02-20-2007, 02:30 AM | #1 |
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Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer!!!
(basicly everyone has an answer and a question, but i start out with only a question)((((this is for boredom/humor so if you don't like nor not in the mood get out))))
Why do humans die? |
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02-20-2007, 02:33 AM | #2 |
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Location: Washington DC
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because they start to believe in the concept of aging at some point. oh shit, i guess i gave a deep answer
ok, um how come we dont have a release date yet? |
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02-20-2007, 02:35 AM | #3 |
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because the devs dont think ff isnt pretty enuf for public view
why is russia so HUGE? |
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02-20-2007, 02:42 AM | #4 |
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God has a twisted sense of humor.
Why aren't there any poptarts in my house? |
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02-20-2007, 02:45 AM | #5 |
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i woke up choose the engineer class, built a teleporter, tele'd to your house and eat ze poptarts <3
Why are zombies better in the dark but are complete shitsticks at daylight? (slow/dumb) |
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02-20-2007, 02:50 AM | #6 |
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um because the undead don't do sunshine. dur.
how come i rock at guitar? |
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02-20-2007, 03:00 AM | #7 |
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Location: UMR
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Because your mother doesn't like condoms.
Where does the black stuff under fingernails come from? |
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02-20-2007, 03:58 AM | #8 |
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it comes from picking your ass.
where's waldo? |
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02-20-2007, 04:01 AM | #9 |
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Location: Fort Worth, Tejas
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Keep loooking
So were's the clitoris? |
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02-20-2007, 05:35 AM | #10 |
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Location: New Jersy, USA! reppin'
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under your bed next to that pair of old socks.
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise roll pop. |
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02-20-2007, 06:16 AM | #11 |
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Location: Fort Worth, Tejas
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One bite to rule them all
Why did Bush won the elections? |
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02-20-2007, 06:44 AM | #12 |
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Location: Ohio
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2000: Cheating
2004: Americans are morons Why do people call Halle Berry "black" when she's half white? |
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02-20-2007, 06:51 AM | #13 |
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Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Because they haven't realised they aren't submerged.
Why does my eye hurt when I stab it with a pen? |
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02-20-2007, 06:53 AM | #14 |
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Because of Americas _very_ special interpretation of democracy.
How come that every single day is worse than the one before? |
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02-20-2007, 08:56 AM | #15 |
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Location: Calgary, Canada eh?
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Because nobody appreciates it when you don't bathe.
What's more awesome: The Book Of Vile Darkness or The Book Of Heroic Deeds? |
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02-20-2007, 09:22 AM | #16 |
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Neither, God prefers The Book of Mormonism.
Why do I not feel as though I'd just said something witty? Last edited by o_theres *nothing* here; 02-20-2007 at 09:27 AM. |
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02-20-2007, 12:47 PM | #17 |
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Maybe you didn't
What am I doing here? |
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02-20-2007, 01:39 PM | #18 |
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The same thing everyone else is...
Why is the sky blue? |
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02-20-2007, 01:51 PM | #19 |
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Because if it wasnt it would be a different colour.
Why do you keep looking at me like that? |
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02-21-2007, 01:45 AM | #20 |
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Because you're ugly.
Does God really exist? |
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