(HORSEPORN) How much porn do you have? - Page 2

Skanky Butterpuss · 09-12-2008, 09:31 PM

rofl.

keep pipe-dreamin, son.

KubeDawg · 09-12-2008, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by greenday5494

Anytime i want, pretty much.

Until you get married.

Shadow00Caster · 09-12-2008, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by greenday5494

And when i get a girlfriend, ill get to have head. By a real girl. If i really fall in love and she does too, it'll be more then physical. Anytime i want, pretty much. And like i said, if we do fall in love, ill have real sex. While you can just use your hand.

Thanks caption-comeback!

Not that I'm engaged or anything .. oh wait, isn't that like a girlfriend?? And yes, she has seen my porn collection .. she let out a hefty LOL.

Circuitous · 09-12-2008, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by greenday5494

And when i get a girlfriend, ill get to have head. By a real girl. If i really fall in love and she does too, it'll be more then physical. Anytime i want, pretty much. And like i said, if we do fall in love, ill have real sex. While you can just use your hand.

Y'know, you should really wait until the deal's been sealed to make posts like this.

And even then, don't bother.

Everything · 09-12-2008, 10:59 PM

Wait, as if now, my hentai folder is 11.1 gb. I forgot about it.

.50bmg · 09-12-2008, 11:13 PM

FF has cut deeply into my sex.. er... porn life, so I cut my collection by more than 75%. I still have a solid 10 gigs of gold I cannot part with. Better stuff you will not find this side of tokyo. and yea, about 70% of that is asian 1337ness - the rest - lesbian sex - omg epic. If only I could find an epic asian lesbian sex movie i'd be one happy little horn dog

ps.. i need to get laid...

Ramones · 09-12-2008, 11:26 PM

Dr.Satan should organize a FF Community Porn Pack

ff_epic_lesbian_sex by .50bmg pls

Bridget · 09-12-2008, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greenday5494

And when i get a girlfriend, ill get to have head. By a real girl. If i really fall in love and she does too, it'll be more then physical. Anytime i want, pretty much. And like i said, if we do fall in love, ill have real sex. While you can just use your hand.

You whine so much on the forums that I wouldn't be surprised if you got a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend. By the way, love isn't all about sex. Learn what love is before you go tossing the word around. k, thx.

.50bmg · 09-12-2008, 11:46 PM

If I were to release my porn as a download - the FF gaming communitys participation would drop off significantly for about two weeks.. I can't do that to us man - I have standards! - they are low, but

greenday5494 · 09-13-2008, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bridget

You whine so much on the forums that I wouldn't be surprised if you got a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend. By the way, love isn't all about sex. Learn what love is before you go tossing the word around. k, thx.

that's went i meant. it'll be mroe than physical, and not just sex

well im done with this weird thread.

Shadow00Caster · 09-13-2008, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by .50bmg

If I were to release my porn as a download - the FF gaming communitys participation would drop off significantly for about two weeks.. I can't do that to us man - I have standards! - they are low, but

I could kill FF for a good year.

GeoKill-----> · 09-13-2008, 01:04 AM

You will end rl

Doctor Zyo · 09-13-2008, 02:13 AM

I'm so sexual I can project Pornography in my mind, WITH IMAGINATION!

Hawk Eye · 09-13-2008, 08:21 AM

Like.. project outward? That other's can see?

That's potentially badass.

Ramones · 09-13-2008, 02:32 PM

Damn you, .50bmg! I dreamt that you sent me your epic lesbian porn, but then I remembered that I don't like lesbian porn. gnaaaaaaaaaa

Adamido · 09-13-2008, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bridget

By the way, love isn't all about sex.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bridget

By the way, love isn't all about sex.

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Originally Posted by Bridget

By the way, love isn't all about sex.

Stop lying

Damascus · 09-14-2008, 02:56 AM

A whole partition.

**mervaka** · 09-14-2008, 10:55 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOGflCsfefo

DarkeN_HellspawN · 09-14-2008, 11:10 AM

WTF??? Currently none. Most porn isnt a good book that you will go back and read every year or so like "See Spot Run". It gives you what you need and it is time to move on to new when needed. Porn is like having your own garden and making a salad from its vegatables. It is only good when it is fresh since if you leave it in the refrigerator to long it becomes soggy and molds.

Dont let your old porn mold.

dh

Precautious · 09-14-2008, 01:48 PM

Porn, Sex and Love has one corner each in my room. I don't really feel like they are the same.

And yeah, first post. Hi! Also, first post in a thread about porn. I feel so proud.

