan Last edited by Credge; 01-08-2010 at 07:06 AM.

01-08-2010, 07:19 AM	#2
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01-08-2010, 04:44 PM	#4
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01-08-2010, 06:11 PM	#6
Lost Fear teh crowbar. Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oklahoma Gametype: CTF ftw, yeh Posts Rated Helpful 6 Times	My cat is awesome. Except when it forgets where it's asshole is and takes a dump on the side of the litter box... Its probably time to get a bigger box. __________________ Do what you want cuz a pirate is free! You are a pirate!

01-08-2010, 06:21 PM	#8
[AE] 82694 Retired FF Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	That cat is claiming that bed as his territory and you're invading it. Or he might be clamming you. __________________ I Love GenghisTron . I miss you sooooo Much. LOL.

01-08-2010, 04:32 PM	#3
Bridget Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Class/Position: Soldier Gametype: AVD Affiliations: TALOS Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	Interesting.

01-08-2010, 04:51 PM	#5
Bridget Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Class/Position: Soldier Gametype: AVD Affiliations: TALOS Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	Yes, because cats are intelligent enough to know perfectly well what they are doing and that they are violating our standards of living and moral behavior. Yes. Indeed, sir. Mm. Mm. Yesh, say. /pipe and monocle

01-08-2010, 06:14 PM	#7
Bridget Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Class/Position: Soldier Gametype: AVD Affiliations: TALOS Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	That reminds me of this.

01-08-2010, 06:50 PM	#9
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01-08-2010, 09:40 PM	#11
Bridget Banned Join Date: Sep 2008 Class/Position: Soldier Gametype: AVD Affiliations: TALOS Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	That's not funny at all, man!

01-08-2010, 09:47 PM	#12
Credge FF Loremaster Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 4 Times	It is when you see it pissing in somebodies luggage. __________________ "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" Ronald Reagan

01-09-2010, 08:02 AM	#14
Focksbot Ambassador of Everything. Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Piss on the cat, I say.

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