Btw, Sin(Love) = 1

09-12-2008, 09:31 PM	#21
Skanky Butterpuss Beware the Hammer D&A Member Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: Sabotaging your shit. Affiliations: :}\|, mimic, /KBN/ Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	rofl. keep pipe-dreamin, son. __________________ Support FF: Etzell: Skanky Etzell: The Wings are fucking fantastic Etzell: They really are Etzell: But even SAYING that makes me want to vomit

09-13-2008, 01:04 AM	#32
GeoKill-----> Community Member Server Owner Beta Tester Forum Moderator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Hawthorne, California Class/Position: Soldier/Spy/Scout Gametype: AvD Affiliations: :e0:Eternal Order Leader Posts Rated Helpful 12 Times	You will end rl __________________ Fortress-Forever Guides All Your Mapping Needs :e0: Will live on Forever Support FF:

09-14-2008, 02:56 AM	#37
Damascus Comic Artist D&A Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	A whole partition. __________________

09-14-2008, 11:10 AM	#39
DarkeN_HellspawN FORUM ADM!N Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Sun Class/Position: O/D D/O - For life or death Gametype: 2fort Spectating Llama GD Ex. TALOS Sniper Affiliations: FF God, The Yellow Brotherhood Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	???????? WTF??? Currently none. Most porn isnt a good book that you will go back and read every year or so like "See Spot Run". It gives you what you need and it is time to move on to new when needed. Porn is like having your own garden and making a salad from its vegatables. It is only good when it is fresh since if you leave it in the refrigerator to long it becomes soggy and molds. Dont let your old porn mold. dh __________________ If you come across a great Yellow entity offering a yellow pill, take it. Its sunshine will grow in you stomach like a bowl of Sea Monkeys - The Great Yellow Book Page 8765 Ch. 194 -Section 3

09-14-2008, 01:48 PM	#40
Precautious Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Sweden, Southern. Class/Position: Sniper Gametype: Capture the Flag Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Porn, Sex and Love has one corner each in my room. I don't really feel like they are the same. And yeah, first post. Hi! Also, first post in a thread about porn. I feel so proud. Btw, Sin(Love) = 1 Last edited by Precautious; 09-14-2008 at 05:35 PM.

09-12-2008, 10:59 PM	#25
Everything This is still alive? Wiki Team Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Naples, FL Posts Rated Helpful 3 Times	Wait, as if now, my hentai folder is 11.1 gb. I forgot about it.

09-12-2008, 11:13 PM	#26
.50bmg mine is bigger Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Somewhere in bum-fuk Oklahoma Class/Position: low class (freaky) / girl on top Gametype: slap and tickle Affiliations: :e0: leadership, founder of {FYC} Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	FF has cut deeply into my sex.. er... porn life, so I cut my collection by more than 75%. I still have a solid 10 gigs of gold I cannot part with. Better stuff you will not find this side of tokyo. and yea, about 70% of that is asian 1337ness - the rest - lesbian sex - omg epic. If only I could find an epic asian lesbian sex movie i'd be one happy little horn dog ps.. i need to get laid...

09-12-2008, 11:26 PM	#27
Ramones Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Germany Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Dr.Satan should organize a FF Community Porn Pack ff_epic_lesbian_sex by .50bmg pls

09-12-2008, 11:46 PM	#29
.50bmg mine is bigger Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Somewhere in bum-fuk Oklahoma Class/Position: low class (freaky) / girl on top Gametype: slap and tickle Affiliations: :e0: leadership, founder of {FYC} Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	If I were to release my porn as a download - the FF gaming communitys participation would drop off significantly for about two weeks.. I can't do that to us man - I have standards! - they are low, but

09-13-2008, 02:13 AM	#33
Doctor Zyo Manic Necrophiliac Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Winston-Salem, North Carolina Class/Position: O: Spy D: Engineer Gametype: CTF Affiliations: :e0: Eternal Order Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I'm so sexual I can project Pornography in my mind, WITH IMAGINATION!

09-13-2008, 08:21 AM	#34
Hawk Eye Who the fuck is this guy? D&A Member Beta Tester Join Date: Mar 2007 Class/Position: O Preferred Gametype: AvD Affiliations: [AE] Asseaters Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	Like.. project outward? That other's can see? That's potentially badass.

09-13-2008, 02:32 PM	#35
Ramones Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Germany Gametype: AvD Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Damn you, .50bmg! I dreamt that you sent me your epic lesbian porn, but then I remembered that I don't like lesbian porn. gnaaaaaaaaaa

09-14-2008, 10:55 AM	#38
mervaka A Very Sound Guy! Fortress Forever Staff Join Date: May 2005 Location: UK Posts Rated Helpful 15 Times	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOGflCsfefo

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